“Bring me the one they call ‘Connelly’!”
Looks like the folks at LoneStarTimes heard our shout into the wilderness: They’ve posted the badass pic of our own Richard Connelly at Abu Ghraib.
Sure, we could nitpick — Connelly’s much better groomed than his likeness would suggest. But we couldn’t be more grateful, although we do regret that we’re now left wondering whether Connelly prefers boxers or briefs. — Keith Plocek
This article appears in Aug 3-9, 2006.