It was only a matter of time before someone would make printable Steve Buscemi eyes for one and all to affix to their faces, in the wake of last week's Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes mania that we brought you last Monday. Frankly, we are ashamed of ourselves for not thinking of it.
Here is your chance to become the creepy walking nightmare that we all know you can be. No doubt these eyes will lead to a rash of break-ups, love connections, and traffic accidents all over the country. Click here to get your own Steve Buscemi eyes, and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.