So I was verifying the license status of a private investigator on the Texas Department of Public Safety’s website, when lo and behold, I discover that someone over there is a big ol’ Radiohead fan. Check out the name they use as a search example: Thom Yorke — you know, the carrot-haired, perpetually depressed, nine-stone savant who writes songs about creepy fake plastic karma police. They’ve even got his birthday right. All I’m sayin’ is, it was yet another bit of fun on a Web site that keeps track of registered sex pervs! That was one OK Computer search — HIT ME! — Craig Malisow
This article appears in Feb 22-28, 2007.
