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Let's Help These People Make a Fun Fun Fun Fest Love Connection

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Dear Ryan at MIA -- w4m -- 23 (Fun fun fun fest)

To Ryan who I met at MIA. I wish I had got your number because I think you're really cute and a great dancer. I was meant to go to Red7 but I bailed. I regret not kissing you. From the Australian girl with diamontes on her eyes x

This is why you always go to Red 7 when you say you will -- you don't want to regret the kiss you never attempted.

Tara? minor moment VIP yellow stage fun fun fun -- m4w -- 33

It was maybe minor, but wow I felt a thing for you back there waiting for tenacious d. missed connection enough that you asked me my name, and smoked me out. um... let's talk more? :)

Consider this: this man had a girl ask him his name and smoke him out, and that only registered as a minor moment to him. Can you imagine how exciting his life must be? Tara, every minute you don't respond to this post you're missing countless moment of excitement.

Misfits show -- m4w -- 28 (Elysium )

We talked for a min. I'm white, have tats. You were with a girlfriend. You stood up on the seat. You're cute.

Being the white guy with tats at a Misfits show doesn't exactly make one a special snowflake. Let's just hope this seat-stander didn't talk to any other boys while she was at the show.

Bike Ride Home Fun Fun Fun Fest -- w4m -- 28 (Barton Hills)

You made sure my bike and I made it safely home from the Fest. And then you crashed making a right onto Barton Hills Drive (it's okay). We parted ways at Trailside. Your name was Patrick -- I should have gotten your number....

If you see this, email me with what kind of dog I have.

Patrick, you must rule. Not only are you a gentleman, but she still wants to know more about you after you crashed in front of her.

More missed connections on the next page.

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