Jan 1 – Dec 31, 2023

Jan 1 - Dec 31, 2023 / Vol. 29 / No. 47

NFL Week 17: Titans vs Texans — Four Things to Watch For

Since Jimmie Ward’s interception of Russell Wilson, which ended the Houston Texans’ Week 13 win over the Denver Broncos, the Texans have endured a three week period that feels like a fever dream, and most of it has been a nightmare. Two double digit losses sandwiched around an overtime win…

Bob Marley’s Rastaman Vibrations

If you put together all the famous musicians of the 20th century who died young or youngish—Elvis and Buddy, Lennon, Jimi/Janis/Jim—you can argue that none of them created a larger and more lasting (and still evolving) legacy and impact worldwide as Bob Marley. The life, music, and legacy of the…

The Five Biggest Houston Sports Stories in 2023

After spending the better part of the previous three years rooting for perhaps the worst teams in their respective sports, in the Texans and the Rockets, while having all of our championship hope attached to the Astros, the one word I would use to describe 2023 in Houston sports is…

Best Bets: Kid Flicks, Stop Making Sense and Tina

It’s the last weekend of the year and if you’re still looking for something to do, we’ve got a few suggestions. From family-friendly films and a New Wave masterpiece to a tribute to the Queen of Rock ‘n’ Roll and a movie perfect for New Year’s Eve, keep reading for…

December Dining and Drinking Deals: Week Four

The holidays may be over for some folks but many of us are still rolling with the Twelve Days of Christmas like Tudor royalty. Unfortunately, most of us don’t have the coffers of King Henry VIII so we’re looking for dining and drinking deals to extend the festivities without overextending…

Houston Concert Watch 12/27: Toadies, Hadden Sayers and More

You’ve probably seen those clickbait links that have been showing up online, with headlines that make it sound like a prominent celebrity who is elderly, in poor health or both has just died. They can be distressing and, once you figure out that you’ve been had, annoying. Well, one of…

Doctor Who: Old is New

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. The Doctor lands in England on Christmas Day shortly after regenerating. Someone is killed by a Christmas Tree. Then, he has to help blond teenage girl and her family when an oddly primitive race in their flying ship that uses a vaguely magic-based…

Houston’s 10 Biggest Sports Stories of 2023

It’s been a pretty crazy Houston sports year that saw the Astros one home win away from the World Series, a massive draft day for the Houston Texans that has resulted in big wins on the field, and so many hirings and firings, Indeed is jealous. It was also a…

The Five Best Texans Christmas Gifts From 2023

We’re all still licking our wounds from the Christmas Eve drubbing the Cleveland Browns put on the Houston Texans. That was not a fun day at NRG Stadium. However, in a season where the Texans have won more games than the last two seasons combined, it is completely appropriate to…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
The Boys In The Boat

Title: The Boys in the Boat Describe This Movie In One Blazing Saddles Quote: SHERIFF BART: And now, for my next impression: Jesse Owens! Brief Plot Synopsis: Could be a winner boy, you move quite well. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1.5 Michael Jordan Hitler mustaches out…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
The Iron Claw

Title: The Iron Claw Describe This Movie In One Rocky III Quote: THUNDERLIPS: It’s all fake! Right, meatball? Brief Plot Synopsis: Worst of Backyard Wrestling Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Dalton eagle claws out of 5 Tagline: “Sons. Brothers. Champions.” Better Tagline: “Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.” Not So…

NFL Week 16: Browns vs Texans — Four Things to Watch For

If you purchased a ticket to Sunday’s Christmas Eve tilt between the Houston Texans and Cleveland Browns at NRG Stadium, there was probably a certain “star power” energy you experienced when you hit the “PURCHASE” button on your ticket app. Deshaun Watson versus C.J. Stroud! The Texans past versus the Texans future!…

Best Bets: Very Merry Pops, Up and Ho Ho Houston

It’s official that time of year now. It’s Humbug Day, the day “to cast off your frustrations before Christmas.” So, take the opportunity to vent a little and then check out the events that made this week’s list of best bets. Keep reading for a radio play, a comedy extravaganza…

Houston Concert Watch 12/20: Guy Forsyth, Beetle and More

Legendary radio personality Jim Ladd turned off the mic for the last time this past weekend, passing away at 75 after suffering a heart attack. Ladd spent the majority of his career in Los Angeles, most famously at KMET, “The Mighty Met,” before signing on with Sirius XM in 2011…

Best of the Backlogs: Older Games I Played in 2023

Back in August, I wrote about how joining PS Plus Premium relieved a lot of my anxiety and executive dysfunction around gaming. The huge library of free games finally gave me a chance to play a host of older titles that I had balked at when they were released and…

December Dining and Drinking Deals: Week Three

The holidays are kicking into high gear this week as we scramble for last minute gifts (or actually start our Christmas shopping) and try not to go over the spending limit we promised ourselves we’d stick to this year. Relatives are beginning to arrive, office parties are leaving us hungover…

Texans Win Over Titans Creates Major NFL Playoff Storylines

Nothing of actual playoff substance was clinched for certain with the Houston Texans’ 19-16 overtime nail biter win over the Tennessee Titans (doing Houston Oiler cosplay) on Sunday. The Texans still need to handle their business over the next three weeks to return to the postseason since 2019. However, one…

Our Video Games of the Year 2023

This has been a fantastic year for video game releases. Your humble game reviewer played a lot of them, and here are the five that stood out enough to be called Game of the Year for 2023. Note: there is a conspicuous absence in Baldur’s Gate 3. Honestly, I simply…

Reacher Gets The Band Back Together In Its Second Season

A big part of the appeal of the first season of Reacher, Amazon Prime Video’s series based on the exploits of Lee Child’s hulking ex-military policeman, was how it highlighted the character’s solitary nature. Jack Reacher (played again by Alan Ritchson) is that rare protagonist who’s truly rootless, walking the…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Leave The World Behind

Title: Leave the World Behind Describe This Movie In One Clerks Quote: DANTE: But you hate people! RANDAL: But I love gatherings! Isn’t it ironic? Brief Plot Synopsis: It’s the end of the world as we know it and honestly, I’m pretty bummed. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2…

Houston Texans in Middle of Muddy AFC Playoff Picture

Sunday’s Houston Texans 30-6 loss to the New York Jets felt like a disaster, and for good reason — it was a freaking disaster. The Texans allowed Zach Wilson, who was returning from yet another benching, to throw for over 300 yards and make the 2023 Texans defense look a…

Dog Adoption Declines While Population Increases at Shelters

A national trend is unfolding across several Greater Houston area animal shelters as canine populations continue to climb, yet adoption rates of these furry friends are faltering. “Dogs are harder because they’re bigger. Many of the dogs [BARC] has come from the fields through our enforcement team, so they might…

December Dining and Drinking Deals: Week Two

Last week, we began our month-long series of December deals for drinking and dining in Houston plus some tips on holiday gifts. We continue this week with some ideas for festive dining, seasonal cocktails and gift card bargains. Cheap Eats: Firehouse Subs began its 12-day ‘Name of the Day’ specials…

Five Reasons the NBA In-Season Tournament Was a Success

The NBA In-Season Tournament (or IST as the kids call it) came to a close over the weekend with LeBron James and the LA Lakers hoisting the inaugural NBA cup and James taking MVP honors. It was the league’s first foray into the kinds of in-season tournaments that are commonplace…

Tea at Five Tells the Katharine Hepburn Story in Two Acts

There’s a moment at the end of the first act of Matthew Lombardo’s Tea at Five when the powerful magic of theater stops you dead. Katharine Hepburn (the mighty Annalee Jefferies) gets the phone call from her agent that she’s been anxiously awaiting. It’s about getting the role of Scarlett…

Houston Holiday Theater 2023, Part III

Cinderella There’s magic afoot in Theatre Under the Stars’ production of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella, the musical theater titans’ only collaborative work for television, but it appears only in the subsidiary roles and the physical look of the show. The principals, the eponymous girl of the ashes, Brianna Kaleen, and…

The Best Shows of 2023

This year has been weird but strong one for TV,  despite the numerous problems in the industry that have impacted release schedules and the visibility of some shows. The year has provided some of the best slate of brand-new shows that paint a picture of a very diverse TV landscape. That is if…

New Bio Details the Many Moods (and Muses) of George Harrison

Throughout his long career in music journalism, Philip Norman has chronicled in book form the lives of rock A-listers like The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Elton John. But he’s most associated with tomes about the Fab Four, both singly and individually. His 1981 work Shout! The Beatles…

Doctor Who: The [Redacted] Doctors

Spoilers ahead for Doctor Who: The Giggle As this review will run a few days after the episode airs, I’m going to just wallow in the spoilers. Really roll around in them and get them deep in the crevices. If that’s not your cup of tea, here’s a bit of…

The Black Pumas Return To Houston

The Black Pumas exploded on the music scene in 2019 with their debut album of the same name racking up two Grammy nominations for Record of the Year and Best American Roots Performance. The Austin-based band, led by singer Eric Burton and guitarist Adrian Quesada, met in 2018 and within…

State Senator John Whitmire is Houston’s Next Mayor

As expected by residents and political experts alike, State Senator John Whitmire was leading U.S. Rep Sheila Jackson Lee with 65.2 percent of votes to the congresswoman’s 34.7 percent in the race to be Houston’s next mayor as early returns came in late Saturday night. Whitmire was the favorite among…

Will Election Day Republican Voting Determine Houston’s Governance?

The one unusual aspect of this year’s mayoral and council runoffs is probably that more Republicans are turning out than usual in Democratic-dominated Houston. That’s the assessment of University of Houston political science lecturer Nancy Sims.  “Early voting reflects a very high conservative voter turnout, which is unusual for city elections,”…

Openings and Closings: Wild Oats Relocates, Albi Reopens

Wild Oats, 1222 Witte, opens December 8 in Spring Branch. It’s a relocation for the Texas-inspired concept from Underbelly Hospitality, joining its sister restaurant, Underbelly Burger, at the same development. The original location shuttered in September and was replaced with another Underbelly concept, Comalito, soon after. Wild Oats first opened at…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Godzilla Minus One

Title: Godzilla Minus One Describe This Movie In One Jaws Quote: BRODY: You’re gonna need a bigger boat. Brief Plot Synopsis: Luminescent lizard levels luckless locales. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 “Ewww, Girl, Ewwws” out of 5. Tagline: “Postwar Japan. From zero to minus.” Better Tagline: “Oh no, there goes…

NFL Week 14: Texans vs Jets — Four Things To Watch For

Since losing the first two games of the season by double digits and starting out 0-2, a start which prompted me to exclaim on the Houston Texans’ postgame show that the “honeymoon is over” for DeMeco Ryans, the Houston Texans have gone 7-3 and shown some particularly serious guts over…

Astros Winter Meetings Update: Caratini In, Machete Out

The Astros have officially moved on from their starting catcher of four years by signing 30-year-old switch hitter Victor Caratini to back up youngster Yainer Diaz at cacher next season. Martin Maldonado was much maligned last season for being one of the worst everyday offensive players in baseball, but he…

December Dining and Drinking Deals: Week One

It’s the holiday season and for many of us, the joy is countered with some trepidation about the cost of a holly jolly Christmas, eights days of Hanukkah or a Kwanzaa feast. The spirit of the season is the most important part but we all like to enjoy some delicious…

Fistful of Soul Returns to Houston This Weekend

In the past, Fistful of Soul nights at The Continental Club would draw lines around the funky block and fill the club and backyard with eager, smiling dancers. The popular DJ collective hasn’t hosted an event since their tenth anniversary show in December of 2019 but this week, the group…

Houston Holiday Theater 2023, Part II

A Texas CarolDid you ever want a Christmas show to be fun and enjoyable without too much message or baggage? A warm and comfortable place with feel-good vibes? A play with heart? Well, if you can forego the fact that beloved “Mee-maw,” who the assorted Dinkle families are visiting on…

Doctor Who: Ridiculous, Terrifying, Marvelous

A willingness to be 100 percent ridiculous has defined this era of Doctor Who, and the show is far better for it. “Wild Blue Yonder” is a classic adventure that calls to mind Tom Baker’s “The Ark in Space” and, to a lesser extent, David Tennant’s own “The Girl in…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
The Shift

Title: The Shift Describe This Movie In One Treehouse of Horror Quote: WILLIE: You’re still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I ARRGHHH. MAGGIE: This is indeed a disturbing universe. Brief Plot Synopsis: God is real, and likes messing with…

Three Houston MCs Battle It Out In The Red Bull Batalla

In 1971, a group of people gathered in Selsey, a small seaside town south of England, and held the Birdman Rally.People would come out with their homemade gliders and launch themselves off a pier to see who could go the furthest distance. For years the group competitions progressed resulting in…

Trill Tenders Pops Up at NRG This Weekend

It wasn’t enough for the team at Trill Burgers to win Good Morning America’s United States of Burgers competition in July 2022. Now the crew has taken home a champion trophy for its new Trill Tenders which it showcased at Tenderfest 2023 in Los Angeles. Billing itself as the World’s…

NFL Week 13: Broncos vs Texans — Four Things To Watch For

Undoubtedly, last Sunday’s 24-21 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars was a missed opportunity for the Houston Texans. Win that game, and you’re in first place heading into December. Now, the Texans are 6-5, entrenched as the eight seed in a conference with seven playoff spots, and now, here come the…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best BBQ Chicken

Best BBQ Chicken: Truth BBQ Sundays are for chicken at BBQ wizard Leonard Botello IV’s righteous smokehouse, Truth BBQ. That’s when you can dig into the pit crew’s masterful bird, available by the half portion smoked or gorgeously battered and fried to a crisp. Both feature succulent, flavor-packed meat that…

Yes, We All Need to See Your Spotify Wrapped Playlists

Thanksgiving’s come and gone so ‘tis the season for music lovers everywhere to unwrap the gift of Spotify Wrapped. The music streaming behemoth summarizes its users’ annual listening habits with this special feature and the results of hours of listening over 2023 dropped as expected this week. The platform provides…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Brunch

Best Brunch: Traveler’s Table With a few years under its belt, this transformative global concept is equal parts exciting and reliable. There’s something on the menu for everyone, especially at its Friday-Sunday brunch, when the Bayou Bloodys and La Vie en Rose carafes flow and the people-watching is top-notch. Hit…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Burger

Best Burger: Burger Bodega Houston’s burger wars haven’t quite reached their Good Burger-Mondo Burger peak, but people in this hamburger rich city do maintain devout allegiances. Of course, the more local the offering seems, the more love it gets. Anything which smacks of something that is not on-brand Houston –…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Movie Theater

Best Movie Theater: Star Cinema Grill Baybrook Mall The big hit of the 2023 movie season was Barbie. We’re glad we saw the movie at Star Cinema Grill in Baybrook because the movie theater shares some of the blockbuster film’s best traits. Let’s start with how fun-loving the theater is,…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Live Venue (Large)

Best Live Venue (Large): Toyota Center The perfect concert venue sounds a bit like a fairytale, perhaps. You need to go Goldilocks sometimes in search of venues that won’t ruin your happily ever after with your favorite music artists. If the venue’s too small, prepare for a long, crowded night…

Severe Storms Are Expected To Blow Through Houston Area [UPDATED]

Severe weather is on its way to the Greater Houston area as strong thunderstorms and the potential for possible tornado development are expected Thursday morning into the early afternoon hours. According to the National Weather Service serving Houston and Galveston, parts of Houston, Columbus, Galveston, Freeport, Palacios, College Station and…

Maeta Brings her Tour to The Peacock Room

Maeta is a new artist who is starting to craft out a path in the world of R&B. The RocNation artist, fresh off her performance of “Through The Night” at the Soul Train Awards touched down in Houston at the House of Blues Tuesday night. The Indianapolis singer released her…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Margarita

Best Margarita: Verde Garden “Verde” is the Spanish word for green and the green at Verde Garden is the familiar hue of everyone’s favorite Mexican cocktail, the margarita. The Montrose-area Tex-Mex eatery goes all-in on the elixir, with a dozen frozen Margs. With the single rocks margarita on the menu…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Barbecue

Best Barbecue: Khói Barbecue Smoke is king at this game-changing Viet-Tex barbecue spot, which started as a side project from brothers Don and Theo Nguyen a few years back and has since grown into one of the most coveted ‘que pop-ups in the city. Now with a place to call…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Free Museum

Best Free Museum: Art Car Museum The Art Car Museum is much more than a place to house the most notable entries in Houston’s famous parade. Instead, the space hosts quarterly exhibitions of contemporary artists’ work, and pulls art cars from their donation stock  to match the theme. The result…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Family Friendly Restaurant

Best Family Friendly Restaurant: Southern Yankee Crafthouse You won’t find playgrounds or arcade games at this Montrose neighborhood beerhouse and restaurant, but you will find a shady yard, fun and attentive staff, and both kid- and adult-friendly food options. While the youngin’s happily take down kids menu items from blistering…

Where to Get Your Holiday Tamale Fix in Houston This Season

‘Tis the season for tamales; and these Houston restaurants are ready to help you get your holiday tamale fix. From pre orders for pickup to a takeaway tamale stand, here’s where to find tamales to-go in Houston this season. Alicia’s Mexican Grille, multiple locations Holiday Tamales are available for $11.95…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Late Night

Best Late Night: Frank’s Pizza Late night’s got names like Carson, Conan and Colbert. In Houston, Frank’s is the big name synonymous with late night. The downtown Houston, New York-style pizzeria has been the city’s go-to afterhours slice for years. Once the weekend rolls around, expect to see or be…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Pizza

Best Pizza: Elro Former Pass & Provisions star Terrence Gallivan and his magical pixie dust are back, this time at his own neighborhood pizzeria and crudo bar set in a reimagined 1928 bungalow in Montrose. The concept is simple–combine really, really good pizza with tasty crudo preparations, but the execution…

Doctor Who: Tears and a Double Middle Finger

Last week, I said that Disney’s semi-takeover of Doctor Who had already made the show a little weird. Having just watched the first of the 60th Anniversary specials, “The Star Beast,” I can confirm that it is indeed weird, but in a good way. More than that, it’s got two…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Art Festival

Best Art Festival: Thorn & Moon Magickal Market The number one place to find weird crafts and oddities is the monthly Thorn & Moon Magickal Markets, usually at Raven Tower (310 North Street) but occasionally in other spots. Run by Jessica and Stephen Anderson, the owners of the titular Thorn &…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Breakfast

Best Breakfast: Dandelion Cafe This family-owned Bellaire joint kicks off its all-day breakfast bright and early at 7 a.m. every day but Sunday (when you can sleep in a bit because it starts at 8). Make your way to the neighborhood to experience chef JC Ricks’ cult favorite buttermilk pancakes…or…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Live Venue (Medium)

Best Live Venue (Medium): Discovery Green Anheuser-Busch Stage It’s weird to suggest anything about Discovery Green could be overlooked, as integral as the downtown park has been to the city in its 15 years. But even we avid concert-goers must admit we may have slept on  the park’s concert stage…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Brunch – Montrose

Best Brunch – Montrose: Ostia Take the decision making out of brunch entirely by easing into the chef’s family-style brunch offerings at this Mediterranean inspired neighborhood favorite. Chef Travis McShane and crew will wow you with offerings like seasonal frittatas and scorched pizzas, roast chicken with salsa verde and the…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bakery

Best Bakery: Bādolina Bakery & Cafe From the team behind hotshot Israeli restaurants Doris Metropolitan and Hamsa is this standout bakery in Rice Village (sitting right next to Hamsa). The uber chic spot expands on Doris’s famous bread service, offering fresh breads from smoked sourdough with sour cherries to a…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Sports Bar

Best Sports Bar: Home Run Dugout In a baseball-crazed city, it was just a matter of time before a baseball-crazed sports bar emerged and that sports bar is Home Run Dugout. The massive Katy complex celebrates America’s pastime – no, not baseball, but root, root, rooting for the home team…

Best of Houston ® 2023: Best Food Hall Restaurant

Best Food Hall Restaurant: Kokoro Chef-led food hall Bravery Chef Hall has been around for a few years now, and while there have been a number of concepts moving in and out of the food hall, Kokoro has been going strong from day one. That’s because its counter seats are…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Thai Restaurant

Best Thai Restaurant: Street to Kitchen After gaining a cult following since opening her tiny but mighty East End haunt and winning a James Beard Award for “Best Chef Texas,” uber talented chef Benchawan Jabthong Painter announced she’ll be moving her cult favorite Thai concept to a bigger location in…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bar – Heights

Best Bar – Heights: EZ’s Liquor Lounge At EZ’s Liquor Lounge, there’s a sign on the bar – one of those Office Depot nameplates you’d find on the desk of some worker bee – which says “Do Epic Shit.” It’s not a mandate because the mood at the Heights dive…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Mocktail List

Best Mocktail List: Bludorn Of course Bludorn has excellent mocktails. Chef-owner Aaron Bludorn and co. (which includes head bartender Fabio Pontes) always go above and beyond. You can “wine and dine” here without the booze, enjoying Bludorn’s French-influenced Gulf Coast cuisine while sipping your way…

Seven Possible Houston Texans Pro Bowlers for 2023

I’d like to think that most Houston Texans fans had faith that, with the hire of DeMeco Ryans as the head coach and the drafting of C.J. Stroud as the team’s franchise quarterback, eventually the fortunes of the franchise would turn around. I think most everyone reading this, though, would…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Breakfast – Oak Forest

Best Breakfast – Oak Forest: Nana’s Breakfast tacos are a staple of any Texan’s diet, but not all of us partake in the full Tex-Mex breakfast option. At Nana’s on 34th Street in Oak Forest, you can get plenty of both. The tiny, colorfully painted storefront is filled with classic…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Computer Store

Best Computer Store: Experimax We know not everyone is an Apple user, but with the iPhone, a LOT of us are. Finding help for Apple products is made incredibly easy with Experimax. Their multiple locations are small storefronts with experts in all things Mac. They buy, sell and repair anything…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Beer Garden

Best Beer Garden: Saint Arnold Beer Garden Things grow in a garden, even if it’s a beer garden. In that particular sort of orchard, the best yield is a crop of good memories with family and friends. In Houston, the beer garden at Saint Arnold is the area’s most fertile…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Tex-Mex

Best Tex-Mex: El Tiempo Cantina Near the entrance to El Tiempo Cantina’s Navigation location, there’s a painting depicting the legendary Mexican singer Vicente Fernandez. One of Fernandez’s greatest hits was “Volver, Volver.” In translation that’s “return, return,” which makes the painting a bit of clever subliminal advertising. Charming as “Chente”…

Novellas Are Big Again. Thank God.

The novella has been considered the bastard stepchild of the publishing world for decades, but it’s finally getting its place in the sun again. Thank God, because the modern world is just two damned busy for novels these days. To be clear, the novella has always been around. A great…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Seafood

Best Seafood: Navy Blue Swordfish Au Poivre. Clam Chowder in Puff Pastry, BBQ Shrimp and Charred Spanish Octopus. Those are just a few of the remarkable offerings at this fancy but not-too-so seafood spot from the skillful team behind stunning sibling spot Bludorn. Set in Rice Village, the modern American…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bookstore

Best Bookstore: Blue Willow Bookshop Customer service is paramount at Blue Willow Bookshop, as is a sense of community. On any given day when you walk inside, the little space will be packed with regulars talking about their latest finds and employees guiding them to titles they didn’t even know…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Fast Casual Restaurant

Best Fast Casual Restaurant: Loro Texas smoke meets Asian flavors at this game-changing concept from James Beard Foundation Award winning chefs Tyson Cole (Uchi and more) and Aaron Franklin (Franklin’s Barbecue). Set in a reimaged 1940s church, the soaring space and live oak shaded patio feel special enough for a…

Five Houston Sports Reasons to Be Thankful This Year

It’s that time of year when people start to think about why they are thankful. Maybe you sit around the table on Thanksgiving and tell each other what you are most thankful for, or maybe you are just biding your time until you can get in front of the TV…

Sexyy Red Comes to the Bayou Music Center

In September a teacher’s video went viral for reimagining Sexyy Red’s hit song “SkeeYee!” for her elementary students and most recently another teacher’s video went viral for chastising the way parents raise their children. In the video she specifically names the same hit song. The videos highlight the divisive conversations…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Indian

Best Best Indian: Musaafer With three years of traveling the Spice Route under its belt, this Galleria jewel is as wondrous as ever. You’ll want to visit the fine-dining Indian spot for the Butter Chicken Experience alone, or for its high-energy Bollywood Burnout nights. Or better yet, for chef Mayank…

Opinion: The American Two-Party System is Actually Good

Ask any group of Americans, and the majority of them will express deep hatred for the two-party system. Support for a third party (though not any specific third party) is at an all-time high according to Gallup, who has been polling about it since 2003. The sentiment is more popular…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Vietnamese Restaurant

Best Vietnamese Restaurant: Xin Chao Vietnamese-American chefs Christine Ha and Tony J. Nguyen are no strangers to the food scene. Ha is a MasterChef winner also known for hits like The Blind Goat; Nguyen is well-known for his game-changing work at Saigon House Midtown, and both are past finalists for…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Museum Outside City Limits

Best Museum Outside City Limits: Rosenberg Railroad Museum The acreage of the Rosenberg Railroad Museum is tiny compared to some of the bigger names associated with Houston, but they pack a lot of content into that space. Dedicated to railroading over the past century, the museum tackles everything from luxury…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Comfort Food

Best Comfort Food – Barbecue Inn Just like the sign says, this family-run establishment has been serving up some of Houston’s best comfort food since 1946. Yes, they have delicious barbecue on the menu, but what has kept many coming back to the little spot just north of Independence Heights…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Sports Fans

Best Sports Fans: The Houston Astros It’s true that Astros fans have had a lot to cheer about in this, the golden age of baseball in Houston. But their intensity has yet to wane. This season, the Astros are likely to break the three million barrier at Minute Maid Park…

A Beatles Insider Gets His Own Story in a Titanic Tome

Non-Beatlemaniacs who saw Peter Jackson’s 2021 Beatles documentary Get Back may have wondered just who the large, bespectacled gentleman was often in the background. He can be seen setting up equipment, writing down lyrics for bandmembers, or even fetching tea. Later, during the climactic rooftop concert, he acts as a…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Food Hall

Best Food Hall: Understory It’s not in their press kit but Understory must be the preferred Houston food hall of claustrophobes. The space at 800 Capitol is cavernous and, like the best of caves, filled with treasures to explore. The food options are plentiful and overrun with downtowners at lunch…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Cocktail Bar

Best Cocktail Bar: Julep In nearly 10 years it’s been around, lots of words have been used to describe Julep, the James Beard Award-winning cocktail bar on Washington Avenue. Most of them have been superlatives like “delicious” and “amazing” (the drinks), “lovely” and “romantic” (the space) and “delightful” and “knowledgeable”…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Brewery

Best Brewery: True Anomaly Brewing Company Beer. It’s why breweries exist. Craft brewers pour their hearts, souls and life savings into pouring you a perfect pint. Sure, the bells and whistles are nice when you can find them, things like a playground for the kids or a stage for the…

SpaceX’s Starship Explodes, Again

On Saturday morning, just shy of seven months after SpaceX’s first Starship test launch exploded midair minutes into flight, the company conducted the second test launch, with mixed results. On the upside, SpaceX’s mission of flying as much as possible and learning from previous mistakes seems to have paid off…

