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Creepy, Inappropriate and Otherwise Weird Christmas Albums

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Nutcracker 2000

Well, there it is: At long last, we have an answer to the question "What would happen if Batman knocked Bootsy Collins into a vat of chemicals?"

The Oak Ridge Boys Christmas

No, no, no. Guys, you can't just set up a Christmas tree in your office's reception area and expect people to feel welcome. This album's working title was A Very Sterile Christmas.

Twisted Christmas

Oh, man, that's so sad. When did Santa Claus get rosacea? That can be a very painful and embarrassing skin disorder. And he's even plugging his ears so he won't have to hear the constant mockery of the children. Poor guy. Thanks, Bob Rivers. You've bummed everyone out.

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