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25 Weird And/Or Hilarious Soccer Chants

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"Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies" - to the tune of "Knees Up, Mother Brown," sung to overweight footballers.

"Snart skiner Poseidon" - sung by fans of a Swedish team, means "Soon Poseidon will shine."

"If I had the wings of an eagle, if I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over (opposing team's name) and shit on the bastards below" - to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"

"We're not Brazil/Man U we're Accy Stanley" - sung by fans of Accrington Stanley, who evidently get mistaken for Brazil and Manchester United a lot.

"You're a wanker!" - sung to the tune of Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus"

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" - sung in reference to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" - sung in reference to Andy Goram having been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

"Deep fry your pizzas, we're gonna deep fry your pizzas" - sung by Scotland fans whenever they play Italy

"Monday, Tuesday, Habib Beye; Wednesday, Thursday, Habib Beye..." - sung by fans of Newcastle's Habib Beye to the tune of the Happy Days theme song

"He's blond, he's slick, his name's a porno flick" - sung by fans of Arsenal's Emmanuel Petit

"A cat! A cat! A cat a cat a cat!" - chanted at least once when a cat ran onto the field (nope, not kidding)

"Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor! He's fast as fuck, he's fast as fuck!" - sung to the tune of "Karma Chameleon" in reference to a particularly speedy footballer

"Coi pantaloni rossi" - sung in the native Genoan, this means "with red pants"

"We're scum and we know we are" - sung by fans of Maidstone United

"No one likes us, we don't care" - sung to the tune of "We Are Sailing" by Rod Stewart

Let's not forget "The Greasy Chip Butty Song," sung to the tune of "Annie's Song" by John Denver.

And finally, sung by fans of Birmingham:

Brum, brum, brum-brum, brum, brum, brum-brum, brum, brum

Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum,

Brum-brum, brum, brum, brum, brum,

Brum, brum, brum, brum... Brummm!!!

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