One More Turn of the Screw at Catastrophic Theatre

One More ‘Turn of the Screw’ by D.L.Groover Afsaneh Aayani’s set design for Catastrophic’s world premiere adaptation of Henry James’ powerful ghost story The Turn of the Screw (serialized in the American magazine Collier’s Weekly, 1898) is wonderfully goth and creepy. From the get-go, the lobby décor is stuffed with…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Breakfast – Downtown

Best Breakfast – Downtown: Taste Kitchen + Bar Relocating from Midtown to its new digs off Main, this elevated chicken and waffles spot now has Downtown’s hottest breakfast experience, serving the good stuff from 8 to 11 a.m. every day (plus extended brunch hours on weekends and dinner service, too)…

Thanksgiving Grocery Store Hours 2023

The baking aisles at the grocery store are as packed as a Taylor Swift concert. Shoppers cluster around  the refrigerated meat section inspecting the turkeys for size and price while debating whether fresh or frozen is best. Yes, it’s that time of year again when we spruce up our homes,…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Thanksgiving

Title: Thanksgiving Describe This Movie In One Planes, Trains and Automobiles Quote: CAR RENTAL AGENT: You’re fucked. Brief Plot Synopsis: It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Turbo-Men (Turbo-Mans?) out of 5 Tagline: “There will be no leftovers.” Better…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Galveston Restaurant

Best Galveston Restaurant: Katie’s Seafood House With decades under its belt as a seafood supplier for island restaurants, the team opened up Katie’s Seafood House a few years back with a dream of serving the freshest catch in the Gulf. It totally worked, and now the crew has their sights…

Apollo Chamber Players Turns Canceled Into Current

Apollo Chamber Players will dive deeper into its season-long story of “Silenced Voices” with composer, multimedia artist and writer Paul D. Miller (a.k.a. DJ Spooky). Spanning multiple eras, Apollo’s concert delves into the history of forbidden theories in science and astronomy to the present-day warnings of climatologists and the relevancy of George Orwell’s 1984 with…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Dance Club

Best Dance Club: Fabian’s Latin Flavors How much dancing actually occurs at Fabian’s could be contested because the Main Street Latin restaurant-slash-dance club is always packed with beautiful people and more waiting in line to enter. There’s food but the establishment’s nightlife calendar not only made it popular, it spawned…

Doja Cat Brings The Scarlet Tour to Houston

“I’m just gonna go into the next song,” laughed Amala Ratna Zandile Diamini as the audience roared around her. The singer better known as Doja Cat sat perched on a chair in the center of the triangular stage. Sitting in front of the full house Doja almost gave the feeling…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Enchiladas

Best Enchiladas: Las Haciendas Mexican Bar & Grill Enchiladas in these parts are so plentiful that sometimes when determining whose are best it’s tempting to look for some obvious difference. Is it stuffed with pit-smoked brisket? Or succulent veggies? Or doused in an exotic sauce? That approach is fine but…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Crawfish

Best Crawfish: Phat Eatery In a city flush with incredible crawfish boils (especially during the season), it’s kind of hard to stand out; but this Katy Asian Town wonder manages to do just that. Chef-owner Alex Au-Yeung’s cult favorite Malaysian Curry Crawfish is a true Mutt City creation — boiled,…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bar – Downtown

Best Bar – Downtown: Rabbit’s Got the Gun Your favorite local watering hole can either be a Cheers-like treasure which is fervently protected by a cadre of IYKYK regulars or something built for the corporate masses. Rabbit’s Got the Gun is the rare sort of bar that lives in both…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Brunch – Heights

Best Brunch – Heights: Jūn Chef Evelyn Garcia made H-town proud after absolutely smashing it on Top Chef: Houston, and she’s done it once again at her new Asian stunner, a collaboration with friend and partner chef Henry Lu. Enjoying an evening here is an obvious choice, but the weekend…

Best Bets: Pancakes, Greek Films and Zine Fest Houston

One week to go until Thanksgiving and it’s starting to look a lot like the holiday season when you explore the offerings at the city’s art organizations. Though we’ve got some holiday productions for you today, we’ve also got a film festival, the union of multimedia and a classic ghost…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Museum

Best Museum: MFA Houston Nancy and Rich Kinder Building It’s pretty cool when your city’s fine art museum happens to be housed (at least partially) in its own work of art. The Nancy and Rich Kinder Building of the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, is such an example of incredible…

MJ the Musical Dazzles Though Avoids Deep Insights into the King of Pop

Not many musical artists are as generationally recognized and beloved as Michael Jackson. With songs like “Billie Jean” and music videos like “Scream,” Jackson has singularly carved out his mark in pop culture and music history. With a catalog as extensive and recognizable as his, there’s very little that needs…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Wine Selection

Best Wine Selection: Papps Bros. Steakhouse Wine enthusiast or just enthusiastic drinker, there are few wine cellars more well stocked in the entire state of Texas than those at Papps Bros. Steakhouse locations. From the most dauntingly expensive to the downright reasonable by glass or by bottle, Pappas has them…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Wings

Best Wings: Blood Bros. BBQ The city’s best wings aren’t located in a chain of restaurants specializing in wings, but in a much-lauded craft barbecue restaurant in Bellaire. Among the many things Blood Bros. BBQ is doing right – so many things they’ve earned praise from the likes of New…

Our Own Music Writers Lament “The Shows That Got Away”

If you’ve been going to live music concerts for any length of time, you know the pain. The pain and misery of knowing a performer or band is coming to town, thinking about going to see them, and then—for whatever reason—never actually getting your ass to the show. Maybe there’s…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Place to Buy Video Games

Best Place to Buy Video Games: Re-Play Games Retro gaming collecting has exploded over the last decade, and Re-Play Games is the best place in Houston to get into that hobby. Customers can find a ton of titles that are not available on digital marketplaces. Because Re-Play has a reputation…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Gulf Coast Restaurant

Best Gulf Coast Restaurant: Josephine’s Gulf Coast Tradition The former Izakaya space in Midtown has been transformed into this Southern charmer from executive chef Lucas McKinney. Named after the chef’s great grandmother, Josephine’s serves inspired Gulf Coast fare with a focus on all things fresh and local — redfish from…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bar

Best Bar: Julep Julep is the Sally Field of Houston bars. It stands to reason that bars noted as best in their respective neighborhoods in this annual rite would be nominees. The best bar in Midtown might be a perennial contender, like Meryl Streep. The one in the Village might…

Five Things Joe Espada Will Have to Address as Manager

The Astros made it official on Monday naming Joe Espada as their new manager and successor to Dusty Baker. Espada spent seven years as the team’s bench coach, taking over for Alex Cora when he left for Boston. As the team’s bench coach, Espada has become well liked by players…

The Disney-Fication of Doctor Who is Already Weird

It’s been a little over a year since Disney acquired the rights to Doctor Who, and frankly, it’s already gotten a little weird. First, some back story. Disney tried acquiring the complete rights to all things Doctor Who back in the 1980s. This was a period where The Mouse was…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Ice Cream Shop

Best Ice Cream Shop: Sweet Bribery by Craft Creamery You can get a double scoop of goodness at this revamped Heights concept, a collaboration between 19th Street ice cream shop Sweet Bribery and Montrose darling Craft Creamery. Just opened in September, the parlor features old school ice creams with a…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Middle Eastern

Best Middle Eastern: Albi The team behind Mary’z Mediterranean has upped the ante with this sultry new River Oaks spot, which spotlights the bold flavors of the Levant region of the Middle East, including Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan and more. With a luxe atmosphere to match the eats, it’s an excellent…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Little Free Library

Best Free Little Library: Little Banned Library Over the past year there has been a concerted effort to remove books from school and public libraries that deal with social justice, white supremacy, and LGBT themes. One solution to the problem is the Little Banned Library outside Ike’s Love & Sandwiches…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Banh Mi

Best Banh Mi: Moon Rabbit You’ll find a wealth of traditional Vietnamese standbys at this fancy-ish Vietnamese eatery, and while you should experience the full menu, do not overlook the banh mi. Here, the humble sandwich gets a not-so-basic spin with fillings like crispy breaded chicken breast and spicy sate,…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Dive Bar

Best Dive Bar: Poison Girl You want an “anything goes” vibe from your favorite dive bar and that – plus boozy, affordable drinks – is precisely what you get at Poison Girl. On one hand, there’s a sign preaching the bar’s mantra, “Drink Like an Adult” and on the other…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Italian

Best Italian: Mimo Italian concepts fluttered the city in 2023, but great as they may be, no newcomer was as exciting as this humble Eastwood Italian joint, from seasoned industry folk Fernando Rios (former executive chef at Weights + Measures) and Mike Sammons (13 Celsius and more). The duo dreamed…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Gelato

Best Gelato: Amorino Gelato Tucked into a back corner of the River Oaks District (with a second shop inside the Galleria) is one of the best gelato places in the world, never mind Houston. Amorino not only showcases the rich, creamy Italian frozen import (literally since the chain is from…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Grocery Store

Best Grocery Store: Central Market If we are being totally honest, seeing the Central Market label inside our neighborhood H-E-B makes us a little giddy because we know the quality is high and it reminds us that we can always go to the actual Central Market if we want. It’s…

Report: Astros to Hire Bench Coach Joe Espada as New Manager

In a report from respected baseball write Bob Nightengale of USA Today, the Astros will sign current bench coach Joe Espada to be the team’s new manager as soon as Monday. Espada has been with the organization for seven seasons, joining the team in 2018. He will follow manager Dusty…

Openings and Closings: Chef Hori’s Katami Opens, Auden Autry Park

Katami, 2701 W. Dallas, opened November 7 in Montrose. The eagerly-awaited second Houston restaurant from chef Manabu Horiuchi, better known as Chef Hori, is a culinary partnership between the four-time James Beard Award-nominated Japanese chef and business partner Yun Cheng. The duo are the brains and talent behind the highly-acclaimed…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Saint Arnold Brings its Fan Favorite Pub Crawl to The Woodlands

Here’s a look at this weekend’s tasty food and drink happenings: Pearland Restaurant Weeks All month long Running November 1–30, Pearland Restaurant Weeks supports the Pearland Neighborhood Center, with participating restaurants offering prix fixe menus throughout the month. Neighborhood favorites include Boiling Dragon, Eight Turn Crepe, Floyd’s Cajun Seafood, Grazia…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Breakfast – Heights

Best Breakfast – Heights: Dish Society Breakfast is served every day at this farm-to-table mini empire, from 7 a.m. to 11 a.m. and until 3 p.m. on weekends. That means early birds and late risers can get their fill of honey, goji berry and yogurt loaded granola bowls, egg-topped avocado…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Birth/Rebirth

Title: Birth/Rebirth Describe This Movie In One Jurassic Park Quote: DR. IAN MALCOLM: I’m simply saying that life, uh… finds a way. Brief Plot Synopsis: Kid Sematary Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 basters out of 5. Tagline: N/A Better Tagline: “This isn’t the kind of STEM I was thinking of.” Not…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Mexican

Best Mexican: Cochinita & co. We love authentic Mexican food and do not begrudge the chefs and restaurants who endeavor to put this incredible cuisine on white linen pedestals where it belongs. But when it’s presented at budget-friendly prices and doesn’t forsake the freshness or flavors of our favorite Mexican…

Mr. Chuy Goes to Houston

Jesus Garcia is one of the Internet’s funniest, savviest content creators. Known to millions of followers as Mr. Chuy, the Mexican-American social media creator got serious about writing, acting and directing by being “the family clown.” “I’ve always been like the family clown. Obviously, being Mexican-American we have a big…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bar – River Oaks

Best Bar – River Oaks: Marfreless Some bars need loud sound systems or flashing lights to make their mark but Marfreless, the iconic River Oaks cocktail bar, doesn’t even need a sign. Because the speakeasy has been around for decades, those in the know simply head for the blue door…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Wine Bar

Best Wine Bar: Plonk! Bistro & Wine Cellar Tucked away in a corner of a strip center in Oak Forest, behind a bank and adjacent to a Kroger store sits Plonk, a cozy, unique neighborhood wine bar that should be a must stop for any wine nerd in the Houston…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best All Day Cafe

Best All Day Cafe: Ojo de Agua The already noteworthy River Oaks District just got a little more so with the addition of this renowned cafe and market with locations across Mexico. Here, you’ll find an open and airy space in which to enjoy its roster of coffees, fresh juices…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best French

Best French: Le Jardinier A visit to the Museum of Fine Arts Houston should be on every Houstonians bucket list, as should experiencing its exquisite, on-campus modern French restaurant, Le Jardinier. French for “the gardener,” the artful spot highlights the season with fresh local produce and masterful culinary technique (there’s…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Liquor Store

Best Liquor Store: Spec’s Wines, Spirits & Finer Foods (Smith Street location) It’s nearly impossible to argue. With all due respect to every other liquor store in Houston (probably Texas), there is just no place like Spec’s downtown. The local chain has been part of the lives of Houstonians since…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Beer List

Best Beer List: Flying Saucer Draught Emporium The beer list at Flying Saucer is recommended reading according to beer librarians. It begins with a header titled “Transcendent Draft.” Below that header, there are several craft beer options which, the menu tells us, were chosen for “the abiding dedication to excellence…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Tasting Menu

Best Tasting Menu: March This uber stylish 28-seat restaurant from Goodnight Hospitality is where you want to go to be wow-ed. Chef-partner Felipe Riccio and team craft six- and nine-course tasting menus that explore the boundaries of the Mediterranean, and so far, each iteration of the menu is seemingly better…

Houston Gets ‘The Byrd’ This Weekend

To honor maestro William Byrd on the 400th anniversary year since the Englishman’s death, Houston Chamber Choir will present Byrds of a Feather at 7:30 p.m. on November 11 at St. Thomas Episcopal Church in Meyerland. In this step back in time, the choir will perform works by Byrd and his flock of fellow musicians…

Boogie & Blues Rockers Foghat Keep Up Their Sonic Mojo

Turn on any Classic Rock radio station—terrestrial, satellite or streaming—and you’re sure to hear something by Foghat. The UK-bred boogie blues band scored in the ’70s with hits like “I Just Want to Make Love to You,” “Drivin’ Wheel,” “Fool for the City,” “Stone Blue,” “Third Time Lucky (First Time…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Place to People Watch

Best Place to People Watch: Houston Murals It’s fun to guess what a clump of art lovers might be thinking about a certain painting or sculpture at the Louvre, the Met or Houston’s own Museum of Fine Arts. You might not approach an observer to pick their brain about Frida…

Houston Texans Midseason Fab Five Players

With an odd number of games on the NFL schedule, it becomes mathematically impossible to have a true “halfway point” of a season, based on games, unless you want to pause the league at halftime of every team’s ninth game. The midway point is the time to reflect, dish out…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Mexican Bakery

Best Mexican Bakery: Deleite Bakery Like any of Houston’s biggest, best panaderias, Deleite Bakery on Houston’s far east side boasts cabinets and cabinets filled with sugary, bready treasures. All the pan dulce staples are neatly arranged behind clear glass doors for visitors to see, like gems in a jewelry shop…

Property Tax Cuts Receive a Solid Approval Rating

Early voting returns showed widespread support for the statewide amendment that would allow the Texas Legislature to spend up to $18 billion to provide property tax cuts to homeowners and business owners. With about 79 percent of expected votes in, Proposition 4, which allows this,  had garnered 181,199 votes. Texas…

Runoff Ahead in Houston Mayor’s Race

Early returns in the Houston mayor’s race had State Senator John Whitmire taking the lead against Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee for a probable upcoming runoff in December. Whitmire was leading with 59,697 votes or roughly 43 percent of the expected total votes. Jackson Lee fell slightly behind, with 48,548 or…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Brunch – Midtown

Best Brunch – Midtown: Weights + Measures It may have been a while since you thought about Weights + Measures’ dukkah-spiced carrot pizza, but Xavier and Mari Godoy (owners of popular Heights haunt Mastrantos) hope to change that. The duo purchased the Midtown standby earlier this year, breathing new life…

C.J. Stroud’s Perfect Day Against Tampa Bay

It’s Tuesday and there is still metaphorical smoke coming off of C.J. Stroud’s record setting performance on Sunday against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. C.J. Stroud didn’t need to make a statement game to tell people he is a capable NFL quarterback. His body of work going into Sunday proved that…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Japanese Restaurant

Best Japanese Restaurant: Money Cat With over a year under its belt, the Kirby Grove game-changer from chef and restaurateur Sherman Yeung (Tobiuo Sushi & Bar) has garnered fans far and wide. That’s thanks to Yeung’s combination of playful flavors and serious technique to put out perfectly polished New Japanese…

Opinion: Alternative Medicine is the McDonald’s of Faith

I have a deep and abiding hatred for quack remedy peddlers. Whether it’s the cult of ivermectin during COVID or that weird group of Facebook moms who try to rid their children of autism with bleach enemas, it’s a facet of humanity that is dangerous and deeply frustrating. I used…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Haunted House

Best Haunted House: 13th Floor For a Universal Studios-level haunted attraction in Houston, 13th Floor can’t be beat. The giant haunted house covers three different themed zones that are updated every year. The winding corridors are expertly maintained (and even wheelchair accessible!) and keep the usual complaints of bottlenecks from…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bar Montrose

Best Bar Montrose: Anvil First opened in 2009, Houston’s O.G. cocktail bar is aging like a fine wine…or a fine spirit, rather. Over the years, Bobby Heugel and co. have managed to tip-toe the line between keeping things utterly classic and fresh feeling. That’s thanks to a smart, eager staff…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Bike Shop

Best Bike Shop: I Cycle Bike Shop One of Houston’s long-time bicycle shops moved recently into the interesting confines of a former Masonic lodge off the White Oak hike and bike trail on Watonga in Oak Forest. Honestly, it’s a perfect spot, not just because of the size or proximity…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Coffee

Best Coffee: OSO Coffee Co. Ross, Rachel and friends drank a lot of coffee at their favorite java joint. They must have sipped and slurped gallons of espressos and flat whites. One concoction we know they never sampled was the Sabroso, the distinctive and addictive horchata latte created by OSO…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Breakfast – Montrose

Best Breakfast – Montrose: Citizens of Montrose Aussie-style flat whites, fresh juices and nutrient-packed breakfast plates that are as gorgeous as they are tasty are the bread and butter of this community-driven Australian by way of NYC cafe, which opened off lower Westheimer earlier this year. Dig into sweet and…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Live Venue (Small)

Best Live Venue (Small): The End Photographs tell the story of hallowed music halls like CBGB and The Fillmore and one day music historians may be able to add Houston’s The End to such a list. If you haven’t made your way to a show at the intimate space on…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Steakhouse

Best Steakhouse: Andiron A 22-foot live fire grill, handsome space and top notch meat program featuring the best cuts from around the globe help this scorching Sambrooks Management Company (The Pit Room, Candente) concept turn up the volume in Houston’s robust steakhouse scene. Executive chef Louis Maldonado helms the open…

State Investigating HISD Over Too Many Graduation Waivers

Too many kids are graduating from Houston ISD schools not because they passed their end of course exams, but because a school committee waved them on – so much so that the state is investigating. That was the bomb dropped by HISD Superintendent Mike Miles during another lengthy meeting of…

Houston Voters: Beware These Election Myths

Houstonians head to the polls soon to elect a new mayor and vote on a handful of major state-wide propositions. There is some potent misinformation out there. Here are some of the current myths and whether they have any truth to them. Myth: Party Affiliations Will Not Be on the…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Pain Hustlers

Title: Pain Hustlers Describe This Movie In One Point Break Quote: DALTON: Pain don’t hurt. Brief Plot Synopsis: It appears the pharmaceutical industry is riddled with fraud. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Professor Elliss D. Traills out of 5. Tagline: “She deals your pain.” Better Tagline: “Get rich while others die…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Fried Chicken

Best Fried Chicken: Gatlin’s Fins & Feathers There’s often good music playing inside of Gatlin’s Fins & Feathers. On a recent visit, Barry White was serendipitously doing his thing when the city’s best fried chicken was delivered to our table. Fittingly, the song was “I’m Gonna Love You Just a…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Deli

Best Deli: Mandola’s Deli Houston is not loaded with a wealth of delis, but the ones that are here are not just fantastic but unique, with their own styles and flavors. Mandola’s Deli, just across the freeway from the University of Houston, is steeped in tradition and great food, particularly…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Place to Buy Plants

Best Place to Buy Plants: Cornelius Nursery Houston is a wonderful place to grow plants. Our near tropical climate provides gardeners with loads of options from flowers and vegetables to succulents and tropicals. And you can find them all at Cornelius Nursery. They have a unique and extensive selection of…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Comic Book Store

Best Comic Book Store: Nan’s Games and Comics Too Nan’s is such a Houston icon that’s it’s easy to forget how amazing the store really is. It started as a toy and doll shop more than 50 years ago, and since the 1990s has been the best place to find…

Five Things the Astros Should Look for in a New Manager

With Dusty Baker officially retired, the Astros are on the hunt for a new manager. Names have already been bandied about in reports including current coaches Joe Espada and Omar Lopez, former Astro cacher Brad Ausmus, former Astro and current Tigers manager A.J. Hinch, and Brewers skipper Craig Counsell. Rather…

What Harris County Voters Should Expect On Election Day

Days away from the end of early voting, Harris County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth said that operations are running relatively smoothly – with over 123,000 in-person early voters having cast their ballots as of Wednesday morning. Hudspeth added that Harris County election officials sent out 20,000 mail-in ballots to voters who…

Best Bets: Quilts, Alebrijes and Korean Film Nights

It’s a new month, but if there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s the offerings from our local arts and culture organizations. This week, we’ve got a classic Spielberg film played with live orchestra, literally thousands of quilts, and fantastical creatures to capture your imagination. Keep reading for…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Thin Crust Pizza

Best Thin Crust Pizza: Nonno’s You’ve heard of Chicago deep dish, but you may be surprised to learn there’s another style of pizza the Windy City folks are bonkers for (and rightfully so). That’d be tavern style pizza, epic bars pie made with a cracker-thin crust that’s cut into small…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Cheese Shop

Best Cheese Shop: Houston Dairymaids There are places that sell cheese and then there is Houston Dairy Maids, a shop completely dedicated to all things cheesy. Inside the quaint little storefront on the northeast end of the Houston Heights are a boatload of varieties from hard to soft, robust to…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Icehouse

Best Icehouse: West Alabama Ice House The modern icehouse is quite different from its predecessors. Now, many sport areas for kids to play and gourmet food options. Those are all nice, but if you just want a cold beer and a picnic area under a canopy of oak trees to…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Dog Park

Best Dog Park: Congressman Bill Archer Dog Park Even in a city as big as Houston, finding wide open spaces to let your pooch run free is difficult. It is illegal (and dangerous) to walk your dog off leash in Houston, but if your pup really wants to run, have…

Houston Texans Make No Moves at NFL Trade Deadline

Over the last week to ten days, one big question that Houston Texans fans had was “How will the Texans treat the trade deadline? Will they be buyers or sellers?” The fact that there was any question to the matter shows how far they’ve come in less than one season,…

Houston Concert Watch 11/1: Polyphia, Marty Stuart and More

There is a scene in Mel Brooks’ film Blazing Saddles which shows a gang of bad guys (“rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers,…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Oyster Bar

Best Oyster: Little’s Oyster Bar One of the year’s most exciting openings comes from a little restaurant group you may have heard of. That’d be this oyster house from Pappas Restaurants, and yes, we were kidding about the “little” part. Taking over the former Little Pappas Seafood House on South…

Coffee House Live At St. Andrew’s Celebrates Ten Years

Churches have historically been a place where many musicians got their start. From the roots of blues and rock, the list of artists who began singing along as children in church pews is never ending. For St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, the relationship is not quite so one directional as ten…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Sandwich

Best Sandwich: Sandwich of the Day at Montrose Cheese and Wine One of the most sneaky, under-the-radar places for a great sandwich in Houston is a cheese and wine shop. Montrose Cheese and Wine has great selections of both cheese and wine, sure, but its “sandwich of the day” is…

Best Of Houston® 2023: Best Sporting Goods Store

Best Sporting Goods Store: REI Admittedly, REI is a very specific type of sporting goods store, but for people who love the outdoors, there is no better spot for gearing up. From bikes and kayaks to tents and serious winter snow gear, REI is loaded with everything you could possibly…

Trick-or-Treaters Beware! Colder Weather Is in the Air!

There will be a chill in the air Tuesday night as trick-or-treaters take to the streets, and it’s not from the ghouls and goblins lurking in the corners of the dimly lit neighborhoods. The culprit is a powerful cold front that swept through the Greater Houston area on Monday, bringing…

Where to Dine Out in Houston on Thanksgiving Day 2023

Give yourself a break in the kitchen this Thanksgiving and consider dining out this holiday instead. Restaurants across Houston are ready to take care of Turkey Day dinner for you, offering family-friendly feasts, elegant prix fixe affairs, and plenty of roast turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, and pecan…

Tony! Toni! Tone! Take Over The Smart Financial Centre

Tony! Toni! Tone! haven’t toured together since 1994 but you wouldn’t be able to tell based on their last stop at the Sugar Land Smart Financial Centre Sunday night. Raphael Saadiq revisits Tony! Toni! Tone! is not just a nostalgic return to the classic music the trio has created since…

It’s About Time For Best of Houston® 2023

The Houston Press annual curated list highlighting many of the things we like most about the Bayou City begins this Wednesday with Best Of Houston® 2023 and runs through November. Not a popularity contest, as always our list is a carefully curated one of people who know the Houston area…

Verdi’s Falstaff at Houston Grand Opera is Simply Glorious

If you want to know what walking on air sounds like, turn your attention to Giuseppe Verdi’s last opera, Falstaff (1893), a thoroughly entertaining, satisfying, and uplifting voyage at Houston Grand Opera. A hot air balloon ride has nothing on the King of Opera’s final masterpiece. In structure, musical inventiveness,…

Opinion: Wrestling Fans Finally Discover a Third Transphobic Joke

After decades of stagnation in the realm of transphobic jokes, wrestling fans on Facebook startled everyone by finally adding a third one to the current lexicon. For nearly a decade, there have been only two transphobic jokes used by the wide variety of online commenters. These are “I identify as…

Fear Itself: A Zombie Films With No Zombies

It takes some courage (or possibly gall) to make a movie about a new global pandemic in 2023 when COVID-19 is still lurking at the edges waiting to take more lives. Nonetheless, it forms a perfect backdrop for the Houston-based horror film Fear Itself, a tight psychological thriller about lockdown…

Dusty Baker Retires: Top Five Successes As Astros Skipper

Dusty Baker will officially retire as a manager on Thursday putting to an end and incredible baseball legacy that spanned more than 40 years as a player and manager. It was with the Astros that he finally won his first championship and solidified his position as a Hall of Fame…

Odds for Astros Offseason Player Moves

The dead season’s body isn’t even cold and we’re talking about the offseason? You’re damn right! When your team is good enough to get to game seven of the ALCS, it means they have already played deep into the offseason of most teams in baseball. We are less than four…

The Rolling Stones Sparkle with Hackney Diamonds

In the early days, around 1965, the Rolling Stones were arrested for pissing on the wall of a gas station that wouldn’t allow them to use the facilities because of their long hair, uncouth demeanor and general disregard for the customs of polite society. Almost 60 years later, they’re still…

HISD removes Administrators and Teachers at Eastwood Academy

As the removal and reassignments of principals and teachers continues in the Houston ISD, leaders and teachers at Eastwood Academy are the latest educators to be removed from their positions — amid increasing complaints that teachers are being bullied, with infraction demerits handed out without explanation, On Monday, Eastwood Academy saw the…

Rockets 2023-24 Season Preview: Four Keys to Success

The Rockets open their season in Orlando Tuesday night in what is expected to be something of a transitional year for the young team. Gone are the good feelings just based on development time. “Phase two” means they need some wins to go along with that talent growth. To that…

Two Netflix Shows All in Keeping with the Halloween Holiday

Netflix has plenty of spooky, even scary, options to binge over the Halloween season. Two new shows, in particular, are great options with different vibes. The Fall of the House of Usher is a modern adaption and recontextualizing of Edgar Allen Poe with some inventive horror and genuine scares. Castlevania:…

Who Will the Available NFL Veteran QBs Be in 2024?

