Look, the fact of the matter is that Barely Legal #91 loses its luster on the small screen. Some porn deserves true silver-screen presentation, and that's where Executive comes in (so to speak). The theater is open seven days a week from 7 a.m. to 6 a.m., and students, members of our proud armed forces, and seniors get a discount. Okay, so the metal chairs might not be as comfortable as the cushy stadium seating of your average theater, but they're easy to clean, which is especially important for female patrons — after all, couples are welcome at the Executive. But even if you're not looking for the in-store experience, Executive also has an extensive collection of DVDs, toys, magazines, lingerie, costumes and other accessories to enhance your erotic endeavors. And with special "midnight madness" sales, you won't have to worry about your wallet. You need to check this place out — in fact, it's an "executive" order.