Anthony Weiner Resigns in Blow to Comedy Industry
New York Congressman Anthony Weiner resigned today in a raucous appearance that featured a heckler asking if his dick was seven inches. Because up to now, of course, this story has been too serious.
The Twitter victim apologized for his mistakes and for causing a distraction, but he offered no apologies to comedy writers or bloggers who discovered his last name is a synonym for penis, and it was his penis that got him into trouble.
Our past in-depth investigative work on this story: 10 Politician Pictures Sexier than Anthony Weiner's; Eight Unfortunate Movie Dongs and one of his playmates was from Beaumont.
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