One of the biggest changes in the National Football League over the last five years or so is that the offseason, more and more, has started to resemble the NBA’s offseason, where big time star players changing teams has become more normal. In the NBA, star players are the few…

Tim Qualls Is At His Best on New Album, Feel

Tim Qualls has been one of Houston’s best-kept secrets for 15 years as a musician. His new album, Feel, should propel him out of the city if the gods of pop music are just. Since 2021, Qualls has been working full time as a musician thanks to a work furlough…

Down Ballot Races and Propositions Capture Houston Voters’ Attention

As early voting began Monday, the Houston mayor’s race is gathering less attention than down ballot races and propositions in early voting, according to one local political expert. Whether that’s because voters think there is already a winner or there are negative feelings about frontrunners State Senator John Whitmire and Congresswoman…

Rockets 2023-24 Season Preview: Key Veterans

As the Rockets enter what they consider “phase two” (aka “wins are important”), it only makes sense that part of the plan include the addition of and subsequent focus on more than just youth. Certainly, some of those younger players, as we explored in another post, are to beginning to…

Bruce Hornsby Is Back On The Spirit Trail

Bruce Hornsby has long been an adventurous artist exploring almost every genre under the sun in his long, 16 album spanning career. After breaking into the charts in 1985 with his biggest hit “The Way It Is,” later sampled by Tupac Shakur, Hornsby continued expanding and shape shifting as an…

The Legend of the NASA Gargoyle

There was allegedly a living gargoyle that haunted the Johnson Space Center in the 1980s. I was hanging out at the annual Zine Fest last year, chatting with local artist Jessi Jordan about her book of cryptid doodles. As we talked, a woman named Alexandra Constantinou joined us and asked…

Rockets 2023-24 Season Preview: The Young Core

For three straight seasons, the Houston Rockets have been really, really bad. After jettisoning James Harden and Russell Westrbrook in 2021, the team entered complete rebuild mode. And rebuild they did. With multiple picks in the first round over the last three years, GM Rafael Stone has loaded the team…

How to Be Better for Disabled Trick-or-Treaters

Halloween is just around the corner, and that means that small armies of even smaller humans will dress up and come to the door begging for candy. The holiday is one of the few great American community celebrations, a time where neighbors see each other and interact in a way…

Willie Nelson Goes Behind (and Under, and Around…) the Music

For a guy who’s made his living in music, Willie Nelson sure has been a prolific book author. Autobiographies, biographies, essays, collections of letters and musings, remembrances of family and friends. Even a Christmas novella! But fans know that his best writing is in his lyrics, in by his estimate…

Houston Texans Post Bye Week Position Battles

The Houston Texans return from the bye week in new territory compared to the last three seasons — relevant, contending, and rapidly improving. I would also add young and exciting as adjectives to describe this team. There is a good chance that we have important football games being played at…

Peter Gabriel Ends His i/o Tour At The Toyota Center

Peter Gabriel Toyota Center October 21, 2023 Most people’s recollections of Peter Gabriel, if I had to bet, come from either John Cusack playing “In Your Eyes” on a boombox in the not at all retrospectively creepy Say Anything, or the video for “Sledgehammer,” which aired on MTV approximately 800…

The Birds at Dirt Dogs Theatre Co. Tense and Insightful

Today we’re talking about the Dirt Dogs Theatre Co. production of Conor McPherson’s The Birds, and hopefully, no one needs to be told not to expect Tippi Hedren fighting for her life in a California coastal town. Though McPherson’s The Birds, like Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 film, drew inspiration from Daphne…

Intelligence at HGO Buoyed By Wonderous Voices

There are some operas that knock your socks off: Verdi’s Otello, Strauss’ Salome, Puccini’s Tosca, Wagner’s Die Walküre, Poulenc’s Dialogues of the Carmelites, Berg’s Bluebeard’s Castle, Adams’ Nixon in China. Most others are enjoyable in their music, performance, or visual flair. But sometimes, more often than not, especially in modern…

Larry McMurtry: The Texas Literary Titan Did Time in Houston

When writer Larry McMurtry died on March 25, 2021, it seemed a cosmic coincidence that it was also the date of the final screening—for now at least—at Houston’s historic River Oaks Theatre (which was showing the Frances McDormand-starring road film Nomadland). For the wry thinkers, that means the date marked—literally—The…

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Killers Of The Flower Moon

Title: Killers of the Flower Moon Describe This Movie In One Animal House Quote: ERIC “OTTER” STRATTON: Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen! Brief Plot Synopsis: Everything is terrible and always…

Gardening in Houston: Fall is Here

It finally happened. The temperatures dropped and most of the Houston area got enough rain to counteract some of the damage done by one of the hottest and driest summers on record. Like many Bayou City dwellers, I was in a funk this summer. Dogs went un-walked. exercise clothes were…

NFL Week 7: Houston Texans Bye Week Watch Guide

There is no Houston Texans football game this weekend. The team is on a well earned bye week, after starting the season at 3-3. The three wins in six weeks matches their season win total from last season. As you all know, times have been tough. However, it’s a new…

Best Bets: Rise Up, ARToberFEST and The Birds

We say, why not plan to make a new friend on this, National New Friends Day, at one of this week’s upcoming best bets. This week, we’ve got larger than life art with a purpose, a world premiere opera, and much more. Keep reading for our full list of best…

5 Best Covers of Rocky Horror’s “Time Warp”

In the cult that is The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Halloween is a high holiday. When I was a part of the cast at the River Oaks Theatre, you could always count on the Saturday before Halloween selling out. Often it took us an hour to clean the auditorium from…

Rockets Trade Kevin Porter, Jr. As Season Approaches

On Tuesday, the Rockets finalized a deal to send Kevin Porter, Jr. and a pair of second round draft picks to the Oklahoma City Thunder in exchange for guard (and former Rocket) Victor Oladipo and forward/center Jeremiah Robinson-Earl. The deal creates a $4.5 million trade exception for the Rockets. Oladipo,…

Ben Folds Goes Broadway at Bayou Music Center

Ben Folds Bayou Music Center October 17, 2023 We don’t yet know if Ben Folds’s latest album, What Matters Most, is going to nab a Grammy, but the tour supporting the record released in June had us thinking about Tony Awards. From the one-time theater kid who opened the show…

Houston Concert Watch 10/18: Peter Gabriel, Kansas and More

The Rolling Stones PR machine is working overtime to hype the band’s forthcoming album Hackney Diamonds (out on Friday), but in the process, a bit of Stones folklore may have been debunked. Well, sort of. In 1984, according to Keith Richards’ autobiography Life, Mick Jagger made an early morning call…

Sting Plays The Hits At The Woodlands

Sting Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion October 15, 2023 When last we left the former Gordon Sumner (at least, the last time I left him), it was 2011 and he was playing a cozy gig at Verizon Wireless Center (as it was known at the time), favoring us with some deeper cuts…

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Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

Title: Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour Describe This Movie In One Fellowship of the Ring Quote: GALADRIEL: All shall love me and despair! Brief Plot Synopsis: Taylor Swift extends her global dominance. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Jason Voorheeses out of 5. Tagline: N/A Better Tagline: “Move over Thanos, inevitability has…

ALCS Game One – Rangers Beat Astros 2-0: Four Thoughts

The Astros lost 2-0 to the Rangers on Sunday night in Game 1 of the American League Championship Series. The Rangers have now gone 6-0 in the postseason thus far and the Astros give up home field advantage in the series. The Rangers were disciplined, got big plays from the…

Harmonicist Jason Ricci Peers Behind the Veil on New Album

Appearances, as they say, can be deceiving. A first look at Jason Ricci – with his blond braids, sometimes multicolored hair and do-rag – might give the impression that he’s a Grateful Dead refugee or maybe a member of some white-boy reggae band. But no, Ricci is, in fact, one…

The MFAH Gets Hammered with Rare Masterworks

No, he’s not the guy from the company that boxes and sells baking soda (that’s Arm & Hammer). And he’s not the guy who played The Lone Ranger and has been in celebrity news for, um, offbeat sexual proclivities (that would be Armie Hammer). But Armand Hammer (1898-1990) was one…

Afternoon Delight: Yacht Rock at Southern Smoke Festival

The music theme of Southern Smoke Festival 2023 was yacht rock and that seemed altogether fitting. The event, which benefits Southern Smoke Foundation’s emergency relief and mental health initiatives for food and beverage workers, is such a large vessel now it’s able to dock in the plush confines of Discovery…

SZA’s “S.O.S. Tour” Drops Anchor In Houston

SZA Toyota Center October 14, 2023 Getting older doesn’t have to guarantee the calcification of your tastes in music and such, but it often does. I can’t peg it to a specific generation, but you see the evidence all around: from the grandparents who don’t listen to anything post-Sergeant Pepper’s to…

Private School Voucher Proposal On Its Way to The Texas House

Initial plans for a private school voucher-like program and allocation of additional funds toward public schools are on their way for consideration in the House after the Senate passed two proposals on Thursday. Both measures, Senate Bill 1 and Senate Bill 2 by Senator Brandon Creighton (R-Conroe) were approved on majority…

Switzerland at Stages: Where All the Twists and Turns May Leave You Hanging

For Joanna Murray-Smith’s Switzerland, directed by Stages outgoing Artistic Director Kenn McLaughlin, the stage has been minimally transformed into the eclectic Swiss home of a self-exiled American writer. In 1994, the reclusive Patricia Highsmith (Sally Edmundson) receives a visit from Edward (Ian James), an ambitious publishing assistant determined to convince…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Southern Smoke is Here

Here’s a look at this weekend’s tasty food and drink happenings: Southern Smoke Festival Friday; 4 to 7 p.m.; Saturday, 3 to 8 p.m. It’s officially Southern Smoke weekend, with the big charitable bash returning this Friday and Saturday. Top chefs from around the country and our home turf have…

Author Mike James Makes Houston Horrifying

Houston can be terrifying, but you’d never know it from horror movies. The city lacks a defining monster like Chicago’s Candyman or the endless screen vampires of New Orleans. The best Houston has managed is the jinn from the 1987 cult classic The Outing (sometimes called The Lamp), but author…

Johnny Rawls Diagnoses a Houston Heart Attack

It’s around lunchtime when we reach the veteran “Soul Blues” man Johnny Rawls at his home. So maybe that’s why he’s especially interested in food analogies when discussing his new record, Walking Heart Attack (Catfood Records). “It’s like this, buddy, making an album is like making a soup!” he says…

Music History Says the Astros May Be in Trouble

As of this writing, the Houston Astros have not yet advanced to the American League Championship Series, but c’mon. I know written prognostication of any kind is done at the risk of snarky (and trite!) retorts of “this aged poorly.” But since those snappy comebacks aren’t sticks, stones or baseball…

ALDS Game 3 – Astros Beat Twins 9-1: Four Thoughts

The Astros did what they’ve done on the road all year long, they won and looked good doing it. Cristian Javier gave the team five solid innings, Jose Abreu had two home runs and the Twins got wrecked at home by a resurgent Astros that looked lost in Game 2…

Foo Fighters Go Big in a Small Venue at 713 Music Hall

“This is a cool place for a rock show.” Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl was doing what he normally does at shows: being a showman. But, he recognized 713 Music Hall was new and he seemed to enjoy it. “We can relax and get loose up here.” With the theater-like…

Houston Concert Watch 10/11: Los Lobos, Sting and More

In her song “You’re So Vain,” Carly Simon sang about going to Nova Scotia “to see a total eclipse of the sun.” On Saturday, Houstonians can head for Seguin (and the surrounding area) to catch a glimpse of a solar eclipse, which will begin around 10 a.m. and conclude at…

Ejecting the Tramp: Charlie Chaplin’s Collision Course with the U.S.

He was—as many a film historians would note—The Original Independent Filmmaker. Writing, producing, directing, financing, acting in, and sometimes even scoring his own movies, many of which remain popular a century later. As one of the four founders of United Artists, he also co-owned the damn studio. His “The Tramp”…

When Mark Farner Funked Up the Woodstock Nation

There have been three “official” iterations of the Woodstock Festival. The 1969 original that gave its name to an entire generation and spawned almost as many myths as truths; the 1994 edition that attempted to bridge the musical eras, and the 1999 version infamous for its destruction, chaos and bonfires…

ALDS Game 2 – Twins Beat Astros 6-2: Four Thoughts

The Twins tied up the American League Division Series with the Astros 1-1 after beating them in Houston Sunday night 6-2. Framber Valdez lasted only four-and-one-third innings while Minnesota starter Pablo Lopez mowed down the Houston lineup. The Astros managed two runs in the eighth off the Minnesota bullpen on an…

Southern Smoke Festival 2023 is Coming This Weekend

Southern Smoke Festival 2023 will be held October 13 through October 14 this year. Unfortunately, the Respect the Rose evening October 13  is sold out but there is still time to buy tickets for the SSF Throwdown October 14. It is being held at Discovery Green this year, a new…

5 Fan Films for Friday the 13th

It’s been 14 years since we had an official new entry in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason Voorhees is one of the most recognized modern movie monsters, but legal wrangles have tied up his series for more than a decade. Despite a major lawsuit on the subject being settled…

Popa Chubby Gets Heavy on New Live Album

Guitarist Popa Chubby (aka “The Beast from the East”) is, as they say, size large, both in terms of personality and somatotype. New York though and through, Chubby is the kind of guy who has been known to use a guitar strap emblazoned with an upraised middle finger as he…

ALDS Game 1 – Astros Beat Twins 6-4: Four Thoughts

The Astros beat the Twins at Minute Maid Park Saturday in Game 1of the American League Division Series 6-4 behind home runs from Yordan Alvarez, good defense and solid starting pitching from Justin Verlander in the best-of-five series. The Astros held the Twins down in every inning except the seventh…

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Totally Killer

Title:  Totally Killer Describe This Movie In One Terminator Quote: SARAH CONNOR: Are you saying it’s from the *future*? KYLE REESE: One possible future. From your point of view. I don’t know tech stuff. SARAH CONNOR: Then you’re from the future, too. Is that right? KYLE REESE: Right. SARAH CONNOR:…

Governor Abbott Gears Up For Another Attempt At Vouchers

Governor Greg Abbott announced a special session on Thursday, calling Texas lawmakers back to the Capitol next week. The third special session of the year will center on passing private school vouchers – a measure that failed to become law during the regular legislative session. However, Abbott’s call notably excluded…

Buenos Diaz Takes The Long Way Home

Sometimes taking the long way home can be a great way to find appreciation for otherwise overlooked details along the way. For Houston born and Austin based musician Nick Diaz, otherwise known as Buenos Diaz, the lengthy journey toward his new album Fox Street Blues saw him returning to where…

NFL Week 5: Texans at Falcons — Four Things to Watch For

Two huge wins for the Houston Texans in the last two weeks, a 20 point thumping of Jacksonville and a 24 point thrashing of the Steelers, have completely changed the trajectory of the 2023 season. Whereas expectations even two weeks INTO this season were some form of “same ol’ Texans,”…

A.B. Raps Tells His Story in Three Songs

If you want to become a fast fan of a rap artist, look for one who can tell you where they’re from, where they’re at and where they’re headed in the span of a few of their songs. If they’re masterful at their craft, particularly the lyrical aspect of it,…

Houston Chamber Choir Christens 29th Season With Joyful Mysteries

The Houston Chamber Choir will kick off its 29th season with the world premiere of “The Joyful Mysteries” by composer Daniel Knaggs, which will include guest artists the Monarch Chamber Players and Kinetic Ensemble. The work explores the five mysteries of joy, which come to be known even in the context of fear, sorrow and…

Senior Pets Left at Area Shelters Are Looking For New Homes

Local shelters, already fighting to keep their doors open amid the constantly growing animal populations, are facing another challenge – finding new homes for senior owner surrendered pets. “The shelter is not ideal for these older animals. It’s loud and busy,” Angelina Saucedo, marketing manager at the Houston Humane Society,…

Houston Concert Watch: Foo Fighters, Depeche Mode and More

So how do you say, “Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite!” en Français? The question is, unfortunately, quite relevant in Paris these days, with the tiny blood-sucking insects reported to be all over the damn place in the City of Light. We’re talking hotels, apartment houses, cinemas,…

XFL and USFL to Merge. What Does That Mean for Houston?

Through the last few decades, the attempts to start up professional spring football leagues has ranged anywhere from very dicey to unmitigated disaster (what’s up, AAF?). Americans love football, but history tells us that they really only TRULY love elite American football, i.e. the National Football League. The two latest…

Castlevania is more impressive than The Last of Us

We are living in a golden age of video game adaptations, especially for those of us old enough to remember when Mortal Kombat: Annihilation hit theaters like a thrown wet turd. Two of the best have been Netflix’s Castlevania and HBO’s The Last of Us. While the latter is extremely…

Chefs for Farmers: A Weekend of Food and Fun

Chefs for Farmers returned to Houston this past weekend after making its Space City debut last year. The culinary event began as a small farm to table dinner in Dallas in 2010 with a mission to showcase the local products of farmers and ranchers by pairing them with talented chefs…

Astros, Rockets Announce Launch of New Sports Network

On Friday, the Astros and Rockets announced they had acquired AT&T SportsNet Southwest, the struggling regional sports network (RSN) carrying their broadcasts. The new network called Space City Home Network (SCHN) will debut on October 10 with the first Rockets preseason broadcast. In joint statements, both teams expressed excitement over…

Astros Win AL West on Final Day of the Season: Four Thoughts

Wow, it was quite a Sunday. Over at NRG Stadium, the Texans were honoring J.J. Watt while stomping the Pittsburgh Steelers behind rookie coach DeMeco Ryans and rookie QB C.J. Stroud; the Astros were completing their sweep of the Arizona Diamondbacks in Arizona; and the Rangers were choking away the…

Always Trucking: The Deslondes Return To Houston

New Orleans has long been a hotbed for musical acts. Something about the city’s bustling music scene has seemed to inspire joy, camaraderie and a desire to explore various sounds and influences for centuries. Though New Orleans based band The Deslondes are not home as often as when they started…

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The Creator

Title: The Creator Describe This Movie In One Styx Lyric: MR. ROBOTO: I’m not a robot without emotions, I’m not what you see I’ve come to help you with your problems, so we can be free Brief Plot Synopsis: Do androids dream of electric guns? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

Electric Six Will Rock And Roll Into Houston

Building a fanbase while touring can take time, something Electric Six co-founder Dick Valentine knows a thing or two about after two decades on the road. “Each year I think Houston is a better and better place to be. Some of the earlier shows that we had were kind of…

Houston Concert Watch 9/27: Pink, Guns N’ Roses and More

Bob Dylan has a well-deserved reputation for defying expectations. This past weekend at the Farm Aid concert in Indiana, the Nobel Prize winner really went nuts, performing an unannounced three-song set that included “Maggie’s Farm,” “Positively 4th Street” and “Ballad of a Thin Man.” But here’s the wild part: Dylan’s…

Houston, We Have Beyoncé

Let’s make something clear — NRG Stadium was a different dimension last night. Beyonce’s Renaissance World Tour touched down for a nearly three-hour homecoming performance nothing short of breathtaking, inspiring and transcendental. She served, she slayed and she absolutely dominated the hell out of every single Houstonian in the room…

Unhappiness Abounds In The Pavilion at 4th Wall

Beware the marketing of a play. Or perhaps beware that your emotional reaction to a play may be miles apart from the experience advertised. The Pavilion (By Craig Wright, now onstage at 4th Wall Theatre Company) takes us to small town Minnesota for a 20th-anniversary high-school reunion. More specifically, the…

Houston Ballet Delivers a Powerful World Premiere in Delmira

George Ballanchine’s Stars and Stripes sent the Houston Ballet crowd off in fine, fun style; Artistic Director Stanton Welsh’s Tu Tu showed off the company’s athleticism; but it was the world premiere of the powerful Delmira that most impressed us in Thursday night’s mixed rep program with its dark story,…

FTC Takes Aim at Predatory In-Game Purchases

One of the most insidious practices of the modern video game industry, in-game and in-app purchases, is finally getting some significant pushback from the federal government. The Federal Trade Commission has announced a settlement with Epic Games Inc., creator of Fortnite, to that allows parents to request a refund for…

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It Lives Inside

Title: It Lives Inside Describe This Movie In One Big Trouble In Little China Quote: JACK BURTON: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you’ve paid…

Beaumont’s Ole Lonesome Checks Into the “Tejas Motel”

Blues Rock bands—like those of any genre—can take their names from the most telling of sources. Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, and Ginger Baker settled on “Cream” because each was the “cream of the crop” in terms of stature playing their respective instruments. ZZ Top’s moniker paid tribute to both bluesman…

Building a Case For an HISD Culture With No Excuses

Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles told a group of central office directors and executive directors Wednesday afternoon that missions are to be achieved without excuses and these administrators should prod the HISD employees reporting to them to move away from an attitude of “learned helplessness.” Examples he used included a situation…

Boat People SOS Host the Banh Mi Cookoff 2023

Houston has no shortage of Vietnamese restaurants selling the ever popular banh mi, a sandwich that has become as common in this city as a barbecue plate or a chicken fried steak. With a large Vietnamese community, Houston has been on the forefront of introducing Americans to dishes such as…

Houston Concert Watch 9/20: Beyoncé, Chicago and More

What we have here is a teachable moment. I am referring, of course, to Lauren Boebert, member of Congress and Broadway musical devotee, being kicked out of a performance of Beetlejuice a few days ago in Denver. What have we learned here? 1. Don’t vape during a performance if smoking…

Seriously Fun: Los Straitjackets Return To Houston

The delivery of a good joke takes commitment. For Los Straitjackets, what started out as a sort of gag, four suited up and masked guys based out of Nashville playing rock and roll instrumentals, has turned into an almost 30 year stint. “The funny thing about this band is when…

BBQ Cookoff at Hotel ZaZa Yields Tasty Sliders

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo 2024 may still be a few months off but participants in the culinary extravaganzas that accompany the ginormous Western-themed festival are already preparing for the cookoffs and feasts ahead of time. Last week, the Hotel ZaZa Memorial hosted several chefs and pit masters to…

Drake Returns to Houston With the It’s All A Blur Tour

Drake’s next album, For All The Dogs, has been eagerly anticipated by fans over the past year. With rumored guest appearancies from Nicki Minaj, Bad Bunny, and SZA and production from Bnyx, BeautifulMvn, Lil Yachty, and more, the album has had fans scouring the internet looking for clues for when…

Paxton Acquitted on all Counts in Impeachment Trial [UPDATED]

 At about 11:15 Saturday morning, senators sitting in the impeachment trial of suspended Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton begin their votes, with Paxton acquitted on the first three articles of impeachment, each time by a 14-16 vote. Twenty-one votes are needed to find Paxton guilty on any count.  The vote…

Austin’s Jane Leo Create A Perfect Blend

Sometimes a collaboration between two people can be like elements working together in nature, complementing each other in a perfectly symbiotic way pushing one another to become stronger. Such is the case for Austin based duo Jane Leo, made up of Jane Ellen Bryant and Daniel Leopold. Jane Leo will…

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A Haunting In Venice

Title: A Haunting in Venice Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: BART: And the question mark leaves the door open for a sequel. Brief Plot Synopsis: Former Flemish flatfoot faces fearsome (fraudulent?) phantoms. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 serial killer dwarves out of 5. Tagline: “Death is just…

Tenacious D Rocks the Lawn at White Oak Music Hall

Tenacious D, the dynamic duo of comedic actors/musicians Jack Black and Kyle Gass, are indeed funny. They have the theatricality that comes with the Hollywood chops they both clearly posses. They know how to entertain a crowd. But, they also do something that not a lot of other bands do…

TEA Delays A-F School Ratings By About a Month

Texas Education Agency Commissioner Mike Morath announced Tuesday that the agency will delay its announcement of public school ratings by about a month to look more closely at the data in determining those A-F marks. Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles had previously warned that he expected several HISD schools to…

Houston Concert Watch 9/13: Drake, Tenacious D and More

There was plenty of excitement at the just-concluded U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York. There was 19-year-old Coco Gauff’s victory (USA! USA!), along with an Instagram beef between comedian Amy Schumer and actress Nicole Kidman over something bitchy that the former said about a photo of the latter taken…

Winning Time is Packed With Story Lines But Can Be Powerful

Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty is a lot. Chronicling the rise of the most famous team and brand in basketball, it dramatizes the behind-the-scenes stories of the 1980s Lakers. It’s a sports movie, it’s a family drama, it’s a workplace comedy and drama. It has to mythologize…

Rockets Kevin Porter, Jr. Arrested for Domestic Assault

Houston Rockets guard Kevin Porter, Jr. was arrested early Monday morning in New York City on charges of second degree assault and strangulation (both felonies) of his girlfriend, former WNBA player Kysre Gondrezick. According to reports, Porter was arrested at the Millennium Hilton New York Hotel in Midtown Manhattan early Monday morning…

Gorgeous Midsummer Night’s Dream Stuns at Houston Ballet

“Are you sure that we are awake?” It’s a question asked in William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and it’s exactly the question that audiences will ask themselves after viewing John Neumeier’s take on the Shakespearean classic, which opens the Houston Ballet’s latest season at the Wortham Theater Center. Are…

Laughs Take The Urgency But Maybe Not The Agency Out of Medea

It should have worked better. Classical Theatre’s season opener, Medea, has all the talent, tools and twists to make Euripides’ classical play something remarkable. There’s the crisp 95-minute runtime, a feminist lens, dilution of the overwrought, modern flourishes, comic relief and one of Houston’s best actresses in the titular role…

The Italian Cultural & Community Center Goes for Baroque

It might seem odd to envision that if James Taylor were around 400 years ago he’d be sitting under a forest tree in his finest breeches singing and playing “Fire and Rain” on a lute. Or Joni Mitchell clad in a mantua in some royal court sweetly warbling “Both Sides…

NFL Week 1: Texans at Ravens — Four Things to Watch For

The time for talking is over. After roughly six weeks of preparation, including three preseason games, the NFL regular season is here, and the true beginning of the DeMeco Ryans Era is here. The former Texans standout linebacker has proven himself to be one of the best position coaches in…

Astros Take Over AL West Lead as Offense Surges

At one point earlier this season, the Texas Rangers held a 6.5 game lead in the division. After last night’s shellacking in Arlington, the Astros not only took over the AL West lead for the first time this season, but pushed the Rangers out of the playoffs if they started…

Houston Concert Watch 9/6: Sam Smith, Pentatonix and More

For the past several weeks, CNN has been relentlessly promoting its documentary Little Richard: I Am Everything, which made its broadcast debut this past weekend. While there is a bit of overlap with a recent edition of “American Masters” on PBS which focused on Richard, Lisa Cortes’ new film offers…

Green Book: A Guidebook to Jim Crow at the Holocaust Museum

The famous Negro Motorist Green Book is one of the best shorthand examples of America’s continued institutional white supremacy even into the Civil Rights era. The Holocaust Museum is hosting an incredible exhibit dedicated to both the book’s history and Black American travel from the Great Depression to the Swingin’…

The Chef’s Table: A Delicious Social Hour

There aren’t many things that can lure us out of our air-conditioned sanctuaries these days but cabin fever can begin to get the best of us. Last week  my husband, Classic Rock Bob, and I found ourselves looking for a happy hour near our home to get away from our…

Coco Montoya Definitely Sees the Writing on the Wall

Though you’d likely find his discography filed in the “Blues” section at your fine local record store, singer/guitarist Coco Montoya has since his 1995 debut record Gotta Mind to Travel shown an influence from several other genres, including a more rock sound. That predilection is on full display with his…

On the Verge Theatre Brings Us Far East: WASPS Without a Nest

If there’s a late twentieth-century playwright who knew about the birds and bees it would have to be A.R. Gurney (The Dining Room, The Cocktail Hour, Love Letters, Sylvia, The Wayside Motor Inn – all produced in Houston theaters over various past seasons). Well, maybe not birds…maybe not even bees,…

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The Good Mother

Title: The Good Mother Describe This Movie In One Cannonball Run Quote: VICTOR: And those priests, they weren’t fathers. J.J. MCCLURE: They were … VICTOR: Mothers! Brief Plot Synopsis: Wire hangers are the least of this mommy’s problems. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1 Underwood Five out of 5…

Best Bets: Far East, The Flow and Mozart By Moonlight

Hurray for a three-day weekend! As we enter the month of September, greeted by the welcome sight of the Labor Day holiday, the city’s arts organizations are becoming more and more active. That means we’ve got a lot for you in this week’s best bets. Keep reading for compelling documentaries,…

NFL Cutdown Day Sweeps Up Several Former Houston Texans

Between Monday morning and Tuesday afternoon this week, well over 1,000 NFL football players became unemployed, many of them temporarily, but nonetheless, it was a stressful day for so many in the NFL player fraternity. If it feels like there are more than 1,000 former Houston Texans that could have…

HFT Files SuitAgainst HISD Superintendent and the Board of Managers

On Wednesday, the Houston Federation of Teachers said they plan to file a lawsuit against Houston ISD Superintendent Miles Miles and the district’s state-appointed Board of Managers, claiming that Miles’s new teacher evaluations violate the Texas Education Code. The union is requesting a temporary restraining order to prevent district officials…

Karol G Radiates Positive Energy at NRG Stadium

Karol G Mañana Sera Bonito Tour NRG Stadium August 29, 2023 If you were allowed the opportunity to choose a celebrity to narrate your life, who would you choose… and why would that choice be Morgan Freeman? That’s exactly what Colombian Pop-Reggaeton superstar Karol G did as she presented her…

Superintendent Miles Assesses Day 2 of HISD Classes

So far this week, at least in his public assessment, the start of a new school year is going swimmingly according to Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles. There might be tensions elsewhere among teachers, students and parents whether they’re in the New Education System schools, NES adjacent or waiting to…

Houston Texans Finalize 53 Man Roster (For Now)

For the Houston Texans players, the preseason is over, and after a couple practices this week, the players who make the team will get a few days off before the hardcore preparation for the Baltimore Ravens as Week 1 commences. However, for the last few days, the work has continued…

Apple TV+ Gathers Momentum This Summer Beyond Just Ted Lasso

There are too many options in the streaming television era we are in. Half a dozen major streaming apps flanked by a dozen smaller apps make deciding what to watch a stressful endeavor, especially if you are looking for something to hold your attention for a few hours and seem like it was…

Apollo Chamber Players’ Upcoming Season Tackles Censorship

Apollo Chamber Players is delving into its 16th season, themed “Silenced Voices” with perhaps its most thought provoking and poignant programming yet meant to explore the historical and ongoing efforts to ban, censor and marginalize. The four-concert season is will feature world premieres and commissions, a free satellite series and Library Voyage concerts, a new…

A Long and Winding Journey Down Abbey Road

The Beatles and Abbey Road are inexorably linked. Not just because Abbey Road is the name of the last album the band recorded together, but also because the Fab Four recorded most of their catalog at the venerable London Studio during a period of eight years. As a result, the…

Harmonica Man Lee Oskar is in a Mahalo Mood

In 2021, harmonica virtuoso Lee Oskar released the album Never Forget. Its concept was rooted in recalling the horrors of the Holocaust, a tribute to the survivors (including his Jewish mother and aunt, who as teens escaped from a Nazi concentration camp in Poland) and hopes for a future in…

Houston Texans 53 Man Roster Prediction, FINAL Version

The 2023 preseason, perhaps the most highly anticipated Texans preseason since the Gary Kubiak Era, is on the books. Three preseason games, a couple dozen practices, a couple canceled joint practices with the Saints, and now here we are. Over the next day or so, right up until 4 p.m…

Carin León Turns Up The Heat at Toyota Center

Carin León Colmillo de Leche Tour Toyota Center August 26, 2023 To the person who broke Carin León’s heart… Thank you! Because of you, this singer-songwriter from the Mexican state of Sonora has been transformed into one of the most entertaining, emotional, and energetic performers in all of musica regional…

Houston Will Host The 2028 Republican National Convention

Republican National Committee officials announced on Friday that Houston will be home to the 2028 Republican National Convention – making it the first time in 30 years the event will return to the city. The announcement comes five years ahead of when the convention will occur. Although the dates have…

Twitter X is a Mess You Guys: Four of the More Recent Issues

New systems come with glitches. That is the nature of technology. Millions of lines of code aren’t perfect even when AI does it, and it can cause all kinds of problems. But, unlike X, those wounds are generally not self inflicted. Since the takeover of what was Twitter by Tesla…

5 Things I Wish I’d Known About Owning a Pool

By the time I had bought my house, I had spent 20 years swimming in apartment complex pools. I thought that gave me a rough idea what dealing with them entailed, and I was so very wrong. Here are some nasty surprises I got as a first-time pool owner. 5…

PS Plus Premium Did Wonders for My Anxiety and Wallet

Three months ago, I finally broke down and bought a PlayStation Plus Premium membership. I did it after two weeks of frantically looking through the PlayStation store for something new to play, but never feeling confident enough to actually click buy. The membership is what finally killed my executive dysfunction…

Houston Concert Watch: 50 Cent, Son Volt and More

While there has been nothing resembling an official statement as yet, Rolling Stones fans may want to be sure that they have plenty of room on their credit card balances. A coy announcement online this week seems to hint that the long-promised new Stones album will be released this fall,…

The Lymbar: Houston Restaurant Weeks Lunch

Houston Restaurant Weeks, which launched August 1, is heading into its third week so we figured we needed to brave the heat and head for a new establishment before the annual fundraising event ends September 4. Having already tried Dario’s Steakhouse & Seafood on our side of town, my companion…

Opinion: Trump’s Indictments Aren’t Karma

Donald Trump was indicted for the fourth time last week, this time for allegedly interfering in Georgia elections. It is the first state indictment for the former president. Naturally, I saw a lot of people on the left celebrating this online, and one word kept coming up over and over…

Houston Humane Society Hosts “Clear The Shelters” Campaign

Like many other Houston area animal shelters and adoption centers, Houston Humane Society is over capacity and looking for those interested in adopting or fostering to relieve its overcrowding. The organization is hosting the “Clear the Shelters” campaign until August 31 to reduce its animal population. Adoption fees are discounted…

Firefall Focuses on Famous Friends & Family

The country-tinged Classic Rockers in Firefall first ignited their musical ember in 1974. That means they’ve had nearly five decades worth of touring with other bands, while various members have also played with big-name artists or been in noted groups. The band is best known for a trio of big…

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Blue Beetle

Title: Blue Beetle Describe This Movie In One Young Guns Quote: DIRTY STEVE: We’re in the spirit world, asshole! They can’t see us! Brief Plot Synopsis: Jewelry of unknown origin Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Gad Hassans out of 5. Tagline: “He’s a superhero, whether he likes it or…

Woke Films Make More At The Box Office (With Some Caveats)

The phrase “go woke, go broke” has never really held up in practice. There are just too many factors involved for such a reductive phrase to be universally true. For instance, let’s look at theatrical releases in 2023. On average, woke films have made more at the box office. Here’s…

Duke Robillard Knows What to Do with Six Strings of Steel

Guitarist Duke Robillard has always moved into the future by revisiting the past. In 1967, Robillard and pianist Al Copley formed Roomful of Blues, an aggregation that sought to emulate the sound of Chicago blues artists like Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf. Before long, though, the band dug further back…

What To Expect As Height of Hurricane Season Begins

As the peak of hurricane season begins, previous forecasts had indicated the possibility of less activity in the tropics. However, now meteorologists are predicting the chance for more storms due to recently reported record-breaking water temperatures. The National Weather Service’s Climate Prediction Center now indicates a 60 percent chance for…

Houston Concert Watch 8/16: Lyle Lovett, Pantera and More

Houston has produced some tremendous musicians over the years, but none bigger than the members of ZZ Top. That Little Ol’ Band from Texas has taken the Lone Star tradition (and attendant boogie) to the world, so many of us feel a certain pride in ZZ’s accomplishments. This being the…

Dario’s: Houston Restaurant Weeks Lunch

Houston Restaurant Weeks began August 1 and social media across Houston is teeming with photos and reviews from enthusiastic diners. The citywide fundraising event from the Cleverley Stone Foundation raises funds for Houston Food Bank and brings in business for local restaurants while offering Houstonians the opportunity to take advantage…

Celebrating Quadrophenia—The Who’s “Other” Rock Opera

It’s not the Who’s most famous rock opera—that would be the one about the deaf, dumb and blind kid with great flipper action, Tommy. Nor is it the great “What If?” never-assembled rock opera—that would be Lifehouse, most of which ended up on Who’s Next, considered the band’s greatest album…

Mulch Fire May Not Be Extinguished For Days

If you live near the Living Earth Facility on Crawford Street – a center that manufactures compost, mulch and soil – you may notice smoke rising from heaps of smoldering mulch for the next few days. Firefighters responded to a call initially concerning a “small grass fire” and one burning…

City of Katy Enters Into Stage 3 of Its Drought Contingency Plan

With little relief from dry conditions and extremely high temperatures, Katy heightened its Drought Contingency plan on Monday to Stage 3, issuing mandatory restrictions on water usage. Katy activated Stage 2 of the plan last month, asking residents to abide by an alternating lawn watering schedule and stop nonessential water…

2023 Houston Texans 53 Man Roster Prediction, Version 2.0

As we wake up on this sweltering hot Monday morning, the Houston Texans have 13 preseason practices and one preseason game under their collective belt. Certain position groups have solidified and, barring injuries, have taken shape. Other position groups still have some work to do, and one in particular is…

New book Charts Eagles’ Soaring Heights and Plummeting Crashes

As esteemed rock journo Mick Wall writes in his introduction, Don Henley hates books about his band, Eagles (there is technically no definite article in the group’s name—so you’ve been saying it wrong all these years. See also: Talking Heads). He didn’t like Marc Eliot’s 2004 bio To the Limit:…

Stevie Nicks Bewitches An Adoring Toyota Center

Stevie Nicks Toyota Center August 12, 2023 “It’s just so great to be here.” There come’s a point in a musician’s career, ’round about the time they achieve “legendary” status, that they can pretty easily coast on past laurels. If you’ve succeeded in that industry for literal decades, you’d be…

The Red Bull Batalla Takes Over Metropolis

The room was dark and packed as people tried to position themselves for the best view. Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” blasted through the speakers as spectators bobbed their heads to the chart-topping MC’s ode to musicians trying to make a name for themselves through their art. As by standers mouthed the…

The Houston-to-Dallas High-Speed Rail Line Might Still Happen

Despite all previous indications, Amtrak has just agreed to consider working with Texas Central, a move that has simultaneously reminded the world that Texas Central still exists and its controversial, long-delayed Houston-to-Dallas high-speed rail project could still become a reality. You’d be forgiven for assuming the project was dead in…

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The Last Voyage of the Demeter

Title: The Last Voyage of the Demeter Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: “Bart’s a vampire.” “Beer kills brain cells.” Now, let’s go back to that…building thingy. Where our beds and TV… is. Brief Plot Synopsis: Some stowaways are worse than others. Rating Using Random Objects…

Houston Goths at the Beach

They say vampires explode in the sun, but that’s a myth. Houston photographer Marcus Sabom has the evidence, He’s been shooting a lot of goth models on Galveston beaches this summer. “People just sometimes have set ideas in their head of what things are and what they aren’t,” says Sabom…

First of Harris County Election Contests Lawsuits Nearing An End

After concluding a week’s worth of hearing testimony from both sides in a case attempting to overturn a county judicial race’s election result, attorneys will have one last ditch effort to support their claims while making closing arguments on Thursday morning at the Harris County Civil Courthouse. Erin Lunceford, a…

Best Bets: Uptown, Slashers and Sandcastles

The so-called “dog days” of summer are coming to an end tomorrow, and while it might not mean a reprieve from the unbearable heat quite yet, we can say that the coming week will give you plenty of things to do. From a sandcastle-building competition to an art show celebrating…

Post Malone Delivers Energetic Set in The Woodlands

Post Malone If Y’all Weren’t Here I’d Be Crying Tour Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion The Woodlands, Texas August 8th, 2023 Eight years ago, Austin Richard Post released a track entitled “White Iverson” on his Soundcloud account. The song garnered millions of plays, and the legend of Post Malone was born…

Unincorporated Parts of Harris County Placed Under Burn Ban

Without a break in the excessively hot temperatures and dry conditions, Harris County Commissioners Court voted to place the unincorporated parts of the county under a burn ban effective immediately on Tuesday afternoon. This prohibits burning except in an enclosure that contains all sparks and flames to prevent controlled fires…

Houston Concert Watch 8/9: Boy George, Stevie Nicks and More

With talk of indictments at the (former) presidential level wafting through the summer air, I am reflecting on an afternoon 49 years ago today. I was waiting in line for a tour of the FBI building in Washington, D.C. (part of a National Lampoon’s Family Vacation-style trip) when I was…

The Righteous Gemstones Switches Genres Effortlessly

The Righteous Gemstones has been referred to as “Southern Succession” since its debut, and it’s very easy to see why. The Danny McBride comedy features an elderly patriarch constantly telling his three children, who are next in line to take over the family business, that they are not serious people…

Opinion: The Republican War Against Small Towns

For more than a week, my inbox has been full of fundraising emails asking me to “stand with small towns.” They come from the National Republican Congressional Committee, who are looking to capitalize on the backlash to country singer Jason Aldean’s music video for “Try That in a Small Town.”…

Community Members Show Out Against Proposed HISD Library Closures

Chants rang out, and signs flew up as community members and elected officials gathered outside the Hattie Mae White building on Saturday morning to protest Superintendent Mike Miles’s recent decision to do away with libraries at his New Education System schools. Houston Independent School District students, parents and former employees…

Jimmy Eat World At 30 Coming to 713 Music Hall

Arizona rock quartet Jimmy Eat World celebrates their 30th anniversary this year. In recognition of three decades in the music business, the Arizona rock quartet is touring with indie darlings Manchester Orchestra and alternative outfit Middle Kids, whom frontman Jim Adkins suggests everyone arrive early to see. Ahead of next week’s…

Killer Mike Brings Michael to the House of Blues

The crowd at House of Blues lifted their hands in the air as the spotlight panned across the stage. Standing in the center, draped in all white with a pendant chain hanging around his neck, was Michael Render, better known as Killer Mike. Behind him on the stage made to…

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Sharksploitation

Title: Sharksploitation Describe This Movie In One Raising Arizona Quote: PAYROLL CLERK: Government do take a bite, don’t she? Brief Plot Synopsis: In the beginning was the Shark, and the Bruce was with Spielberg, and the Shark was Movies. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Zigs out of 5…

First Step Decided In Paxton’s Securities Fraud Case

After years of delays due to issues with payments to prosecutors and relocation debates, suspended Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appeared in a Harris County court over criminal securities fraud charges on Thursday morning. During the short hearing, Paxton’s defense attorneys and special prosecutors on the case stood before Harris…

Out with The Old Office, In With The Potential Living Space?

Many companies with offices closed their doors during the pandemic, as the lockdown forced bosses and employees alike to work from home and tune into online video meetings or communicate via workplace messaging apps. However, most companies are now asking employees to return to in-person work, while others are choosing…

Opinion: The Link Between Kenergy and Radical Misogyny

Spoilers Ahead for Barbie The Barbie movie is an absurdist masterpiece, an art film given a giant budget, and one of the greatest things I have ever seen in a theater. It’s also a terrifying depiction of how “nice guys” get radicalized into violent misogyny movements. In Barbieland, the Barbies…

Houston Concert Watch 8/2: Kenny Loggins, George Clinton and More

Paul Reubens, aka Pee-wee Herman, passed away earlier this week, and with his passing, his love of rock and roll must be remembered. For instance, the “Tequila” dance in the film Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, not to mention the “Little Richard on Ice” segment from the television holiday special “Christmas at…

Hot Garden in the City

July Fry 2023 is over. Many experts say it was the hottest July on record. Now, it’s time for the August Angst: Will we ever get rain again? Will it ever be in the low 90s? Is this the Apocalypse? While there are still climate change deniers or folks who…

Which Off Field Sports Content Generator is Best?

As sports fans have smartened up through the years, and as the internet has continued to churn out more and more content, following each sport year round, even outside of the on-field season, has increased significantly. More specifically, while the results of the games are still important, the means by…

Last Night: The Steve Miller Band at The Woodlands Pavilion

He’s the man with Classic Rock’s greatest identity crisis. Some people call him the Space Cowboy and some the Gangster of Love. He’s a Joker, Smoker and a Midnight Toker. He’s even known by the seemingly benign moniker of “Maurice.” But what Steve Miller is not is A Guy Who…

Astros Trade Korey Lee for Kendall Graveman: Four Thoughts

With the trade deadline looming on August 1, the Astros sprung into action by acquiring right handed reliever Kendall Graveman from the Chicago White Sox in exchange for catcher Korey Lee in a one-for-one swap. The White Sox are one of the few teams in full-on sell mode as the…

Pasadena Fire Breaks Out at Veranda Village Apartments Again

The same Pasadena complex that caught on fire just shy of two years ago, had another blaze break out in its apartments Friday. According to Pasadena’s Chief Fire Marshall, they received a call at 1:36 p.m. and the fire was fully engaged when they arrived at Veranda Village Apartments. Of…

Uneven Macbeth Leads Off Houston Shakespeare Festival

Legend has it that William Shakespeare’s Macbeth is cursed. It’s a longstanding superstition that states that if someone involved in the production speaks the play’s name – Macbeth – in the theater, it will cause bad luck. Of course, there’s a way around it that involves spinning around a few…

How Pop Culture Witches Fail Real Witch Hunt Victims

I’ve been consuming a lot of books and TV shows about witches lately, and one thing always sticks in my craw. These stories love to portray the victims of witch hunts in America and Europe as actual magical beings who were persecuted. This is insulting to the real world victims…

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Talk To Me

Title: Talk to Me Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: LENNY: They say he carved it himself … from a bigger spoon. Brief Plot Synopsis: Children shouldn’t play with dead things. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 “pain boxes” out of 5. Tagline: N/A Better Tagline: “It’s all fun…

Real Madrid Dominates Soccer Champions Tour Stop in Houston

Soccer Champions Tour Real Madrid vs Manchester United NRG Stadium – Houston, Texas July 26, 2023 It was another scorching summer day in the City of Houston, and the hottest ticket in town on Wednesday evening was Real Madrid versus Manchester United at NRG Stadium. This match is one of…

Lil Baby Brings his IOU Tour to the Toyota Center

The crowd screamed as spotlights at the Toyota Center began to focus on the figure sitting on top of a stage length LCD screen displaying images of clouds and water. Behind him, an even larger screen displayed a sky with an orange hue whose light flooded the floor of the…

COVID-19 On The Rise Amid Low Vaccination Rates

COVID-19 cases are again increasing in the Greater Houston area, information that likely no one wants to hear as they are soaking up the final month or so of summer by traveling to vacation destinations or gathering with family and friends. According to the Houston Health Department, the COVID-19 positivity…

Houston Texans RT Tytus Howard Signs Three Year Extension

The sun was barely rising over the eastern skyline in Houston on Wednesday morning, with the Texans’ training camp just a couple hours from beginning, when the news broke about the team taking care of one final piece of business before drills began. Just one day after the Texans announced…

Alumnae Head Back As Directors for the Houston Shakespeare Festival

Every summer, Houstonians descend upon the lawns of the Miller Outdoor Theatre, lawn chairs in tow and age-appropriate beverages in hand, to witness the Houston Shakespeare Festival’s tradition of producing two William Shakespeare plays each summer. Depending on their distance from the stage, some may hear the dialogue more clearly…

Houston Restaurant Weeks 2023: 20th Anniversary

It’s that magical time of the year again in Houston when gourmands and gourmets bravely dash from air-conditioned homes to hotter-than-hell vehicles in order to venture out for a multi-course meal at one of the many restaurants participating in Houston Restaurant Weeks. Online menus are pored over and strategies are…

Southern Smoke’s Dynamic Duo

When Chris Shepherd left Underbelly Hospitality last summer it came as a surprise to many in the restaurant industry but probably not to his closest friends and family. After years of opening various successful restaurants and creating a multitude of menus, the James Beard Award-winning chef decided to step away…

Drag Experiences A Chill On Some Houston Stages

The email from Stages Artistic Director, Kenn McLaughlin was dispiriting, if not altogether unsurprising. It was June 20, and the company was mid-run on two shows featuring drag characters, and things weren’t going well. “As you know, we’ve been hosting a wild party at Stages for the past few weeks,…

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Barbie

Title: Barbie Describe This Movie In One Aliens Quote: NEWT : Ripley, she doesn’t have bad dreams because she’s just a piece of plastic. Brief Plot Synopsis: Blondes have more fun, until they don’t. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Malibu Stacies (with new hat!) out of 5. Tagline: “She’s…

Things Can (Still) Only Get Better for Howard Jones

If there was a Mount Rushmore of ‘80s Synth Players (and really, why isn’t there a stone carving of that niche tribute already?) the likely visages on display would belong to Thomas Dolby, Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran, Martin Gore of Depeche Mode and Howard Jones. When this information is…

Shania Twain Rips the Roof Off The Woodlands Pavilion

Last night at The Woodlands, Shania Twain, who at this point in her career should be referred to in only superlatives — Legend, Icon, and Queen — rocked The Woodlands with a magnetic stage presence and a high voltage, celebratory career spanning set list that, coupled with the Texas heat,…

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Oppenheimer

Title: Oppenheimer Describe This Movie Using One Fletch Quote: MARVIN STANWYK: “Harry S. Truman”? FLETCH: My parents were fans of the former president. MARVIN STANWYK: Isn’t that nice? He was a good man. FLETCH: He sure was. MARVIN STANWYK: He showed the Japs a thing or two. FLETCH: Dropped the big one. MARVIN…

New Doc Explores Chicago Blues—in Black and White

While the respective champions of New Orleans and the Mississippi Delta can (and will) continue to tussle over a claim to the “birthplace” of the blues, there’s only one Kind of Town that can lay a fairly unchallenged status as the epicenter of the music once it went electric: Chicago…

Four Takeaways from the Rockets Summer League Performance

What, you thought this was baseball season? Who are we kidding? Training camp opens in the NFL in mere weeks, college football actual games are just around the corner and, yes, the NBA is back on the radar. After adding a new head coach, drafting a pair of first rounders…

Alan Paul’s Allman Adventure Continues in the Family Way

Late in 1972, the Allman Brothers Band found themselves at a crossroads—one with more ominousness and uncertainty than the one Robert Johnson went down to. A year earlier, they had lost Duane Allman, the group’s founder, leader and driving force in a freak motorcycle accident. Almost exactly one year after…

Altuve, Bregman Among Leading Jersey Sellers in MLB

We know that the Houston Astros are very popular around here in the Houston area. That goes without  saying. Over the last five years or so, there has been no local team whose popularity comes close to that of Jim Crane’s bunch. Being a perennial American League Championship Series participant…

Four Changes That Will Be Game Changers for Threads

Since Meta’s new Twitter clone Threads went online nearly two weeks ago, it has mostly delivered on the promise that came with it. Threads looks and feels a lot like Twitter without the caustic rhetoric (so far). There’s a kind of congenial feel as people dip their feet into a…

Houston Concert Watch 7/19: Jackson Browne, X and More

Some hate the heat, but others revel in it. “Bring it on,” they say. “That which does not kill me only makes me stronger,” they say (only slightly misquoting Nietzsche). “At least I’m not shoveling snow,” they say. Screw that, I say.  Regardless, for folks who dig the heat, here…

Houston’s Hottest Happy Hours This Summer

Houston’s summer weather is tailor-made for refreshing frozen drinks and icy cocktails. Unfortunately, we don’t have the swaying palms and crashing blue waves of a tropical island getaway. While some of us have the funds to escape the ongoing heat advisory and wander off to foreign lands and beachy resorts,…

Tumble 22: Summer Happy Hour

For the past month, we have made some forays into different parts of Houston to find happy hour specials and dining deals to help relieve the heat of summer and the pain of inflation. And it’s been a good thing. For this writer, July and August are my cabin fever…

History of Houston Texan Trades Involving First Round Picks

The Houston Texans’ trade up to the third overall pick in the 2023 draft to acquire Alabama edge fisher Will Anderson has been described with many different adjectives — bold, exciting, reckless, insane, franchise-altering. Those can all be true, but frankly, the only adjective that matters is the one we…

The Luck And Talent Of Jason D. Williams

Memphis is a town dripping with soul and the richest of musical histories. It’s also the home to piano wild man Jason D. Williams who will bring his outrageous show to Houston’s Continental Club on Friday, July 21 after a long-awaited return. “I have played there a few times and…

Queensbury Theatre Presents Spring Awakening

Queensbury Theatre, the beautiful facility near the intersection of I-10 and Sam Houston Parkway in CityCentre, today announces a new production of Spring Awakening, the first production from the theater’s Bridge Program. The Bridge Program, a collaboration between Tribble School for Performing Arts and Queensbury’s Main Stage,  is described as…

DeAndre Hopkins Signs Two Year Deal With Tennessee Titans

It’s rare that a potential Hall of Fame player still in his prime, albeit one who’s missed nearly half the available games over the past two seasons, is available at this juncture of the offseason. However, when the Arizona Cardinals couldn’t find a suitable trade partner to whom they could…

Power Dynamics Come to Play in NobleMotion Dance’s PowerPlay

It’s been said that “nobody loves the ump,” so it’s no surprise that husband-and-wife artistic directors and choreographers Andy Noble and Dionne Sparkman Noble will utilize the oft-maligned figure – as well as artificial intelligence and gender – to explore the dynamics of power in NobleMotion Dance’s latest program, PowerPlay…

We’re in Noel Coward Land With Present Laughter at Main Street Theater

Brandy, whiskey, martini. Check. Bar cart loaded with decanters and glassware. Check. Silk dressing gown. Check. Divan for swooning upon. Check. Bitch-slap bubbly repartee. Check. Subtle, gay undertone. Check. Rock-ribbed and steel-riveted plot construction. Check. Actors giddy to be seen. Check. Where might we be? There’s only one place in…

Five Houston Texans Documentaries We’d Love to See

Little known Sean Pendergast fact — I am a sports documentary junky. If you stuck me on a  desert island, assuming I could recharge my iPad somewhere and I had good internet connectivity (most bad ass desert island ever!), and all I had was ESPN’s library of “30 for 30″…

Texans Will Receive Property Tax Relief After All

The proposed $18 billion property tax relief plan is on its way to Governor Greg Abbott’s desk after the final legislation passed in the House and Senate late Thursday evening. This marks the conclusion of what seemed like a never-ending debate over property tax cuts between House Speaker Dade Phelan…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Take a Wine-Fueled Tour of Italy

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Annual foodie fundraiser Houston Restaurant Weeks is back this August, with menus officially dropping Saturday, July 15. Check out the official website to view the list of 200+ participants and start making your reservations now. The…

Miles Replaces Principals at 3 HISD High Schools [UPDATED]

Although Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles said there would be no reconsitution of the New Education System Affiliated schools that opted in to his new academic vision, principals at two of those schools were replaced today. The principals from Jack Yates — Tiffany Guillory — and Worthing — Everett Hare Sr…

Growing Up with Paramore

Ahead of last night’s Paramore show at Toyota Center, a lot of thought was given to these opening sentences, thought that hinged on how exactly to convey what it was like once seeing one of the world’s biggest pop bands play the hot parking lots of Warped Tour. And, following…

Oxenfree II: Lost Signals Tops the Original

The best way to describe Oxenfree II: Lost Signals is “more.” There is simply more of everything. In almost every way, it is better than its predecessor. The sequel picks up some time after the events of the first game. Our hero is Riley, an aimless young woman who returns…

Opinion: Jonah Hill and the Pet Hot Girlfriend

Superbad and 21 Jump Street actor Jonah Hill found himself hanging in Cancelvania this week after his ex-girlfriend, surfer Sarah Brady, shared abusive texts that he had sent her before they broke up. Hill accused Brady of disrespecting him by taking pictures of herself in a swimsuit, occasionally with other…

Checking Out J. Christopher’s Kingwood

Lately, we’ve been checking out new Houston happy hour places here at the Houston Press to find some drinking and dining deals for our readers. Oftentimes, my husband, Classic Rock Bob is my companion on these tough assignments. However, he was out of town this past week and my friend,…

Ranking the Houston Texans Home Games in 2023

Each year, I like to rate the road trips for Houston Texans that plan  to travel each upcoming season. The fact of the matter is, even when the Texans are bad at football, it’s still fun to see other cities, attend other stadiums, and interact with opposing fans. The last…

Book Spotlights Women the Stones Rolled With—and Sometimes Over

In their music of the ’60s and ‘70s, the Rolling Stones weren’t exactly paragons for promoting gender equality and women’s issues. Songs like “Under My Thumb,” “Mother’s Little Helper,” “Stupid Girl,” “Brown Sugar,” “She’s So Cold” and “Bitch” were rife with misogyny and have not exactly aged well. Ironically, you’d…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Latin Restaurant Weeks

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: All week long Latin Restaurant Weeks The two-week Latin Restaurant Weeks campaign continues through Friday, July 21, shining a spotlight on Houston’s Latin chefs, restaurants, food trucks, bakeries and cafes. This year’s participants include favorites like Andres Cafe and La Fisheria as…

Fell in Love Again at the Blink Show

Did you fall in love again at last night’s Blink-182 show? If not, maybe you’re not the romantic sort because there was plenty to stoke the fires of passion in a heart open to love of all kinds. Maybe you don’t associate the notion of romantic love with Blink, one of…

10 Tips for New Goths and Baby Bats in Houston

Being goth in Houston can be kind of a pain in the ass. Wear black? In this heat? Don’t worry. Today we’re going to walk all the new goths and baby bats through navigating H-Town with some hard-fought wisdom from being a creature of the night for three decades. 10…

Opinion: Right-Wingers Hate Dylan Mulvaney’s Joy

It’s hard to understand why anyone would hate Dylan Mulvaney, but we had better try. For those not in the know, Mulvaney is a trans actress who documented her gender transition on TikTok starting in 2022. An attractive, bubbly presence who never seemed to have a bad day, she gained…

Could Suspended AG Paxton Have to Testify Despite Not Wanting to?

Tony Buzbee, lead defense lawyer for suspended Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, put public speculation to rest when he announced earlier this week that Paxton is not planning to testify in his upcoming impeachment trial. This decision comes despite earlier statements from the attorney general’s legal team that Paxton should have…

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies Deserved Better

With one day left in Pride Month, Paramount Plus announced it was failing to renew Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies for a second season, and the network was also pulling it from the streaming service. It deserved better. Taking place a few years before the original film, the series…

Feeding Kids When School is Out

Many families in the Greater Houston area rely on local public schools to be their children’s primary food source during the school year, but what happens when school is out? Once summer break rolls around the School Breakfast and National School Lunch Programs – which use federal funds to provide…

Kenny Loggins Says This Is It For Touring

When musicians start planning farewell tours, it’s time to get creative with names, which often reference song titles. Elton John proffered “Farewell Yellow Brick Road” and Ozzy Osbourne promised “No More Tours” while the O’Jays put on the brakes with “The Last Stop on the Love Train.” But it would…

Houston Texans: 2023 Defense Overview

The hope for fans with any NFL head coach is that, at the very least, his team is proficient on the side of ball where his expertise is. For example, offensive-upbringing head coach Gary Kubiak’s Texans teams were largely average, but they were also largely very good offensively. Conversely, Bill…

Astros Week: Victories, Injuries and All Stars

Much like the entire season, it has been a wild week for the Astros. There were big wins, struggles, successes and a slew of injury news items. As the All-Star game approaches next week and we reach the midpoint of the season, it feels like a good time to assess…

Republicans Risking It All To Get Property Tax They Want

Political experts say the ongoing property tax debate is not at the forefront of most Texans’ minds; however, they expect this to change the further the Legislature gets into this special session without any agreement. “The longer this drags on, and the more that Republican leadership fails to pass property…

Opinion: The Hidden Danger of Work From Home

Since COVID began, there has been a revolution in remote work. There are now three times more remote jobs than there were in 2020, and the number is growing. I have dozens of friends who left the office and never went back. Most of them say it’s the best move…

Houston Texans: 2023 Offense Overview

There are a lot of reasons to get excited for the Houston Texans’ upcoming season. (Honestly, the mere fact that I can type that first sentence of this post and not feel like I’ll be laughed off the internet is actually one of said reasons) For me, the thing that…

Houston Concert Watch 7/5: Steve Earle, Blink-182 and More

It’s summertime, and that means time for vacations. If you’re headed for California, keep an eye out for a road sign that has become an internet sensation. It’s a sign alerting drivers to the upcoming exit for Donner Lake, named after the infamous Donner party, a group of 19th century…

The 10 Best Non-Disney Villain Songs

The Disney Villain Song is a dying breed. As their villains get more relatable and less, well, cartoonish, their grand declarations of evil just don’t hit as hard anymore. Songs like “Shiny” and “Mother Knows Best” are serviceable, but they don’t really hold a candle to stuff like “Poor Unfortunate…

Weekend Happy Hour at The Rustic

Houston is a third of the way through summer, if you don’t count September, a month which takes its sweet time to cool down. With a promised break in the heat wave that has held us in its steamy hands for nearly two weeks, we are once again heading outdoors…

5 Things Souls-Likes Need to Stop Doing

A Souls-like is a third person action video game, usually in a fantasy or science fiction setting, known for its difficulty, intricate melee combat mechanics, looping level design with unlockable shortcuts, and stat-based character growth. They’re also the Big Thing™ now. The Demon’s Soul remake and Elden Ring helped launch…

Rockets Overhaul Roster in Flurry of Deals

After not re-upping Stephen Silas in the offseason and hiring new coach Ime Udoka, it was clear that the Rockets were going to make some significant changes to a roster that had been at the bottom of the league for three straight years. It wasn’t enough to select high draft…

Valdez, Alvarez Selected for MLB All Star Game

A pair of Astros were picked to play in the 2023 MLB All Star game on July 11. Yordan Alvarez, who is currently rehabbing from an oblique strain, and Framber Valdez, who skipped Sunday’s start with a sore ankle, were both picked to be part of the midsummer classic. Alvarez…

The Do’s and Don’ts of Fourth of July 2023

For many, the Fourth of July is a fun day full of festivities to show patriotic pride for the United States. However, it can be a rather hectic day for local law enforcement and fire protection personnel, responding to illegal fireworks reports and people firing guns into the air. Shooting…

Are NBA Fans Really Into Spurs Phenom Victor Wembanyama?

For months, we Houston Rocket fans knew our marching orders. They were given to us in the midst of a (possibly, slightly inebriated) interview on Channel 2 with Rockets owner Tilman Fertitta. The Landry’s founder was chatting with KPRC’s Frank Billingsly at Mardi Gras in Galveston, and told us all…

Bryan Adams And Joan Jett Take Us Back To The Future

Bryan Adams, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Smart Financial Centre June 28, 2023 There are odd hierarchies in the music world. Jimi Hendrix opened for the Monkees, Simon & Garfunkel were a support act for the Doors, and Pearl Jam was the second band on the bill in Lollapalooza ’93…

Free Agency Opens for the Rockets Friday: Four Thoughts

The Rockets enter free agency on Friday with over $60 million in cap space to spend on veterans they want and need to balance out an incredibly young roster. Coach Ime Udoka means to put his stamp on this young team and GM Rafael Stone will try to figure out…

Best Bets: Fireworks, RRR and a Phenomenal Woman

No surprise, but we’re in for a hot Fourth of July weekend. While some of our best bets are set outdoors, we have a few inside, too, for you air conditioner aficionados out there. So, whether you’re okay braving the elements or would like to keep inside, keep reading for…

No Sophomore Slump For The Bear in an Outstanding Second Season

The Bear was one of last year’s breakout shows, dropping all of its episodes one summer night and instantly becoming a sensation, with viewers discovering and binging the first season in one sitting. The show had a frantic and anxiety-driven vibe as it chauffeured its audience through its culinary world…

Opinion: Stop Wishing for an Elected King

“Our ‘founding parents’ were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn’t know everything. Sure, they’d make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an…

Too Many Animals: Harris County Pets Suspends Intake

Harris County Pets will temporarily suspend animal surrender and stray intake services on Saturday after reporting that it is over capacity by nearly 300 animals – an issue it faced earlier this month. The county animal shelter currently houses 767 animals, up from the 758 cats and dogs it had…

The National Tour of 1776 Comes to TUTS

When the Declaration of Independence was debated, women and persons of color were the last things on nearly all of the signers’ minds. The national tour of 1776 on its way to Theatre Under the Stars seeks to rectify that. There are no males in the cast, white or otherwise…

Happy Hour Houston: Loro Asian Smokehouse

It’s summer in Houston which means it’s getting hot, quick. However, it’s not only the temperatures that are rising but the cost of going out to eat and drink as well. The COVID pandemic put many restaurants in jeopardy with the shutdown restrictions. Once those were lifted, restaurants were affected…

D4VD Returns to White Oak Music Hall

The sold-out crowd at White Oak Music Hall roared as the lights pulsated behind the artist on stage. Dressed in black pants and undershirt, with an open flowing white shirt covered in faux blood splatter was D4VD. The internet sensation that has gained success via TikTok and YouTube had finally…

The Mamas and the Papas’ Book of Dreamin’

The Mamas and the Papas were the epitome of California-based sunshine hippie pop and folk-rock, blending their voices to create two huge anthems of the ‘60s in “California Dreamin’” and “Monday, Monday.” They also had a string of other hits with “Creeque Alley,” “Dedicated to the One I Love,” “Words…

Romeo Santos Reigns Supreme at Minute Maid Park

Romeo Santos Fórmula Vol. 3 Tour Minute Maid Park June 24, 2023 Anthony Santos was born and raised in The Bronx to a Dominican father and Puerto Rican mother. Everything about him screams New York City — his handsome good looks, his accent, even the way he walks. As Texans,…

Ab-Soul Performs for a Sold-Out House of Blues

The crowd rumbled with anticipation as fans packed into the Bronze Peacock room of the House of Blues. The noise  came to a halt as a voice rang out through the darkness. “Hey Herb, it’s grandma. I found a scripture and I thought about you.” The words, taken from a…

Opinion: The Great Texas Brain Drain is Coming

The other day, my 13-year-old told me they had no plans to go to college in Texas or live here when they were done with their education. “I have fewer rights now than when I was born, and I’ll have fewer still when I’m older,” they said. I couldn’t argue…

Four Exciting Stats Compiled by Houston Astros Ace Framber Valdez

In general, the Houston Astros’ recent run of dominance has had several common threads. There are the mere results, which include numerous 100-win seasons and an annual FastPass to the American League Championship Series. There are the business aspects, which include burgeoning attendance and one of the top payrolls. There…

Severe Weather Leaves Hundreds of Thousands Without Power

A string of intense storms that blew through the Greater Houston area on Wednesday evening left more than 300,000 CenterPoint Energy customers in the dark at the height of the severe weather. As of Thursday morning, about 160,000 people were still waiting for their power to be restored, according to…

First Look: Los Tios Buffalo Speedway

On a sweltering Friday afternoon, my husband, Classic Rock Bob, and I decided to check out the current Impressionist exhibit at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston. After a perspiring walk back to our car, we felt that a couple of frozen margaritas were just the thing to cool us…

The Fab 5 Dig Deeper into The British Invasion Era

It’s the day after Sir Paul McCartney’s 81st birthday, and Joe Baiardi has more than a passing interest in the life and music of Macca. After all, the singer-bassist-guitarist has been “Paul McCartney” in the Beatles tribute band The Fab 5 since 2003, often seen slipping into that gray collarless…

5 Tips About Predatory Bosses for Teen Workers

The Kid With One F turns 14 this summer and has been asking me about getting a part-time job. It seems like only yesterday I was coming up with fun geek lies to keep the Santa myth going, but time kicks us all in the tenders, eventually. This has led…

Ángela Aguilar Shines Bright at 713 Music Hall

Ángela Aguilar Piensa En Mi Tour 713 Music Hall June 17, 2023 Over the years, Mexico has produced a litany of premier singers and songwriters in the realm of musica ranchera. For one family from the Mexican state of Zacatecas, that tradition is being upheld for the new generation through…

Married Country Duo the Waymores Travel to Greener Pastures

As the great American philosopher Thomas Earl Petty once opined, “the waiting is the hardest part.” And that can especially be the case for authors, actors and musicians who have poured their hearts and souls into creating a piece of work that is completed, printed, produced, and ready to go…

Houston: This Garden’s on Fire

Even to those who have lived in Houston all their lives, the summer heat can be a brutal surprise every time it arrives. Sometimes it shows its face in May but this year, the triple digits saved themselves for the upcoming Father’s Day weekend. Hopefully, we can all keep Pops…

Houston Texans Extend Maliek Collins on Two Year Deal

When the Houston Texans were in the process of bottoming out in 2021, and the new general manager was tasked with beginning the rebuild, and decided to strip the team down to the studs (including making someone completely unqualified the head coach), Caserio brought in several fringe veteran players on…

Lance McCullers Out All of 2023: Four Thoughts

The Astros announced on Wednesday that Lance McCullers, Jr., who has missed the entire season thus far with forearm “discomfort,” will miss all of 2023 after surgery to repair the flexor tendon in his throwing arm and remove a bone spur. Astros GM Dana Brown said in a release, “This…

Lily-Rose Depp Makes The Idol Worth Watching, But Barely

The Idol isn’t unwatchable. It has massive flaws, but it isn’t some huge disaster or the shocking psycho-sexual pop thrill ride it has marketed itself to be. Created by Sam Levinson, creator of Euphoria, and Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye, pop megastar, the series is supposed to be a bold raunchy exploration…

Donald Trump Pleads Not Guilty in Federal Court

Former President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty Tuesday to 37 federal charges concerning alleged mishandling of classified documents and obstruction of justice. The case will now go to trial and was assigned to U.S District Judge Aileen Cannon – a Trump nominee – who will determine the start date and…

Astros Week: Pain With Little Gain

When you lose five of your last six games, nothing feels very good. Compound that with the loss of one of your best players to injury coming off 17 straight days of games, it’s tough. That is where the Astros found themselves on Monday after a 5-0 drubbing at the…

Alvarez, Altuve Among Early Leaders in MLB All Star Voting

One of the more underrated parts of the Major League Baseball calendar, for me, is the period from late May through early July, when the All Star teams for the American and National Leagues are selected, particularly the fan voting portion of the selection process. It’s awesome in its imperfection,…

Opinion: Yes, Gwen Can Be Trans in Across the Spider-Verse

Since the release of Across the Spider-Verse, there’s been buzz online that Gwen Stacy (Hailee Steinfeld) might be trans. Fans of the theory point to the “Protect Trans Kids” flag in her room, a similar pin on her dad’s police uniform, some color cues in various scenes, and changes to…

Measles Reappear in Texas, But Pose Next-to-No Threat to the Vaccinated

Most communities can rest assured that they are protected from measles due to high vaccination uptake rates – it’s the areas with populations of unvaccinated people where this highly contagious respiratory virus could cause problems, says Dr. Jill Weatherhead, assistant professor of infectious diseases and tropical medicine at Baylor College…

Houston Texans Announce J.J. Watt Ring of Honor Induction

Since last Thursday, and throughout the weekend, Houston Texans fans have had a few days to stew on and speculate exactly what this cryptic tweet from the team’s Twitter account means: The guesses ranged from something as front burner as the unveiling of the anticipated new uniforms, to things as…

Sonoma Comes to Houston

It’s June in Houston and July is fast approaching. As our gardens wilt, our lawns yellow and our air conditioners run non-stop, many of us fantasize about a land far, far away from the dripping humidity and triple-digit heat. Some jet off to island getaways while others fool themselves into…

Riding The Storm Out With boygenius At White Oak Music Hall

boygenius White Oak Music Hall June 8, 2023 Outdoor shows are always a dicey proposition in H-Town. There aren’t all that many open-air venues, but veterans of the Pavilion lawn or Miller Outdoor Theater know the … let’s call it “mercurial” nature of our city’s weather. Friday night at White…

Duran Duran Brings Planet Earth To The Woodlands

Duran Duran, Nile Rodgers & Chic, Bastille Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion June 9, 2023 The name of this band is Duran Duran. I’ve talked about the twilight of our musical heroes here before (probably too much, tbh). Those ruminations have mostly focused on artists who came to prominence during the…

Houston Ballet’s Swan Lake Ascends to Greatness

Who would have thought that a little something Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky put together to entertain his nieces and nephews would eventually become, arguably, the most popular ballet of all time? Yes, it’s Swan Lake, which is closing the Houston Ballet season right now over at the Wortham Theater Center. Swan…

Michael Berry Promotes His Own Type of “Pride” Shirt

Michael Berry, conservative radio talk show host and former Houston City Council member called on his supporters to purchase his latest piece of merchandise, the “this is my pride flag” T-shirt, featuring an American flag instead of the rainbow flag – the symbol of the LGBTQ+ community. The shirt was…

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Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts

Title: Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts Describe This Movie In One Clerks: The Animated Series Quote: RANDAL: What are you, some kind of robot? MR. PLUG: No, that’s just an expression. [New program: kill the human Randal.] RANDAL: Hey! MR. PLUG: That’s just an expression too. [A robot expression.] Brief Plot Synopsis: Maybe…

Legions: A Surprisingly Cozy Film About Demonic Possession

Horror films about demonic possession are rarely light affairs. The Exorcist tops many “scariest films of all time” lists for a reason. However Legions, a new Argentinian horror film screening at Alamo Drafthouse, offers something almost cozy by comparison, and it is strangely moving. Directed by Fabián Forte, it follows…

Mark Volman of the Turtles is Happy–Forever!

He wasn’t the lead singer—that would be his lifelong partner in music and comedy, Howard Kaylan. He didn’t write any of his band’s many ‘60s hits like “Happy Together,” “It Ain’t Me Babe,” “Elenore,” “You Showed Me,” “You Baby,” “She’d Rather Be With Me,” or “She’s My Girl.” And he…

Strong Storm System Left Many Without Power [UPDATED]

A severe storm system blew through the Greater Houston area on Thursday evening leaving more than 222,000 CenterPoint Energy customers without power. This included the power at the Hattie Mae White Building where the Houston ISD Board of Managers held their first meeting since the appointing new board members. After…

Bayou City Hemp Acquires 8th Wonder

Bayou City Hemp Company, the largest cannabis operator in the state of Texas, announced June 7 that it is acquiring 8th Wonder Brewery, Distillery and Cannabis. The press release called it a “vertical integration” of both companies which will combine the expertise of the longtime craft brewery with the innovative…

Best Bets: Swan Lake, Jazz on Film and Summer Love

It’s National Best Friends Day, so grab your bestie and check out some of this week’s best bets. We’ve got jazz on film at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, slapstick-y commedia dell’arte at the Alley Theatre, and lots for you dance lovers out there. Keep reading to learn more…

DeAndre Hopkins Takes First Free Agency Visit to Titans

Thus far, since his release from the Arizona Cardinals a couple weeks ago, the market for DeAndre Hopkins’ services has been pretty tepid. There have been very few rumors of interest bubbling up, at least very few rumors of teams looking to pay what Hopkins sees as list price for…

Attorney Tony Buzbee Will Defend AG Ken Paxton [UPDATED]

Tony Buzbee will lead Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s defense team, representing the now-suspended attorney general and is the third high-profile Houston lawyer to be a part of the impeachment trial. Buzbee initially took to Instagram on Friday evening to announce that he would be defending Paxton. However, shortly after…

Astros Week: How Long Can the Pitching Staff Hold Out?

Now a third of the way through the season, the Astros still find them looking up in the AL West standings at a Texas team that is putting up massive offensive numbers. But, at just three-and-a-half games back, there is more than enough time for the Rangers to regress and…

Four Most Noteworthy Movements in Houston Astro Vegas Odds

With about 100 games to go in the Major League Baseball season, the Houston Astros are right around where they are every year — recovering from their customarily sluggish start to have one of the best records in baseball, trending toward another possible 100-plus win season. The big difference this…

Southern Smoke Festival 2023: Tickets on Sale Today!

Southern Smoke Festival is returning for another chef-studded and fun-filled food frenzy October 13 and October 14, 2023 and tickets go on sale at noon June 7. This will be the 7th annual event for the Southern Smoke Foundation, a 501c3 non-profit that supports food and beverage workers in Houston…

Houston Concert Watch 6/7: Modest Mouse, Duran Duran and More

So, if you’re like most people, you’ve got three grand and some change sitting around, and you’re wondering what to do with it. Wonder no longer, my friend, Apple has you covered. Behold the Vision Pro, introduced this week at the Worldwide Developers Conference. According to Apple, this virtual reality…

Mike Miles Releases His Cabinet Appointees: Some Old, Several New

Continuing his fast-paced entry into the job of Houston ISD Superintendent, Mike Miles on Monday announced 10 initial appointments to his cabinet, adding that more will come in ensuing weeks. The appointments take effect immediately. Both Kristen Dobson Hole, his chief academic officer, and Sandi Massey, chief of leadership and…

Barry Deserves its Own Round of Farewell Applause

Spoilers alert. Two monumental HBO prestige series have ended their runs. Succession and Barry ending truly feels like an end of an era not only for HBO but TV in general. They are both bold, uncompromising shows that operate at the highest level. The tsunami that was the Succession finale…

Chris Alan’s Chesty Nostalgia for Houston Radio Stations

If you went to high school in Houston during the ‘70s and ‘80s, you always knew which lucky (and bleary-eyed) classmates had been to the prior evening’s rock concert at the Summit, Astrodome or Arena Theatre since they were usually sporting the band’s T-shirt and telling tales of past-their-bedtime glory…

Janet Jackson Brings Her Together Again Tour To Houston

A hush fell over the crowd at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion as the intro piano chords from “Again” drifted into the night sky. As the chords rose in volume Janet Jackson stood center stage but quickly took a seat and looked  out over the crowd as concert attendees pulled out…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse

Title: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Describe This Movie In One Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Quote: RON: Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be “follow the butterflies?” Brief Plot Synopsis: Arachnid army assembles, aims are ambiguous. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Banksies out of 5. Tagline: N/A Better Tagline: “He…

HISD Has Miles To Go As It Sets Out On a New Path

“We’ve lost 28,000 kids in six years. At the same time we’ve closed no schools and our central office has grown. The number of people and the amount of expenditures in central office has grown. That doesn’t seem like a financially viable methodology. So we’re going to right-size that.”  That…

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The Boogeyman

Title: The Boogeyman Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house! Brief Plot Synopsis: For once, a kid isn’t lying about monsters under the bed. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Wayne Gretzkys…

Choose Crazy: The Life And Times Of Mojo Nixon

Whether in person performing on stage or hosting his radio shows, Manifold Destiny on Sirius XM NASCAR as well his slot on the Outlaw Country Channel, Mojo Nixon is a magnetic force of nature that dominates all spaces and sound waves. Though most only have enough time to process one…

5 Things I Love About Lord of the Rings: Gollum

Let me start out by saying that every negative review of Lord of the Rings: Gollum is 100 percent correct. It is a glitch-ridden, nigh-unplayable mess that is in no way worth $60 and makes a mockery of my PS5’s power. This unfinished, buggy embarrassment has the temerity to already…

Sharky’s: Waterfront Dining in Kingwood

Houston in the summer means sizzling pavements, 100 percent humidity (without rain, somehow) and  weather patterns that range from extreme drought to sudden, torrential downpours. While many Houstonians escape for a week or two to some less ferocious climate, there’s still the rest of the season to contend with, unless…

D4VD Releases His New EP Petals to Thorns

There are several reasons why people get into creating their own music at an early age. Whether it is to rebel, express themselves, get out teenage angst, or the countless other reasons teenagers do what they do, the idea that a young person is going to get into music and…

Vegas Odds on Former Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins Next Team

After his release last week from the Arizona Cardinals, wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins finds himself in new territory. For the first time in his NFL career, Hopkins is a free agent, free to choose where he plays football for possibly the remainder of his career (or at least until his…

Basil McJagger’s Swingin’ Organ

As the old quote goes, “writing about music is like dancing about architecture.” The astute observation about trying to explain the artistry of one medium in the terms of another has been credited to everyone from musicians Elvis Costello and Laurie Anderson to comedian Martin Mull (who tends to get…

Six Suggestions for TMC’s Mobility Plan

Riding along the north side of the Texas Medical Center, I felt pretty safe. A pair of helicopters buzzed above the buildings generating a level of noise only rivaled by the line of work trucks in front of me. It was noisy and busy, but not awful. Then, I turned…

Comicpalooza Returns to the George R Brown Convention Center

Throngs of fans dressed as characters from anime, manga’s, comic books, hit shows and movies lined up early Saturday morning in front of the George R Brown Convention Center. As fans dressed as different characters filed through security, Bill H. lined up alongside them. “I’ve been coming here for five…

Texas House Votes to Impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton

In an overwhelmingly majority and rather rapid vote, the Texas House approved the impeachment of Attorney General Ken Paxton under allegations detailing his abuses of power and illicit misconduct late Saturday afternoon. Members of the chamber adopted the 20 articles of impeachment, which outline the attorney general’s wrong-doings, in a…

Letts Start a Fire in August: Osage County at Dirt Dogs Theatre Co.

If you smell smoke near Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston near Main and Holman, don’t be alarmed. It’s only Dirt Dogs Theatre’s production of Tracy Lett’s August: Osage County, burning up the boards and blistering the paint. The combustion is phenomenal. The blaze is primarily caused by Deborah Hope’s…

Red Hot Chili Peppers Score Hits at Minute Maid Park

Red Hot Chili Peppers Global Stadium Tour Minute Maid Park May 25, 2023 I was 12 years old when I received one of the best birthday presents ever: the iconic, bright yellow Sony Walkman “Sports” edition with Mega Bass. I carried that thing with me everywhere…. on the school bus,…

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The Little Mermaid

Title: The Little Mermaid Describe This Movie In One Peacemaker Quote: ADEBAYO: If we have a kid, I’d like to name her Octopussy. And if it’s a boy, Sharknado. Brief Plot Synopsis: Boy meets mermaid, boy loses mermaid, mermaid gets legs, boy gets legged mermaid. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To…

Selwyn Birchwood Casts Out Demons of Tired Blues on Exorcist

Read enough articles and press materials on Selwyn Birchwood and one modifying word keeps popping up: that he’s a “contemporary” bluesman. Come to think of it, the same word shows up in pieces on artists like Gary Clark, Jr., Christone “Kingfish” Ingram, Toronzo Cannon and Quinn Sullivan. For Birchwood himself,…

The Houston Museum of Natural Science Has Sharks in the Basement

A new exhibit celebrating the apex predators of the sea opens today at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. It’s called Sharks!, with an exclamation point. Just to make sure visitors get the message, a giant inflatable shark named Marissa now adorns the outside of the building. The basement of…

Two Houston Press Writers Are Finalists for National Awards

The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies just released its finalists list for its national AAN awards and two writers for the Houston Press were named in the honors. Theater critic Jessica Goldman is a finalist in the Arts Criticism category for a selection of her theater reviews in 2022. Goldman, formerly…

Investigators Say Texas AG Ken Paxton Abused His Office

After announcing on Tuesday that they were investigating Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office over his attempt to have taxpayer money settle a $3.3 whistleblower lawsuit filed by some of his former deputies, the Texas House General Investigating Committee went into details at an early Wednesday morning meeting. In public testimony…

Five Biggest Houston Texans Upgrades This Offseason

While the prognostications for the Houston Texans, via way-too-early power rankings and 2024 mock drafts, are for largely the same results we’ve seen the last three seasons, where they’ve been among the three worst teams in football each season, there is undoubtedly a different vibe here on the ground in…

Jon Cleary Brings New Orleans To Houston

Anyone who has taken a trip into the marvelous rabbit hole that is New Orleans style piano music is bound to have passed a tune or two by the amazing Jon Cleary. Since moving to New Orleans 41 years ago from his home in England, Cleary has gone deeper into…

Astros Week: The Offensive Roller Coaster Continues

A quarter of the way into the season, the Astros are basically where they were the last two years. After 49 games in 2021, the Astros were 27-22; in 2022, they were 31-18. This year? 28-21, nestled right in between. And that’s after dropping two straight shutouts in Milwaukee. Baseball…

Which Houston GM is Under the Most Pressure?

After three years of churn, most of it generated from the Houston Texans, it appears that the head coaching (“manager” in baseball) positions have stabilized. Most Houstonians feel pretty good about the trio of Dusty Baker, Ime Udoka, and DeMeco Ryans leading the three big teams here in town. The pressure…

Medical Institutions Are Targeted by AG For Gender-Affirming Care

As if targeting the access to gender-affirming care for minors and the physicians practicing it in the Texas Legislature wasn’t enough, Attorney General Ken Paxton is now going a step beyond: launching investigations into the institutions providing it. Although Senate Bill 14, proposed legislation that would bar patients under 18…

NHL to Houston? Four Complications for Landing a Team

A critical referendum in Arizona that would approve the building of a new hockey arena for the Phoenix Coyotes failed by a wide margin recently. The result is the almost inevitable move of the Coyotes to another city. It’s a common refrain, one we’ve dealt with in Houston when the…

Remembering John Nova Lomax: A Gifted Story Teller

John Nova Lomax, the incredibly gifted writer about music and Texas life, who made it his practice to talk with people no matter their backgrounds, who absorbed local history and wrote about it with authority, who had a never-ending sense of curiosity, died too soon on the morning of Monday,…

New Collection is a Fab Four Foto Fest

It was July 1, 1963 and Terry O’Neill was just one of dozens of staff and freelance photographers who worked for the ultra-competitive “Fleet Street” newspapers in London. But he was also one of—if not the—youngest shutterbugs. So when his editor at the Daily Sketch asked him to head over…

Ranking Categories of Houston Sports Gut Punches

The thing about being a sports fan is that there is always a level of persecution that you feel from the sports gods, regardless of what city you live in. Hell, I have friends that live in Boston that still obsess more over Bill Buckner’s error that cost the Red…

Kinetic Ensemble Tiptoes Outside Its Sanctuary

Kinetic Ensemble will close its season with Beyond the Sanctuary Walls, which features the world premiere of the program’s title work as well as works by Clara Schumann and Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The concert takes place at 7:30 p.m. on May 26 at the MATCH.

Four Thoughts on the Houston Texans Bringing Back Jacob Martin

The Houston Texans are entering the OTA (“organized team activities,” for those unfamiliar with the acronym) phase of the offseason, with the roster fairly solidified as they head to training camp in a couple months. There will still be additional tweaks here and there, and one of those tweaks brought…

Opinion: High School Football is More Dangerous Than Gender Affirming Care

Whenever someone speaks out against gender-affirming care for trans and non-binary minors a few words and phrases will inevitably pop up: dangerous, life-altering, social pressure, irreversible. All of those phrases could and should be applied to high school football, but rarely are. Children die every year playing high school football,…

Florence LaRue Continues Her Journey into the Fifth Dimension

From ramshackle horse and buggy wagons to today’s sleek Uber rides, ever since taxis became a mode of transportation, passengers have been leaving things behind in them. But only once did such a forgetfulness result in a chart-topping No. 1 hit record. It was 1968 when vocal group the Fifth…

Summer Jam HTX Brings The City Girls and More To H Town

The audience roared as JT and Caresha walked across the stage chanting “where the bag at?” Dressed in matching pink shorts and tops, the hitmaking rappers begin bringing women on the Summer Jam HTX stage to dance alongside them as “Twerk”, from the duo’s debut album Girl Code blasted through…

A Tip of the Hat to The Best of Everything at Main Street Theater

When Egyptologist Howard Carter peered into King Tuts’ tomb for the first time, his patron Lord Carnarvon anxiously asked, What do you see? “Wonderful things,” was Carter’s awe-inspiring response. Whether Julie Kramer’s adaptation of Rona Jaffe’s phenomenally popular 1958 soap opera novel about the secret lives of New York City…

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Fast X

Title: Fast X Describe This Movie In One Kung Fu Panda 2 Quote: MANTIS: I didn’t have any problems with my dad. Maybe it’s ’cause Mom ate his head before I was born. Brief Plot Synopsis: Big men drive fast, go boom. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Heist-o-Trons out…

Ranking the Houston Texans’ 2023 Road Trips

We are about a week removed from the release of the NFL’s 2023 regular season schedule, and we’ve broken the actual football part of the schedule — the ins and outs of where the games will be played, what it means to the division race, and betting lines on the…

When a Young Woman’s Dream Turns to Bullfighting in Torera

Nothing is ever going to change my mind about bullfighting. Not Rudolph Valentino’s smolder or Tyrone Power’s swagger in the silent and later sound movie versions of Vicente Blasco Ibáñez’s classic Blood and Sand, or Hemingway’s rhapsodic prose in his essay Death in the Afternoon or novel The Sun Also…

Best Bets: La traviata, Oedipus Rex and Serial Killers

It’s International Museum Day but, if we may, let us suggest some other events that are worth your time between and around your trips to Houston’s many museums. This week we’ve got premiere plays, a self-proclaimed psychic, and an expert specializing in serial killers. Keep reading for the full list…

Brooklyn Twang: That Little Festival In Texas Returns

For the third year in a row “that little festival in Texas” Brooklyn Twang Festival returns to its home in Mid Main. Brooklyn Twang will take place on Saturday, May 20 with music starting at 1:30 and running all day in the cozy backyard of the Continental Club. The event…

ECHO Closes Season 9 With Spotlight On NextGen Talent

The Energy Corridor of Houston Orchestra, aka ECHO, will close out its ninth season with Academic Festival, featuring music from some of the most brilliant classical, romantic and baroque composers. What’s more, up-and-coming orchestral talent will join for part of the performance. The show takes places at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday at Strake Jesuit College…

The Curses on Each Houston Texans Rookie Jersey

Last week was a great week for the “football nerd” in me. Specifically, Thursday was a phenomenal DAY for the “football nerd” in me. Of course, the highlight was the release of the 2023 NFL schedule, one of my favorite days of the calendar year. This past Thursday, though, we…

I Tuned Into EuroVision for Maniacs. I Was Not Disappointed

I had exactly one wish when I tuned into EuroVision for the first time in my life this weekend: let one of these performers be out of their goddamn minds. That wish was pleasantly granted. The vast majority of performers were… fine. They were lovely, talented people with good pop…

Report: James Harden Could Reunite with the Rockets – Four Questions

According to ESPN reporter and NBA scoopster Adrian Wojnarowski, James Harden and the Houston Rockets are seriously eyeballing a reunion between the former All-Star guard and the team he spent his most productive years with. On the surface, it feels like an odd pairing given the Rockets’ fierce approach to rebuilding…

Last Night: The Killers at Toyota Center

The Killers Toyota Center May 14, 2023 About halfway through Sunday night’s concert at the Toyota Center, Brandon Flowers offered a mea culpa to the packed venue. “Welcome to the better-late-than-never portion of the ‘Imploding The Mirage World Tour,'” The Killers frontman said with a laugh. “Third time’s a charm, am…

Last Night: The Cure at Toyota Center

“How much more black could it be?” That line from the mock rockumentary This is Spinal Tap could just as easily been asked about the attire worn throughout the Toyota Center concourse on Friday night for The Cure. This is, after all, the greatest and without question most successful Goth…

Hypnotic Traffics in Tired Hypnosis Myths

Director Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic opens on Friday, May 12, and goddamn does it look silly as hell. While it’s clearly aiming to be the next Inception, it mostly just traffics in ancient and stupid myths about hypnosis. The film follows Rourke (Ben Affleck), a cop who is dealing with the…

A Good Conversation with Patrick Squier

“Life is a spark that starts with good conversations,” goes the line from the title track to Patrick Squier’s approaching album. The Houston guitarist and songwriter has begun releasing singles from the record and playing shows like this Friday’s Backyard Bash at Continental Club’s Pachinko Hut to support the LP,…

5 Tips on Writing a Love Interest

I teach an introduction to fiction writing course for Closing Credits, and today I’d like to share some of the tips I give students when it comes to writing a love interest. It can be tricky to make a romantic partner for your protagonist believable to a reader, but it’s…

Houston Concert Watch 5/10: Ed Sheeran, The Cure and More

We have concerts from two young British popmeisters, two bona fide Texas treasures, and an antimonarchy icon on tap this week in Houston, with funk from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Morris Day and the Time just around the corner. The summer concert season is underway, so get a…

Flights Delayed at Bush as Bad Weather Progresses into Afternoon

Strong gusts of wind and heavy rainfall from thunderstorms in the Greater-Houston area caused more than 100 flights to be delayed at George Bush Intercontinental Airport this morning into the early afternoon. Bush recorded the highest number of delays across the country according to FlightAware’s MiseryMap. Although the average wait…

Rock & Roll Picnic 2023: I’ll Have What She’s Having

Texas has a lot to offer. Bustling metropolitan cities. Wide open roads. Great food. What Texas does not have is affordable healthcare for millions of people. While many politicians boast about the Lone Star State’s appeal to big businesses and transplants from other states, they gloss over the high maternal…

The Best of Everything Comes to Main Street Theater

In 1958, Rona Jaffe’s book The Best of Everything about a trio of women in a secretarial pool at a Manhattan publishing house hoping to balance careers with the pursuit of a husband, children, and other parts of the American Dream, was a best seller. In 1959, it was made…

Last Night: Tom Jones at the Smart Financial Centre

Tom Jones has always held an interesting place in the universe of contemporary music. Was he a showman of the Old School Variety? A solid interpreter of (at various times), rock, pop, R&B, and country music? A pop culture phenomenon rooted in a specific time and place? All of that?…

FDA Approves First RSV Vaccine Expected to Help Curb Cases

After Houston-area hospitals saw one of the worst spikes of RSV hospitalizations this winter, medical professionals are looking forward to the anticipated relief that a string of vaccines will provide to those that are at risk of contracting this respiratory virus. The first Arexvy made by GSK, was approved by…

Opinion: No Newsmax, and Other Public Television Rules

I had some nails in a tire recently, so I took the car down to the closest tire center. By the time they checked in me, I realized that one of the mechanics on break was watching the television in the public waiting era, tuned to Newsmax. A newscaster was…

I-45 Construction to Begin Next Year, Continue for Two Decades

The Houston Chronicle published a story Thursday with an apt quote in the title: “Just kill me now.” That from a man who lives in Spring and be subjected to the largest freeway overhaul in Houston history for nearly 20 years…assuming he survives. Whatever we have seen in construction to area…

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Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3

Title: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Describe This Movie In One Far Side Quote: WOMAN: Looks like another one of those stupid Incredible Journey things. Brief Plot Synopsis: Bunch of a-holes save the galaxy, experience personal growth, not in that order. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 “stupid guys…

USC’s Williams Tops 2024 No. 1 Overall Pick Odds

The echoes of the draft selections had barely stopped reverberating inside the train station at Kansas City which housed the NFL Draft last weekend, when the oddsmakers did what they do every year — immediately shifted their wager-taking focus to the NEXT NFL Draft, and which player would be selected…

Fun In The Sun: La Izquierda Surf & Music Festival Returns

The combination of good music, surfing and the beach makes for what’s sure to be a wonderful weekend as Galveston’s La Izquierda Surf & Music Festival returns for an even bigger and better event. La Izquierda will take place this weekend starting Friday, May 5 with a free event and…

Ben Christo of Sisters of Mercy Talks Goth Music

The Sisters of Mercy is one of the most legendary and enigmatic Goth bands in history, and second probably only to The Cure in most anticipated Goth acts touring the states in 2023. After a trio of genre-defining albums in the ‘80s and ‘90s, the band’s leader, singer Andrew Eldritch,…

Tremoloco Kicks Off Texas Tour In Houston

Cinco de Mayo is an important date for many Mexican Americans and non Mexican Americans alike. Though rooted in marking the Mexican victory at the Battle of Puebla, it has become a date where people find any excuse to drink a margarita, eat some tacos and listen to great music…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Mother’s Day Sweets and Treats

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Uchiko executive pastry chef Ariana Quant has curated Mother’s Day Sweet Box ($80) featuring six entremet-style desserts—including a coconut mango bar with frangipane, coconut mousse and mango compote; flourless chocolate cake with cream cheese and dark…

Astros Week: Down Go the Pitchers

It’s already been a weird year for pitching in Major League Baseball. In addition to the pitch clock and all the new rules designed to speed up the game, starting pitchers have been struggling with injuries across the league. Just look at some of the names on the injured list:…

Older Harris County Residents Seek New Technological Support

Libraries and community centers across Harris County are transitioning their technology-instruction programs to meet the new needs of older residents who are asking to learn more about their smartphones and mobile devices. Prior to these requests, most of those attending these courses and events were requiring education on how to…

A Celebration of the Jewish Deli at the Holocaust Museum

Houston has the fourth largest Holocaust museum in the United States, dedicated to educating the public about the horrors of genocide while showcasing the resilience of the human spirit. While a tour of the museum can be an emotional experience, there are also happy moments in Jewish history and also…

The Mock Drafts’ Biggest Misses of the 2023 NFL Draft

When it comes to investing thousands of man hours in order to get an endeavor right, there is no bigger folly than the NFL Draft. The league’s franchises devote dozens of scouts, several more front office folks, and millions of dollars (in GM salaries and scouting travel costs) all to…

New Book Details When Rock Bands Got the Boogie Fever

Though it was a bit past its prime in terms of recruitment, in May 1979, the KISS Army was still a very fit and formidable fighting force. But Generals Stanley and Simmons were facing some serious AWOL and desertion in the ranks when the latest single from the costumed hard…

NFL Draft 2023 Recap — Four Winners, Four Losers

The draft process in the NFL is one of my favorite things to cover, as a media member. When you consider that the seeds are planted in the college football ecosystem, grown throughout the regular season of college football, and then the whole process comes to fruition over a three-month…

Opinion: All the Straight Porn I Was Exposed to In Houston Schools

The ongoing fight over book bans in Texas public schools essentially boils down to two arguments. One, that liberal school boards want to teach children to hate America, specifically white America. Two, that inclusion of books about LGBT themes has gone so far that schools are carrying literal queer pornography…

Houston Legacy: Lomax On Lomax Comes To Houston

The Lomax family is widely regarded as music history and folklorist royalty. Their work goes back four generations beginning with John Avery Lomax who recorded and pushed for the inclusion of traditional cowboy songs and in particular the contributions from African Americans to folk music. Lomax’s children John Jr, Alan…

Houston Grand Opera’s Salome Seethes With Passion and Madness

Abominable. Cacophonous. Cruelest discord. Disgusting. Madness. Although these adjectives were used to describe the premiere of Richard Strauss’ one-act opera masterpiece Salome (1905), adapted from Oscar Wilde’s scandalous play, they could equally be applied to the current Houston Grand Opera production from Palau de les Arts Reine Sofia de Valencia…

The Play That Goes Wrong Goes Terribly Right at A.D. Players

Could this silly farce written by Henry Lewis, Jonathan Sayer, and Henry Shields from the English anarchic Mischief Theatre, be the best production ever produced by the august Christian-inspired A.D. Players? Yes, hot damn, I think so. When the handsome manor set decomposes before our eyes, although it starts its…

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Sisu

Title: Sisu Describe This Movie In One Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quote: INDIANA JONES: Nazis. I hate these guys. Brief Plot Synopsis: Finnish fortune hunter finishes off fascists. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Auric Goldfingers out of 5. Tagline: “Vengeance is golden.” Better Tagline: “They did Nazi…

The Son Also Rises: Marty Haggard’s Tribute to His Dad Merle

Tomorrow, country music legend and Texas icon Willie Nelson turns 90. At this stage, he’s outlived most of his friends and contemporaries including Waylon Jennings, Johnny Paycheck, Ray Price, Buck Owens, Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard (though Kris Kristofferson and David Allan Coe are still around). That longevity is not…

Kali Uchis was Worth The Wait at 713 Music Hall

Kali Uchis Red Moon in Venus Tour 713 Music Hall April 26, 2023 After two weekends of performing on the main stage at Coachella, Colombian-American RnB/Soul singer Kali Uchis kicked off her Red Moon in Venus tour in Texas, making stops in Austin and Houston this week. 713 Music Hall…

Stephen Stills’ Vault Dive Yields Lost 1971 Concert

Stephen Stills is nothing if not an involved guy in the studio. During the recording for Crosby, Stills and Nash’s debut record, his bandmates dubbed him “Captain Manyhands,” as he not only oversaw the process, but played every instrument on the record, save for some Crosby and Nash acoustic guitars…

Chloe Brings Her In Pieces Tour to House of Blues

Cheers rang out as the lights dimmed at Houston’s House of Blues and a sheer black curtain fell across the stage Tuesday night. Standing directly behind the curtain was a barely visible Chloe Bailey. As the dancers behind her faded into the darkness backstage the singer grabbed a microphone and…

Atticus Finch Loses His Halo in To Kill a Mockingbird at the Hobby

The playbill announces “Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird,” but, truth be told, it’s really Aaron Sorkin’s Mockingbird. Academy Award and Emmy-winning writer Sorkin (films: A Few Good Men, The Social Network; TV: The West Wing; Broadway: Camelot revival that opened last month) took on the challenge to write a…

April in Houston: Get Up and Garden. The Time is Now.

The past couple of months in Houston has been a roller coaster of warm and chilly temperatures with beautiful cloudless skies mixed with thunderstorms and high winds. For the most part, though, we’ve had pleasant days that make many other regions envious. While there are global warming deniers or those…

ROCO Ends Season With A Parade

ROCO’a concert Future will premiere Vivian Fung’s orchestral work “Parade” Saturday at The Church of St. John the Divine in a program inspired by daring creativity and artistic innovation.

Rockets Hire Ime Udoka as New Head Coach: Four Thoughts

The Rockets said the would work quickly to replace head coach Stephen Silas after his contract expired and they weren’t kidding. Two weeks to the day Silas and the Rockets parted ways, the team has found their new head man in former Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka. Udoka, 45, is…

Where to Brunch in Houston This Mother’s Day 2023

Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 14, and these Houston restaurants and bars are helping locals celebrate the special moms in their lives with fancy bubbly-fueled brunches, easy-going family-friendly meals and more. The Annie Café & Bar, 1800 Post Oak The Annie will be open from 10 a.m…

Science As Set Up in Photograph 51

Scientific research is a difficult thing to dramatize. Groups of scientists alone in labs, working on complex matters most of us couldn’t begin to understand -not exactly thrilling theater. But when that research leads to the DNA double helix, the key to life, well, that’s certainly a story worth trying…

More Women Want the Support of a Doula When Giving Birth

Laura Cofino hasn’t always considered the hospital to be her safe place. She has an autoimmune disease that requires her to spend too much time inside sterile, white linoleum walls. So, when she thought about having a child; she knew immediately that if her birth was in one, she would…

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Evil Dead Rise

Title: Evil Dead Rise Describe This Movie In One The Crow Quote: ERIC DRAVEN: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Brief Plot Synopsis: Mankind will apparently never learn not to mess with creepy old books. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film:  4.5…

UHD Thursday Night Concerts Return

Discovery Green has hosted their UHD Thursday Night Concerts since they opened 15 years ago providing Houstonians with amazing opportunities to see free live music in the open air. This year, Discovery Green partnered with local concert curators Wonky Power to put a fresh take on the weekly event. “There’s…

SpaceX’s Starship Blows up After a Brief Flight

Well, this was a good start. On Thursday morning after a brief hold to clear two final issues SpaceX’s Starship—at 394 feet tall, the largest rocket ever constructed—went into its final countdown. Then at least 31 of the 33 engines on the Super Heavy booster fired up and amid plumes…

The Derailers Pull into the Station at Dan Electro’s

Unless you worked for a manufacturer of face masks, hand sanitizers, or sweat pants, chances are the pandemic was not particularly good for your industry. That especially goes for most working, non-superstar bands, the majority of whom make their money on touring and merch. Fortunately for the Derailers, a business…

Which NFL QB Is Next to Get the Deshaun Watson Deal?

Over the last five years, it’s become standard procedure for at least one quarterback, three seasons into his rookie deal, to get a market setting (or near market setting) contract extension. In the summer of 2019, 2016 rookies Jared Goff and Carson Wentz got paid. Ditto Deshaun Watson and Patrick…

Three New Streaming Shows With a Lot of Star Power

A ton of shows are steadily coming out, too many to keep up with for even the most ardent television enjoyer. Parsing what’s coming in the next few weeks for shows that look interesting, there are three clear choices set to premiere. All are different genres and led by female…

Andiron: The Wait is Over

For fans of meat cooked over live fire, the much-anticipated Andiron, from Sambrooks Management Company, has finally arrived. Today, in fact. Beginning at 4 p.m., the restaurant will open for cocktails, with dinner service starting at 5 p.m. Owner and founder Michael Sambrooks, the force behind such Houston favorites as…

Southwest Airlines Interrupts Passengers’ Travel Days Yet Again

Southwest Airlines caused delays and disruptions to travel itineraries to roughly a thousand customers on Tuesday, after the Federal Aviation Association issued a grounding order following reports from the airline that they were experiencing technical issues once again. In a press release, Southwest said the order was put in place…

Houston Horni Tonk Society Hosts Crawdaddy Jamboree

As its one year anniversary approaches, The Houston Hornitonk Society has been steadily growing its community,  creating a space for local artists  and serving as a welcome wagon for out of town musicians. “The goal is to create a community and it feels like we’ve done that so we wanted…

Astros Week: Let’s Play Sustainable or Unsustainable

For the third straight year, the Astros have had a mediocre April. At just 8-9, they need to go 3-2 to equal the 11-11 starts of the last two seasons. For a team as consistently good as the Astros, it is an odd anomaly. For fans, it’s nerve-wracking to see…

Four Keys to a Huge Rockets Offseason

It feels like the past few years, every offseason has been critically important for the Rockets. That can happen when your record at the bottom of the league and you are flush with draft picks. This year is a little different because they have added the search for a head…

Halfway to Halloween, So Let’s Watch Some Horror Shorts

It’s halfway to Halloween, and to celebrate I have been hiding from the sun in my blanket fort watching horror shorts. Today, we look at five brief bits of terror well worth checking out as we tick off the days until October. All shorts available for free on YouTube. The…

Los Vertigos Unleash a Coronavirus Cover

The worldwide pandemic has certainly inspired (if only via forced artist seclusion) a lot of musical projects since The World Shut Down in March 2020. According to the most recent estimate from the Centers for Disease Control, a total of nearly 1.3 million deaths in the U.S. alone can attributed…

NFL Announces 17 Prospects Invited to NFL Draft

On paper, the NFL Draft serves a functional purpose to the 32 NFL franchises, as the preferred mechanism to import talent and build a championship roster. However, the NFL has evolved into more than just a sports league. It’s an entertainment vessel, made for television, so now in 2023, at…

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Renfield

Title: Renfield Describe This Movie In One Love At First Bite Quote: COUNT DRACULA: Children of the night, shut up! Brief Plot Synopsis: Disgruntled worker has the original boss from hell. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Specials albums out of 5. Tagline: “Sucks to be him.” Better Tagline: “Bring me the…

The Woggles Get a Texas Tune-Up in the Garage

The last time The Mighty Manfred was in town, it was at the start of a mini-Texas tour co-fronting the ‘60s-inspired rock and soul ensemble revue the Magnificent. It would find him gigging at both the Houston and Austin Continental Clubs, as well as the club C-Boys and the Lone…

Openings and Closings: Big Chicken Opens, Picnik Debuts Soon

Big Chicken, 9660 Westheimer, opened April 11 with a grand opening celebration. This is the first Houston location and is a franchise operation from Fazil Malik, Frank Malik and Noordin Jhaver. One of the stars behind the business is Shaquille O’Neal, the legendary NBA player and Hall-of-Famer whose roster of…

The Timeless Sound Of The Cactus Blossoms

There are elements in art and music that are timeless, evoking consistent feelings from the listener no matter who they may be. With their delicate and sweet harmonies, the Minnesota based band The Cactus Blossoms create a sound with no chronological constraints. “As far as the harmony, we’re kind of…

Urban Bird Hot Chicken Flies High

There’s no shortage of hot chicken restaurants in Houston. As a local food writer covering new eateries, I continue to be amazed, and sometimes baffled, by the number of fried chicken sandwich, tender and wing businesses that not only continue to open, but thrive in our city. “What the cluck?”…

Astros Week: The Bats Show Up and Pitching Normalizes

When you look back at the past two seasons, you might be surprised to know that the Astros, as good as they were, did not have particularly good starts to either the 2021 or 2022 season. In fact, in both years, they were 11-11 to open those seasons. Welcome to…

Houston Concert Watch 4/12: Keshi, Joanna Connor and More

Taylor Swift will play three nights at NRG Stadium next Friday, Saturday and Sunday, April 21, 22 and 23. All shows are sold out (remember that minor kerfuffle a few months ago?), but the thriving secondary ticket markets are giving an opportunity to those who missed out during the general…

Four Huge Fantasy Trades for NFL Draft Night

As we’ve discussed many times in this space, trades have become much more commonplace in the NFL transactional landscape over the last few years. Last year, on draft night, we even saw a huge trade completed mid-draft, as Tennessee sent Pro Bowl wide receiver A.J. Brown to the Eagles for…

Power Ranking the NFL Franchise QB Soap Operas of the 2020s

From a marketing and storyline standpoint, the National Football League has historically been the one major sports league that has done almost everything well. For years, the only thing they did poorly was create an environment where marquee players — okay, QUARTERBACKS — became available in free agency or via…

JonoJono Doubles Up To Create a Genre-Blending Sound

JonoJono grew up loving all kinds of music, but two specific types truly vied for his attention over the years. When the Houston artist decided to turn his fascination with music into a career pursuit, instead of choosing one sound over the other he merged his tastes to create something…

“Hurricane Madeline ” Edwards Heads Home to Houston

The morning we spoke with rising country music star Madeline Edwards, she’d woken up under a Texas sky. It was a little cloudy maybe, but nothing too worrisome for Edwards, who weathered literal and figurative storms growing up in Houston, moments which prepared her for the current whirlwind of her…

What White on White on White Reveals in Art at Company OnStage

Friends made dinner reservations at a very expensive restaurant without checking my schedule, so I had to dash out in the middle of several courses of tiny appetizers. But do you know what? Yasmina Reza’s Tony-and-Olivier best play award winner, Art, presented by Company OnStage, put haute cuisine completely out…

Weekend Takeover With Southern Culture On The Skids

From their band name to their songs and stage presence, humor is the cornerstone of the existence and longevity for rockers Southern Culture On The Skids. “You can’t take yourself too seriously in life, in the van or wherever you are,” says the band’s founder Rick Miller. Southern Culture On…

Four Early Season Concerns for the Houston Astros

The first week of the Houston Astros’ defense of their 2022 world championship is in the books, and while the week finished on an upbeat note, an 8-2 defeat of the Detroit Tigers, the overall record of 3-4 was disappointing. There is nothing to get too worked up about, though…

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Air

Title: Air Describe This Movie In One Space Jam Quote: BUGS BUNNY: Remember those mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on ’em? DAFFY DUCK: Yeah. BUGS BUNNY: You ever see any money from all that stuff? DAFFY DUCK: Ha! Not a cent! Brief Plot Synopsis: Rating Using Random…

Art Car Parade Revs Up For 36th Year

Houston’s most eye-catching event, the Art Car Parade, is rolling into town with more than 250 masterpieces and never-before-seen creations. Presented by the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art, the lineup includes a host of events starting April 6 and culminating with the parade on Saturday, April 15 and an awards ceremony on Sunday, April…

Where’s The Beef? Inside All Of Us, As It Turns Out

“Jesus did tons of nice things, look what they did to him.” The persistent theme of Beef, Netflix’s 10-episode series starring Steven Yeun and Ali Wong, is one of futility; aimed at both the mistakes we often seem fated to make and the seeming impossibility of reversing the course of…

Houston Texans Reportedly Down to Two Quarterbacks in NFL Draft

From the time the 2022 college football season started, the race for everything quarterback-related in college football seemed to be a two-man race between 2021 Heisman Trophy winner, Alabama’s Bryce Young, and 2021 Heisman finalist, Ohio State’s C.J. Stroud. While neither won the Heisman in 2022 (take a bow, Caleb…

Fulfillment as Fun In Legally Blonde – The Musical

Omigod you guys, Legally Blonde – The Musical doesn’t suck. I know that doesn’t sound like much of a compliment, but when you consider that this is yet another cog in the nostalgic money-grab wheel of ’90s and ’00s movies reborn as musicals, it’s high praise indeed. Because let’s be…

Ohio State QB C.J. Stroud Visiting Texans on Wednesday

In the completely unscientific polling world of Twitter, talk radio, and barstools all over Houston, it seems as though a majority of Houston Texans fans are hoping that Alabama quarterback Bryce Young falls to their team with the second overall pick in the draft. Up until now, it appears as…

The HBCU All Star Game Touches Down at Texas Southern University

Fans rose to their feet as Texas Southern University’s Ocean of Soul and Prairie View’s Marching Storm began, playfully taunting each other. The crowd, enthralled with the music, immediately directed their attention back to the court and the stadium fell silent for a brief second before erupting in cheers at the…

NASA Announces First Lunar Crew in More Than 50 Years

More than half a century after the Apollo 17 crew left the lunar surface, NASA has announced the four astronauts who’ve been tapped to be the next crew headed to the moon, and the federal space agency did it with an eye toward ensuring that this momentous event—the next crucial…

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John Wick: Chapter 4

Title: John Wick: Chapter 4 Describe This Movie In One Life of Brian Quote: ARTHUR: He’s making it up as he goes along! Brief Plot Synopsis: “And on that farm he … shot some guys.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Ned Kellys out of 5. Tagline: “Baba Yaga.” Better…

Five Houston Texans Draft Day Trade Scenarios

For the first time in the team’s history, in 2022, the Houston Texans held their draft party at Miller Outdoor Theater, over in the city’s Museum District. It was an appropriate move by the team, what with their having multiple first round picks, and honestly, any first round picks AT…

Bobby Brown Brings A New Flavor To Houston

Houston is a food center in the south and, arguably, becoming one of the nation’s culinary destinations. A person can find almost any type of food in the city if they know where to look. In 2022 Wallethub placed the city on its list of Best Foodie Cities in America…

Jeff Guinn Writes of Waco’s Loss and Legacy 30 Years On

Anniversaries of big news events often bring about a flood of related media. This month’s 30th anniversary of the tragic end of the government raid on the Branch Davidian compound near Waco is no exception. There’s a six-hour Netflix documentary, Showtime’s rebroadcast of a 2018 miniseries with a new sequel…

Final Four Houston Day 3: You Mean They Play Games?

In all the hullaballoo of activities surrounding the final games of March Madness, you can get lost in things that aren’t actually happening on the basketball court. The music. The fans. The media buffet (tortellini on Day 2 for the win!). But, of course all of this is simply in…

Kid Capri Comes To 5015 for Final Four

This year Hip Hop celebrates its 50-year anniversary with celebrations commemorating and honoring the art form that started in the parks of New York City and has grown to touch every corner of the globe. While its origin city is important it is also important to highlight the other cities…

Is Trump Down For the Count? Maybe Not.

For any other Presidential candidate, criminal charges might be “the kiss of death,” but Donald Trump may be able to use them to his advantage, says Rice political science professor Bob Stein. “His base may be getting a little smaller, but it’ll get stronger, because people who remain with him…

Four Thoughts on the Astros Opening Day 2023 Loss to the White Sox

There was pomp. There was circumstance. There was Megan Thee Stallion throwing out the first pitch and Mark Wahlberg wishing Alex Bregman (“the Yankee killer”) a happy birthday before yelling “play ball.” There were pyrotechnics rivaling a ’70s Kiss concert as the Astros starters were announced. Only one thing was…

Final Four Houston: Four Notes on Day One

Thursday marked the official return of the Final Four to Houston as teams got in their first practices and media members got their first peek inside the bowels of NRG Stadium. It was a day of settling in both for players and for everyone involved in making this massive event…

Stuff’d Wings Honors Big Moe With A Special Menu

The parking lot on Richmond sitting between Travis and the Southwest Freeway is packed on a Sunday afternoon as groups of patrons, some coming from church and some headed for a Sunday fun day, bustle in and out of the lot building’s front doors. A line of cars trails around…

Holly Lyn Walrath Takes Erasure Poetry to a Massive Scale

There’s an old riddle that goes: what gets bigger the more you take away? The answer is a hole, but it could also be Holly Lyn Walrath’s (she/they) brand of erasure poetry, which is getting a massive showcase at Sabine Street Studios. Erasure poetry was pioneered by Doris Cross in…

John Conlee Sees Tomball Through Rose Colored Glasses

It’s the morning after yet another horrific school shooting in America—this time in Nashville that took the lives of three children and three faculty members. Longtime resident of the area John Conlee is not obsessively watching the TV on purpose, but he is viewing things through the lens of his…

Swarm on Amazon Prime is Not For the Faint of Heart

“Stan culture” is as strong as ever., The celebrity/artist worship that we see folks partake in on social media, coming to the defense of their “favs” at any hint of disrespect or ridicule (or sometimes genuine critiques), is as fascinating as it is annoying. “What if a Beyonce-Stan was a…

Ha*Ash Adds a Dash of Houston to Its Delectable Musical Stew

Hanna and Ashley Pérez Mosa, jointly known as Ha*Ash, are one of Latin America’s most treasured female pop duos. The sisters have roots in Mexico, Louisiana and Houston, so it’ll feel like an international, regional and local show when the platinum-selling, Billboard Award-nominated artists bring their Mi Salida Contigo tour…

Alley Theatre Cancels All Performances of The Odyssey

Alley Theatre has just released a statement that it is canceling its production of The Odyssey which began in previews a few days ag. Its Wednesday opening was first moved to this Friday, but now Alley is saying that it won’t go on at all. The statement: The Tony Award®-winning…

Houston’s Upcoming Mayoral Race is Anything But A Straight Shot

U. S. Rep Sheila Jackson Lee’s late-stage entry into the Houston mayor’s race certainly has upended the plans of her fellow Democratic candidates, but whether she automatically vaults into first place over Texas Sen. John Whitmire is open to debate. This November’s mayoral election includes five other Democrats: Robert Gallegos,…

Astros Finalize Roster With a Couple Surprises

The Astros released their final roster moves before Opening Day on Tuesday and they included a couple surprises, but nothing shocking. Basically, the guys who have been doing well in Spring Training made the team (mostly) and the others went to the minors. The team optioned Korey Lee, JJ Matijevic,…

Should the Houston Texans Make a Run at Lamar Jackson?

Earlier this week, the Houston Texans created a new fan council , for which they plan to select 50 fans of diverse backgrounds in an effort to give the team focused feedback on elements of the game day experience, merchandise, and other commercial and experiential parts of being a Texans…

Sweet Heat: Reverend Horton Heat Comes To Houston

Everyone carries within their personalities a balance of influences and a dichotomy that makes them exactly who they are. For Jim Heath, leader of the Reverend Horton Heat, his equilibrium is created by his rough, hard rocking on stage and his sweet off stage personality and impeccable style. “My family…

Azy Chyr Draws Inspiration From Singapore and the S.W.A.T.

Scrolling through Azy Chyr’s social media, or falling down the rabbit hole of her recent video, it’s clear how deeply this genre-bending, medium-blending artist has immersed herself in the arts. “Get High,” her 2022 single, is a good example. Her soulful vocals are matched to music intoning the chopped and…

Four Thoughts on Houston’s Final Four at NRG Stadium

The last time the city of Houston hosted a Final Four in 2016, it was, from a college sports perspective, pretty spectacular. It pitted a pair of one seeds and a pair of two seeds with the championship game between Villanova and North Carolina featuring a buzzer-beating thriller. Compare that…

The Spinners’ Smooth Sound Sweetens Sugar Land

This year’s nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are nothing if not an eclectic bunch. The list (which extends far beyond the traditional definition of “rock”) includes artists such as Cyndi Lauper, Iron Maiden, the White Stripes, Willie Nelson, a Tribe Called Quest, Kate Bush, George Michael…

Rigoletto at Opera in the Heights: When Verdi Became Verdi

Every character in Giuseppe Verdi’s Rigoletto goes way overboard for love. Hunchbacked jester Rigoletto loves daughter Gilda so much he locks her inside the house, except for Sunday church services. Gilda, fragile and virginal, knows not the ways of the world, and suffers, tragically, love at first sight. The wanton…

4th Wall’s Sanctuary City an Unflinching Must-See

If you follow the news (and I don’t necessarily recommend it), you’re well aware that stories about immigration, from every conceivable angle, often make the headlines – particularly in a state like Texas. Though fictional, Pulitzer Prize winner Martyna Majok’s Sanctuary City, now playing at 4th Wall Theatre Company, offers…

Black Adam, Quantumania, And The Perils Of Franchise Fatigue

There was some consternation down Hollywood way when Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, the much-anticipated first movie in Phase Five of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, dropped 71 percent at the box office in only its second week of release. The good news? It was a new MCU record, plummeting more than…

Openings and Closings: Muse Now Open, Chi’lantro Debuts Soon

Muse, 3210 Dallas, opened for dinner service March 23. With a culinary team led by executive chef and partner E.J. Miller (SaltAir Seafood, Riel, International Smoke), the kitchen also has sous chef Dung Nguyen (The Dunlavy) and sous chef Andrew Aguilera (The Classic) creating a from-scratch menu using locally sourced…

The Sidemen Cometh in the Repeat Offenders

In the parlance of law enforcement circles, a repeat offender keeps doing the same thing over and over again—albeit often not reaching the ending they’d hoped for. But for what they may lack in skills to avoid detection, they’ve got in abundance when it comes to commitment, drive and experience…

Alley Theatre Announces a 2023-24 Season Both New and Classic

Alley Theatre’s Rob Melrose, like other artistic directors throughout the Houston area, knows he’s in a rebuilding year — hoping to return theater audiences to the pre-pandemic levels. Keeping that in mind, the 2023-24 Alley Theatre programming he devised is a blend of audience pleasers as well as edgier (riskier)…

Paper Bags It Killed Me to Throw Away

I moved recently, and my kid is finally at the age where they are more help than a hindrance in that regard. My 13-year-old and I spent about ten days making small trips from our old apartment to our new house, slowly transferring our lives in boxes and duffle bags…

Best Bets: Genji, Rigoletto and Clyde’s

It’s National Puppy Day, so be sure to pet the nearest, friendliest pup before heading out to check out this week’s best bets. This week you’ll find a familiar festival in a new location, a world premiere chamber ballet, and an almost 50-year-old ensemble making their first trip to Texas…

The Texas Tornado Spins Again for Record Store Day

It wasn’t quite subterfuge, and it wasn’t exactly a scam. But during the mid-‘60s any band that smacked of the British Invasion was hot and sure to get attention. So, a number of, um, decidedly American groups tried to adapt a Union Jack in their quest for attention and chart…

With Meta Verified, Everyone Gets a Blue Checkmark…for a Price

When Twitter first began providing verified accounts way back near the beginning of the startup, they made sense. Celebrities, public figures, journalists, these were all people who reasonably needed some level of protection for their identity, not just because of internet trolls though that is always a problem, but to…

Houston Concert Watch 3/22: Peter Gabriel, The Killers and More

Regular visitors to this space may recall that, a few months ago, we mentioned rapper Rick Ross’s fondness for buffalo. As pets, not burgers. Within the past couple of weeks, some of Ross’s bison have escaped from his 235-acre Promise Land estate and are roaming about suburban Atlanta. Though buffalo…

Succession’s 4th and Final Season is About to Begin

Succession season is approaching. The HBO drama’s fourth will be its final season, capping what will feel like a real end-of-an-era for the Home Box office (HBO’s Barry has also announced its upcoming fifth season will be its last). The Roy family’s struggle for power and wealth is almost over,…

Demand for Metal Sends Hell’s Heroes Outdoors

“I’ve been trying to get Possessed for a while so I’m super happy it finally happened,” said Christian Larson, and it takes a moment of brain recalibration to realize he’s not speaking of the devilish spiritual condition but of a band, the top billed act at this year’s Hell’s Heroes…

Beasts of 42nd Street: Vintage Horror That Feels Timely

In Preston Fassel’s new horror novel Beasts of 42nd Street, the setting may be 1977 New York, but its exploration of the corrosive nature of extremist content on the human soul resonates deeply here in the modern world of streaming. The novel follows Andy Lew, a heroin addict and film…

Ranking the NFL’s Four “Hard Knocks” Candidates

In my 16 years of covering the Houston Texans, I’ve had four training camps that were significantly remarkable in their own way. The training camps of 2017 and 2018, held at the Greenbriar in West Virginia were unique and a very pleasant hiatus from the sweltering heat of Houston. Training…

Four Thoughts on Jose Altuve’s Broken Thumb

On Sunday, Team USA advanced in the World Baseball Classic getting contributions from Astros Kyle Tucker and Ryan Pressly. They also, inadvertently, affected the Astros season when relief pitcher Daniel Bard hit second baseman Jose Altuve, who was playing for Team Venezuela, in the hand and broke his thumb. According…

New Order Have No Regrets At 713 Music Hall

New Order 713 Music Hall May 16, 2023 When Ian Curtis committed suicide in 1980, few could have predicted that two things would be true 40-odd years later. One: that Joy Division would end up kickstarting the post-punk wave and influence the direction of alternative music for decades. And two:…

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Shazam! Fury Of The Gods

Title: Shazam! Fury of the Gods Describe This Movie In One Ghostbusters Quote: WINSTON: Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say “yes!” Brief Plot Synopsis: Super-powered sibs skirmish, superannuated scoundrels struggle. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Gomer Pyles out of 5. Tagline: “Oh. My…

Rockets Rookie Finally Finds His Footing

When you are drafted No. 3 and considered by some to be the best prospect in the draft, it stands to reason you might feel a bit of pressure. Add in the fact that you have just become one of the young faces of a rebuilding franchise and that’s a…

NASA Debuts Stylin’ New Spacesuits from Houston-based Axiom

When NASA astronauts finally start exploring the lunar South Pole for the Artemis III mission, they’ll be doing so clad in the stylish spacesuits designed by Axiom, the Houston-based company behind plans to build a space hotel and plans to build a commercial space station, as we’ve noted before. Although…

Where to Brunch in Houston This Easter Sunday 2023

Easter Sunday falls on Sunday, April 9 this year, so now is a good time to make your holiday brunch plans. From family-friendly brunch buffets to prix fixe affairs, these Houston restaurants are ready to make your Easter special with classic plates and morning cocktails, egg hunts, live jazz and…

Marcia Ball Lets The Good Times Roll

Marcia Ball has had a career as lengthy as often cited legs. Long Tall Marcia Ball will perform at The Heights Theater on Friday, March 17 with her newly formed four piece band. “Everything changed and I was lucky again to be able to put something back together that’s really…

Opinion: Republican Laws Are Badly Worded on Purpose

Author G. K. Chesterton once said, “evil always takes advantage of ambiguity.” He was writing in opposition of Britain’s eugenics laws in 1922, which were worded in such vague, undefined terms that pretty much anyone could be incarcerated for being (apologies) “feeble-minded.” You could be epileptic, developmentally delayed, habitually angry,…

No Last Minute Reprieve, TEA is Taking Over HISD [UPDATED]

Texas Commissioner of Education Mike Morath today announced to the Houston ISD trustees and Superintendent Millard House II that he will be appointing a board of managers and a superintendent to run the district starting in June. In the end, all the last-minute appeals from parents and teachers didn’t change…

MGK Is IDK? At NRG

Machine Gun Kelly NRG Stadium March 14, 2023 Were you aware that Colson Baker, better known by his nom de guerre Machine Gun Kelly, was born right here in Houston? Neither did I, and I probably still wouldn’t if not for checking his HLSR page before heading down to NRG…

Melissa Carper Rambles Into Houston

Finding a place, person or sound that feels like home can be a mysterious process. Sometimes a brand new experience can somehow recreate the feelings of the past and bring a certain kind of peace and comfort that is usually reserved for familiarity. Melissa Carper captures this sentiment perfectly with…

Three Tips on Writing a Properly Flawed Main Character

Lately, I’ve been sharing some tips from my introduction to fiction writing classes with Closing Credits. One of the hardest parts of writing a compelling work is crafting a main character to stumble through it. Today, we’re going to look at some basic tools to round them out and make…

Derek Trucks Talkin’ “Layla,” TV commercials & the Houston Texans

Married couple and parents Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks—also the leaders of the 12-member Tedeschi Trucks Band—are rabidly partisan fans of their hometown NFL team, the Jacksonville Jaguars. They’ve even individually or together performed the “Star Spangled Banner” several times at home games over the years. That said, the Jags…

Turnpike Troubadours Leave ‘Em Wanting More at RodeoHouston

Turnpike Troubadours NRG Stadium March 11, 2023 They entered with little fanfare, but Oklahoma’s Turnpike Troubadours showed a near-capacity RodeoHouston crowd (74,657) what all the fuss is about. The Troubadours returned to the scene last year, following a hiatus so the band could deal with lead singer/songwriter Evan Felker’s well-documented…

The I-45 Expansion Is Happening, So Get Out of the Way

The Texas Department of Transportation and the Federal Highway Administration announced this week that they have struck a deal regarding the federal civil rights complaint that has had the $9 billion I-45 project idling for the past two years. And just like that, the controversial I-45 Houston expansion project is…

Feral Hogs Find New Homes in the Greater Houston Area [UPDATED]

A long-time nuisance to rural Texas communities, feral hogs are continuing to multiply at an increased rate; however, now their new backyards are encroaching closer into city limits. “There are many more areas developing now, which cause habitats to be removed; commercial and housing properties are pushing wildlife out,” said…

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Luther: The Fallen Sun

Title: Luther: The Fallen Sun Describe This Movie In One L.A. Confidential Quote: CAPTAIN SMITH: I admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job. Brief Plot Synopsis: Cor blimey, guv’nor. This bloke’s got himself in a right spot of trouble. Rating Using Random…

Ancestors’ Dream Takes Shape With Houston Chamber Choir

Houston Chamber Choir will perform Ancestors’ Dream this weekend featuring seldom-heard works by Nathaniel Dett, Harry Burleigh, Undine Smith Moore and others who believe that Black composers should embrace the spiritual but never be limited by it. The concert takes place at 7:30 p.m. Saturday at South Main Baptist Church.

Impact of Key Dates on 2023 NFL Calendar on Houston Texans

When you’re embarking on an important, multi-step endeavor, it’s always good to have organization, have a  schedule, if you will. The Houston Texans are embarking on the most important offseason in the history of their franchise, as they try to win back their fan base, and set new head coach…

Announcing the 2023-24 Theatre Under the Stars Season

It’s a season comforting (Cinderella), edgy (Jagged Little Pill) and in its own modern classic way, unsettling (Sweeney Todd).  There’s triumphs (Newsies), a musical that screams get out of your seat (On Your Feet!) and one filled with modern hits and Bob Mackie dresses (Cher). There’s even a new holiday…

Jon Pardi Rides Again at RodeoHouston 2023

Jon Pardi made his RodeoHouston debut last year with a fun and lively show. Last night at NRG Stadium, he took the stage in a smart blue blazer, jeans, and a toffee colored cowboy hat like a true Western gentleman. He looked a bit stiff and somewhat tired during the…

Truffle Masters 2023: Black Gold in Houston

The aroma of black truffles filled the humid Houston air earlier this week as Truffle Masters 2023 took over the elegant space at The Revaire on Old Katy Road. Some of Houston’s finest chefs created spectacular  creations from one of the world’s finest, and priciest, ingredients. With the diversity of…

Best Bets: Bach, Carajita and a Tennessee Williams Ballet

On this week’s list of best bets, you’ll find world premiere dance works with some interesting inspirations, a five-day-long film festival, and a not-oft-heard work of art. Keep reading for more about these and our other top picks over the next seven days. Homelessness is the subject of Houston Grand…

Houston Botanic Garden’s Intertwined Balances Art, Nature

Steve Tobin’s Intertwined is on displace at Houston Botanic Gardens. The pieces spiral, dance and provoke thought through Aug. 13 as they dramatically capture the unseen power of the natural world while celebrating the important systems that give life to the Garden’s tropical, sub-tropical, and arid collections.

Tennessee Titans Plan to Wear Houston Oiler Uniforms in 2023

Since moving to Tennessee in 1996, the Houston Oilers franchise, known as the Tennessee Titans since 1999, have had access to and ownership of any morsel of Oilers history, despite the words Houston” and “Oilers” no longer appearing anywhere close to the franchise. The company is still owned by Bud…

The Mandalorian Season 3 Picks Up With a Tale of Redemption

The Mandalorian is back. The series was the main reason to subscribe to Disney+ after its premiere in 2019, ushering in new possibilities on TV and streaming for a franchise that is one of, if not the most, important movie franchises ever. The first season was an adventure of the…

Where Wolf? Here Wolf, in Houston

Rob Saucedo’s Where Wolf might be the greatest Houston indie comic success story since Terry Moore’s Strangers in Paradise. After a smash debut in Fangoria, Saucedo is putting out a physical version and promoting it alongside screenings of the werewolf classic Silver Bullet all across the country. He’ll be at…

Group Acorde Tells Two Stories of Adaptation Through Dance and Music

The idea of change – specifically changing to suit new or different conditions – lends itself to adaptar: stories of adaptation, the latest full-evening production from Group Acorde. Founded in 2016, the Houston-based company began when choreographer-dancers Roberta Paixão Cortes and Lindsey McGill reached out to musician-composers Thomas Helton and…

I Milked a Goat and Brought Home a Trophy

I walked in wearing overalls. I had watched goat milking videos for days and had another run-through that morning. The daughter of a former veterinarian I was as ready as I could be to represent the Houston Press. As I walked into the NRG Center’s Hall A this weekend, I…

Zac Brown Band Celebrates America at RodeoHouston 2023

My best friend Derek has always been a major influence on my musical tastes. Ever since we met in middle school, he would always share with me his favorite rap tracks, rock anthems, and Tejano hits. Some of the best nights of my life were spent cruising around Houston in…

Cowboy Bob: How to Break Out of Life in a Rut

Peggy Jo Tallas decided she wanted to rob banks. She dressed as a man and hit financial institutions around the Dallas suburbs, evading capture to many years. This part is real life. In the musical Cowboy Bob, Peggy Jo (Jackie Burns) takes on mythic status to Rena (Ashley Pérez Flanagan)…

The Spacey Life and Tunes of Leon Russell

Sometimes we tend to forget that even musical heroes have musical heroes. When Elton John came to these shores to play his first highly-anticipated run of shows at L.A.’s Troubadour Club in 1970, he was ecstatic to meet one of his: Leon Russell. Cut to nearly four decades later and…

Four Thoughts on the Houston Texans Releasing Center Justin Britt

Back in September, the Houston Texans placed center Justin Britt on the Reserve/Non Football Illness list for “personal reasons.” Texans head coach Lovie Smith, appropriately, would not disclose why Britt left the team, when he made the announcement back on September 21 of last year: After this, Britt essentially disappeared…

Opinion: The Importance of Letting People Help You

One of the hardest things I’ve had to learn as a middle-aged adult is that offers of help are how other people say “I love you.” In fact, it’s one of the primary mechanisms of maintaining friendships. American cultural programming is a hell of a drug. Between the pathological individualism…

Skip Seeing Walker Hayes Live and Just Go to Applebee’s

Walker Hayes NRG Stadium March 4, 2K23 There’s a bit that hack comedians do when they want to make fun of country music. You know the drill; “All country songs are about my wife leaving, my dog dying and my truck breaking.” This sort of bit doesn’t really work anymore…

Dialing Back Ramps Up The Effect In Misery

What a thrill the stage adaptation of Misery (written by William Goldman in 2015) could have been if it had something to say about toxic fandom and the psychological perils of celebrity worship. Issues meaningful to us even if they’re hidden in a good old-fashioned thriller. Instead, the play based…

Gold Buckle Foodie Awards: Fried Foodapalooza

It’s Rodeo time again, kids, and you know what that means: Salads and kale shots for everyone! Oh, who are we kidding? It’s showtime for some of the most fattening and interesting concoctions ever to be assembled in one place. The annual Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is here again…

Muse, Evanescence Bring Big Goth Energy to Toyota Center

All the earmarks were there: the pyrotechnics, the soaring vocals, the guitar solos, the Coheed and Cambria t-shirts, the guy-liner. If you didn’t know any better, you might think you were at some kind of goth, prog metal show. Look at the crowd full of music nerds and forty somethings,…

Four Observations From Houston Astros Spring Training

More than any spring training in recent memory, this spring’s six week lead up to the MLB regular season is under some intense scrutiny, largely due to a massive overhaul of the game’s rulebook, a sea change intended to speed up the game and create more action, with the ultimate…

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Creed III

Title: Creed III Describe This Movie In One Rambo: First Blood Part II Quote: JOHN RAMBO: Nothing is over! Nothing! Brief Plot Synopsis: Boxer comes out of retirement to fight demons, and also this other dude. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Mai Tais out of 5. Tagline: “You can’t…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: A Chef Collab and Fish Fridays

Here’s a look at this weekend’s tasty food and drink happenings: 45th Anniversary Promo at Treebeards Friday 9655 Katy Freeway, 1100 Louisiana (Tunnel Level), 711 Louisiana (Tunnel Level), 1117 Texas Local institution Treebeards is celebrating its 45th anniversary on Friday, March 3 and Friday, March 10, offering its classic Red…

Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging

Merle Haggard called him “The Best Damn Fiddle Player in the World” on a tribute album. Waylon Jennings opined that it didn’t matter who roamed the halls of state governmental power in Austin, because he was “Still the King.” And his influence is evident on acolytes ranging from Asleep at…

Mama Mia! That’s A Spicy Spring Movie Preview!

We’re two months into 2023, which means it’s no longer possible to return it for as refund. It also means football season (except for the XFL) is over, baseball season has yet to start, and March Madness is still a couple weeks away. What better time to think about upcoming…

Best Bets: Ada Limón, Cowboy Bob and New Beginnings

It’s now March and though arguably the hottest ticket of the upcoming week is sold out, don’t let that make you think that there aren’t so many more great events more than worth your time. This week there’s world premiere music, a uniquely Texan musical and a U.S. Poet Laureate…

Los Compadres: First Look at a Hidden Gem

When the weather is beautiful and warm in Houston on a February day, it’s tempting to play hooky from work and responsibilities. If you can find a partner to join you, that’s even better. Such was the case recently when I convinced my spouse, Classic Rock Bob, to step away…

Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk

April Hartman suggests folk punk, the oft-maligned music genre which combines acoustic instruments with punk’s ethos, is misunderstood. Her band, Apes of the State, is one of the genre’s foremost acts. The Pennsylvania-based band expects a sold-out show March 3 at Bohemeo’s when they return to Houston. Hartman found her…

Harris County Attorney Denies Texas Comptroller’s Resolution Claims

Harris County Attorney Christian Menefee Tuesday denied Texas Comptroller Glenn Hegar’s announcement that county officials are attempting to resolve the defunding claims Hegar made earlier this month. “Comptroller Hegar’s statement is false. The county’s position on his determination that the county defunded the Precinct 5 Constable’s Office has not changed…

BARC Halts Dog Intake Services in Response to Case of Distemper

BARC, Houston’s animal shelter and adoption center, has paused all public dog intake and put infectious disease protocol in place after detecting a positive case of distemper in their shelter. The dog that tested positive was brought in as a stray from the field, said Cory Stottlemyer, Public Information Officer…

Diggin’ It: Spring Gardening in Houston

It’s springtime in Houston. Other cities may be covered in snow or battling below-freezing temperatures but the Bayou City has been blessed recently with warm days, though not always sunny ones. With mornings in the 50s and 60s and afternoons in the 70s and 80s, it’s time for we Houston…

Kinetic Celebrates Women’s History Month with a World Premiere

It’s no secret that throughout history, many stories about women were written by men. But this Women’s History Month, Kinetic Ensemble will present a musical program showcasing works by a lineup of all-female composers, including “Home,” a music and dance piece developed by Kinetic’s current composer-in-residence Nicky Sohn, Kinetic violinist…

Five Tips on Writing a Villain

I teach an online creative writing course at Closing Credits, and recently I’ve started adding a module on how to construct a good villain. Modern audiences expect more out of a bad guy these days, which is why 30 percent of YouTube is “[Villain] was Right” takes. In their defense,…

The Quebe Sisters Keep Western Swing’s Wheels Rolling

When it comes to western swing, The Quebe Sisters aren’t trying to reinvent the wheel. But, the Dallas-based trio knows that adding some fresh tread to the tires can’t hurt. The band’s ongoing evolution, more than 20 years into an acclaimed career, is helping to drive the traditional music form…

Houston Texans Announce 2023 Coaching Staff

DeMeco Ryans was hired by the Houston Texans all the way back on January 31, and introduced at a press conference as such back on February 2. Assembling a coaching staff has been the front burner item for Ryans and general manager Nick Caserio since then, and it finally all…

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Cocaine Bear

Title: Cocaine Bear Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: ANGRY MOB: We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears! LENNY: Hey Homer, that’s a pretty catchy chant. Where’d you learn it? HOMER: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year. Brief Plot Synopsis: …seriously? Rating…

Opinion: How the Hogwarts Legacy Boycott Did and Didn’t Fail

It’s safe to say that the backlash against the latest Wizarding World video game, Hogwarts Legacy, didn’t impact the sales enough to matter. The game continues to sell extremely well, a fact that every horrible person on Facebook feels the need to scream about in the comment sections of gaming…

Rockets Week: Even in a Week Off, Not Much Good to Report

The Rockets, mercifully, had a week off for All-Star break meaning they weren’t able to lose any more games. But, the fun resumes Thursday night as they drag their worst record in the NBA (13-45) into the Bay Area to face the Warriors. It’s been a miserable season for this…

TSA Officials Are Finding Pets in Bags at Security Checkpoints

When viewing X-ray scans of travelers’ bags, Transportation Security Administration workers see the usual items – clothing, bags of toiletries, electronics, and toys for children traveling – but lately several have detected furry passengers in the mix. “It’s something we are starting to see, travelers get stressed out at security…

Best Bets: Shakespeare, Broadway, and Mandabi

February is drawing to a close (and March is approaching quickly), but you can still these last few days of the month to enjoy the Houston arts and culture scene. This week a ballet makes its return to Houston after almost exactly eight years, there are two film festivals, and…

NFL Fan’s Guide to Offseason Quarterback Drama

For years, the only thing the NFL didn’t really do as well as their other American major sports counterparts was the offseason, particularly the movement of high level players from team to team. In short, there never was any, especially at quarterback. If a team found a quarterback that was…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Your Chance at Free Ramen for a Year

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Ramen Tatsu-Ya, 1722 California, just celebrated its sixth year anniversary, and to celebrate, the cult favorite has brought back its annual cat-naming contest. Now through March 5, fans can enter as many names as they please…

Hope the Neighbors Like Hope the Neighbors Like Jumprope

Iconic album titles sometimes have interesting back stories. Queen is said to gone with A Night at the Opera because the classic Marx Brothers film of the same name played during recording of the 1975 LP which spawned “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Radiohead’s OK Computer reportedly came from a super fan inexplicably…

Pop Goes the Rodeo Uncorked & Best Bites 2023 Competition

It’s time to pull out the Justins, Stetsons and turquoise jewelry. Rodeo Houston has begun its season of events, kicking off with Rodeo Uncorked Roundup & Best Bites Competition 2023 which took place at NRG Center February 19. Thousands of folks in Western finery filled the massive space, eager to…

Stages Theater Announces its 2023-24 Season

Stages theater has announced its 2023-24 season, one that Artistic Director Kenn McLauglin says offers “shows that use surprise as a key theatrical element.” Always … Patsy Cline returns as well as a new play in the Stages Panto tradition: Panto Alicia in Wonderland, which is also making its world premiere…

Eddie Van Halen Chased Tones; Music Journalist Chased Eddie

In the media biz, you sometimes get to interview famous folks. You (ideally) have a pleasant conversation, shake hands, and say, “See you around campus,” or something to that effect. But you don’t hang out with them later. They don’t call you to say, “Hey, what’s going on?” They don’t…

Broadway at the Hobby Announces its 2023-24 Season

With a heavy emphasis on musicians and music, Memorial Hermann Broadway at the Hobby today announced its 2023-24 season — featuring four Houston premieres and some returning favorites. The season begins with a story about Michael Jackson, followed by one about Tina Turner. Later on in the season there’s Hairspray…

Dirty Water and Dirty Secrets Flow In Cullud Wattah

Nine hundred and thirty-six days. That’s how long Big Ma, her two children and two grandchildren have gone without clean water. Water that won’t harm them. Water they can use to wash dishes, bathe, cook with and drink. These appalling conditions aren’t in some third-world country or post-war refugee camp…

ROCO Ditches The Conductor In Friends

ROCO’s In Concert series continues on February 18 with a celebration titled Friends at Rice University’s Lucian and Nancy Morrison Theatre at Rice University’s Brockman Hall for Opera. This concert showcases the orchestra, as the ensemble performs conductorless, with Artistic Partner and Concertmaster Scott St. John leading from the chair.

What’s Holding Up the Ike Dike?

Even though we’ve been talking about the Ike Dike for more than a decade at this point, a recent report on the latest pitch from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for how to create the gate system designed to block storm surges certainly doesn’t indicate that this project is…

NFL Head Coach Report Card: Houston Texans Win!

On Tuesday afternoon, the Arizona Cardinals announced they would be hiring Philadelphia Eagles defensive coordinator Jonathan Gannon as their next head coach. Gannon himself announced it on the team’s social media outlets with the gusto and verve that only a nondescript defensive coordinator could: Yay Cardinals. And with that, the…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Taking Greece by Land and Sea

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Standout fine dining restaurant March, 1624 Westheimer, has reopened for spring, exploring Greece and its culinary roots from land and sea alongside thoughtful selections of some of Greece’s most iconic wines and producers. Led by chef-partner…

Apollo Chamber Players Journeys To Southeast Asia

Apollo Chamber Players will present a multi-disciplinary performance Mekong: SOUL by Emmy Award-winning musician Van-Anh Vanessa Vo and composer Jonathan Berger to tell three powerful and multi-sensory stories about life on the Mekong River in Southeast Asia. The performances are scheduled at 7 p.m. both Friday and Saturday at Asia Society Texas.

Bruce Springsteen As Memento Mori At The Toyota Center

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Toyota Center February 14, 2023 “Remember, thou art mortal.” That ancient Roman warning wouldn’t seem to apply to Bruce Springsteen, whose Herculean shows with the E Street Band belie his age. And even though the man has moved past the need to talk about his…

5 Games That Should NOT Get TV Shows

The success of HBO’s The Last of Us is likely to send producers scrambling to replicate the process with another hot ticket Triple A gaming franchise. While I’m always excited to see gaming get its due in other media, interactive entertainment doesn’t always translate well onto the screen. Here are…

Astros Week: Brown Coming in Hot, Javier Signs Extension

Hard to believe, but Spring Training has arrived. In just a few days, Astros players will hit the field in West Palm Beach, Florida. Pitchers and catchers report February 16 and position players on February 21. If it seems like it was a short offseason, that’s because it definitely was…

Natasha Lyonne Stars in Poker Face

Poker Face is a case-of-the-week style murder mystery that follows Charlie Cale (Natasha Lyonne), a casino worker with the ability to tell when someone is lying. When things go very wrong, Charlie hits the road where she stumbles upon different mysteries wherever she goes in a “howcatchem” format, popularized by…

Permanent Collection: Art, Culture and Egos on a Collision Course

In 2002, the Barnes Foundation, a Pennsylvania-based organization, became the talk of the art world when its new direction clashed starkly with the wishes of its deceased founder, Albert Barnes. Barnes left clear instructions as to how his art was to be presented — instructions that could not weather the…

Eddie Goes to Poetry City: The Old Avant-garde

Richard Foreman writes weird plays. Catastrophic Theatre thrives on weird plays. Eddie Goes to Poetry City is a perfect match. The match may be perfect; the play not so much. Lauded, feted, hailed as a titan of theater’s avant-garde, Foreman has been deconstructing the art of the play since the…

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The Outwaters

Title: The Outwaters Describe This Movie In One Alice in Chains Lyric: AiC: Down in a hole, losin’ my soul Brief Plot Synopsis: Hipster doofuses are no match for cosmic mind f*ckery. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 King Missiles out of 5. Tagline: “We all die in the dark.”…

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Huesera: The Bone Woman

Title: Huesera: The Bone Woman Describe This Movie In One The Crow Quote: ERIC DRAVEN: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Brief Plot Synopsis: What to dissect when you’re expecting. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4.5 Jacob Singers out of 5 Tagline: “Motherhood is…

Trash Collects at Illegal Dumping Sites Across Houston

One of senior sheriff’s deputy Tommy Berry’s more disturbing illegal dumping reports involved a  deceased horse. “This has happened at least three times while responding to these reports,” Berry said. Berry, who works for Commissioner Adrian Garcia’s Precinct 2, regularly monitors the phones and computer systems to pick up when…

Amy Ray Explores Her Roots In It All Goes South

Though roots can provide a securing anchor for a tree, they can also grow to become tangled messes becoming problematic not only for the tree itself, but structures around it. This concept runs deep in Indigo Girl Amy Ray’s tenth solo album If It All Goes South. Amy Ray and…

Love Is In The Air At Almost Maine

We’re never more vulnerable than when we love, for to love someone means exposing ourselves fully. To allow ourselves to be seen. And if we’re lucky, our offering is met with reciprocal feelings through which trust, respect and tender-heartedness flourish. It’s a lot to ask of us imperfect beings. But…

JD Souther Brings His Many Hits (and Memories) to Tomball

In 1979, JD Souther released the lush, plaintive ballad “You’re Only Lonely,” which hit #7 on the Billboard Top 100 and #1 on the Adult Contemporary charts. But it wasn’t on these shores that he first realized he had a giant hit on his hands. “It had already peaked in…

Nothing Up Their Sleeves at Champions of Magic

There’s not an “Abracadabra” to be heard inside Hobby Center’s Zilkha Hall during the dazzling display of magic on hand – many hands, many deft hands – from the Champions of Magic, wowing everyone until February 17 on its American tour. Neither is there an “Open Sesame” from The Thief…

Texas Refineries Dump Millions of Gallons of Wastewater, Legally

As surreal as it may seem, from 2019 to 2021 six Houston-area refineries were pumping 55 million gallons of chemical-laden wastewater directly into the Houston Ship Channel and other public waterways, and most of them weren’t breaking any rules, according to a new report from the Environmental Integrity Project. The…

Houston Concert Watch 2/8: Springsteen, Anthrax and More

OK, let me get this straight. Cracker Barrel, the restaurant chain that is to southern cuisine what the Olive Garden is to Italian fare, has come up with a promotion for Valentine’s Day in which couples who propose at a Cracker Barrel location have a shot at winning free food…

Four Misconceptions DeMeco Ryans Should Put to Bed

Nothing off the field has galvanized a Houston fan base in recent years more than the hiring of DeMeco Ryans as head coach of the Houston Texans. A week after the team announced that Ryans was coming home to be the team’s head coach, the city is still buzzing. Because…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Eat King Cake for a Cause

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Wednesday, February 8 True Anomaly and Indianola Beer Dinner Indianola and True Anomaly Brewing Company are joining forces for a One Small Step progressive dinner, starting at the Brewery, 2012 Dallas, at 5:30 p.m. and finishing at Indianola, 1201 Saint Emanuel…

Last Night: Incubus at 713 Music Hall

Incubus 713 Music Hall February 3, 2023 Incubus was founded in Calabasas, California, more than 30 years ago. Back then, Brandon Boyd was only 15 years old, and his band was performing a fusion of funk and metal. By the turn of the century, Incubus would become a darling child…

The Last of Us Shows Why Easy Modes Are Important

If you’ve been on the internet over the last week, it’s impossible to miss the buzz around HBO’s The Last of Us. The adaptation of the hit survival horror game is wowing fans and critics, particularly with the episode “Long, Long Time.” It’s also a perfect example of why games…

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Knock At The Cabin

Title: Knock at the Cabin Describe This Movie In One Thor: Ragnarok Quote: THOR: He’s a friend from work! Brief Plot Synopsis: Cabins in the woods continue to be a bad idea. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Kwai Chang Caines out of 5 Tagline: “Make the choice.” Better Tagline: “Eenie, Meenie,…

Blast Off With Garrett T. Capps & NASA Country

Since forming in 2018 Garrett T. Capps & NASA Country have been steadily growing their fanbase by continuing to create sounds that push them further into outer space. “There is no lineup stuff that changes,” says Capps. “Everyone’s personality is really strong and there’s no replacing anyone in that band.”…

Slinky, Shiny Chicago Comes to TUTS

With Chicago in town on its 25th anniversary tour, courtesy of Theatre Under the Stars, you can expect to be teased. As you walk to your seat in the Hobby Center for the Performing Arts, you’ll see a single chair sitting on stage, illuminated by a single spotlight, with a…

DeMeco Ryans is the New Houston Texans Head Coach

Over the last three years, Houston Texan fans have had to endure an era in which Bill O’Brien and Jack Easterby decimated the roster as a two headed GM, trading away DeAndre Hopkins for a song as their WWE finisher. They’ve had to endure their quarterback quitting on the city…

GloRilla Performs for a Sold-Out Warehouse Live Crowd

The packed house at Warehouse live began to rumble as the stage lights rose to illuminate GloRilla center stage.  Backed by two large screens which flashed her name across them, the rapper laughed as she walked and motioned toward the crowd. Her distinctive voice and stage presence filled the room…

Four Way Too Early Super Bowl LVII Storylines

After 17 games worth of regular season football, and three weeks worth of a fairly moribund postseason (at least compared to last year’s slew of thrillers), we now have our matchup for Super Bowl LVII (NOTE to NFL: Enough with the roman numerals, please!), and it should be a good…

Where to Dine Out in Houston This Valentine’s Day 2023

From sumptuous weekend long affairs to bubbly and chocolate fueled menus on the day of, these Houston restaurants are bringing the romance this Valentine’s Day. Backstreet Cafe, 1103 South Shepherd Featuring al fresco patios and a romantic vibe, Backstreet will offer its Valentine’s menu addition to its regular menu on…

Margo Price Is Spreading Her Wings Into Houston

It seems Margo Price always knew where she wanted to go in life, but figuring out how to get there was a whole other deal. “That’s the hard thing is making the map,” says Price over the phone as she gets ready to embark on her five-week tour. Price’s Till…

Opinion: Why Our Friends Choose Celebrities Over Us

Over the last six years, I’ve lost a fair number of friends because the hill they died on was attacking me while they defended a rich and famous person, who doesn’t know they exist. Last week, it was two people I had known for years who rode in to defend…

Paradise Blue Rivets at The Ensemble Theatre

Back in the 1930s and 1940s, a prosperous, predominantly Black community thrived just east of downtown Detroit. By the 1960s, that neighborhood, known as Black Bottom, and its commercial district known as Paradise Valley, had been razed to the ground in the name of urban renewal. In Dominique Morisseau’s Paradise…

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Infinity Pool

Title: Infinity Pool Describe This Movie In One Office Space Quote: MILTON: Sir? I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put… I could put… strychnine in the guacamole. Brief Plot Synopsis: Fear…

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You People

Title: You People Describe This Movie Using One Lethal Weapon 2 Quote: CONSULATE ENVOY: I don’t think you want to go to South Africa. ROGER MURTAUGH: Why not? CONSULATE ENVOY: Because you’re black! LEO GETZ: You are. He is. Brief Plot Synopsis: Guess who’s coming to seder? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant…

James Beard Award Semifinalists: Houston’s Nominees

The James Beard Awards 2023 semifinalists were announced this week and the list includes ten Houston chefs and restaurateurs. With such a diverse restaurant scene across our country, we don’t envy the James Beard folks the task of choosing from the stunning pool of culinary talent our own city has…

Astros Hire Dana Brown as Team’s Next General Manager

Astros owner Jim Crane promised a thorough vetting process when hiring the team’s next general manager. He lamented that the hiring of former GM James Click happened too quickly after the sign-stealing scandal and subsequent firing of Jeff Lunhow. Crane did as promised by waiting through much of free agency…

Cambodian Rock Band Let Us Boogie Through the Barbarous

It’s not often you see a play about genocide and find yourself seat-dancing to a kick-ass groovy rock band. In fact, it’s probably never. But then, Cambodian Rock Band, Lauren Yee’s play depicting one man’s daunting survival from the notorious Khmer Rouge rule in isn’t your average tale of horror…

Houston METRO to Decide on Partnership with Houston Bike Share

Next week, the Metropolitan Transit Authority of Harris County’s board will vote on a partnership with Houston Bike Share that they say will increase the city’s connectivity, and help with the company’s bike share program, BCycle. BCycle started in 2012 with three stations, and now has 155 stations across the…

Twitter Approval Ratings For All Seven Texan Head Coach Candidates

Things are happening in the Houston Texans’ search for their next head coach. Interest is swirling around several of the candidates that they’ve interviewed, and with two of the candidates, they’ve been able to conduct second interviews this week. Those two are Giants offensive coordinator Mike Kafka and Broncos defensive…

Billy Wagner Misses Hall for the Eighth Time

On Tuesday, Major League Baseball made its Hall of Fame announcements. One of the handful of former players on the short list for induction included Astros closer Billy Wagner, who was on the ballot for the eighth time. Players need to reach the 75 percent or better mark in Hall…

Werther: a Story of Unrequited Love at Houston Grand Opera

He loves her; she’s already betrothed to someone else and holding to her promise to her mother to marry that man. Over four acts our title character’s depression deepens while his frustration grows. She “might” love him but nothing can be done about it. It’s tragic opera about unrequited love…

Rockets Week: Jalen Green Heats Up, the Losing Streak is Dead

Ding, dong, the losing streak is dead. The Rockets managed to defeat the Minnesota Timberwolves on Monday night killing their 13-game losing streak. Make no mistake, this team is not good. They have the worst record in the entire league. But, at least for the last couple weeks, some of…

Should You Subscribe to Your Friend’s OnlyFans?

It’s becoming more socially acceptable for people to offer adult services through webcam hubs, particularly OnlyFans. Since 2015, OnlyFans has grown to 1.5 million content creators. While most creators have fewer than 30 subscribers, some people make a decent living at it. As any content creator in any medium will…

Houston Concert Watch 1/25: Del Castillo, Al Di Meola and More

Joining such advertising icons as Joe Camel and the Frito Bandito, the anthropomorphic waking, talking M&M mascots are now officially out to pasture. Reports indicate that the chocolate-filled spokescandies are victims of the “culture wars.” But don’t get outraged just yet. Some believe that this is a faux controversy, leading…

The Pros and Cons of the Houston Texans Hiring Sean Payton

The Houston Texans have completed first interviews with eight candidates for their head coaching job. Right now, the number that remain in the mix, at least publicly (since we have no idea if any have been eliminated behind the scenes), is seven, with Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson having taken…

Hector Ward And The Big Time Smile Into Life

For frontman Hector Ward, Smile Into Life isn’t just the title of his 2019 album; it’s a way of life. “I like to give out good vibes because life is short and it’s better to smile into life like the record says. It’s the choice of life, to either be…

Drink as Friends with the Drunk Shakespeare Society

If there’s one thing missing from the Houston arts and culture scene, it’s an interactive Shakespeare comedy hybrid. At least, that’s what director Lisa Klages and the Drunk Shakespeare Society are counting on as they prepare to open Drunk Shakespeare right here in the Bayou City. “We felt like something like…

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The Pale Blue Eye

Title: The Pale Blue Eye Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: NARRATOR: Quoth the Raven … eat my shorts. Brief Plot Synopsis: One’s a world-weary alcoholic, the other’s a twitchy West Point cadet with literary aspirations. Together, they fight crime. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Cameron Poes…

Could the Houston Texans Trade the Number Two Overall Pick?

Last spring, with the Houston Texans holding the third overall pick in the 2022 NFL Draft, I asked Texans general manager Nick Caserio, in my very first question of an interview, if he was “open for business” at the third overall pick, meaning would he be actively (and happily) entertaining…

Sacred and Profane: Jesus Christ Superstar at Broadway at the Hobby

The inevitable question one asks after seeing Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar (1971) is: how in hell will the singers survive the grueling national tour? Celebrating the musical’s 50th anniversary – now 52nd , this iconic show continues throughout America until June 25. Will…

Houston Concert Watch 1/18: Dave Alvin, C.J. Chenier and More

It’s official. Madonna will mount a U.S. tour later this year, with a stop in Houston scheduled for September 13 at Toyota Center. Though Madge inexplicably hasn’t had many hits as of late – “Gang Bang,” “Illuminati” and “Unapologetic Bitch” have all failed to chart during the past decade –…

That ‘90s Show Gets It Mostly Right

Netflix has made a name for itself doing nostalgia television sequels like Fuller House and One Day at a Time, and That ‘90s Show is yet another example of them mostly recapturing lightning in a slightly modernized bottle. It’s 1995 in Point Place, Wisconsin, and Red (Kurtwood Smith) and Kitty…

Houston Astros Sign Framber Valdez, Five Others

The Houston Astros are about four weeks away from pitchers and catchers reporting to West Palm Beach for spring training. Despite the departure of American League Cy Young winner Justin Verlander, the squad is primed to defend its 2022 World Series title, and enter the season as the betting favorites…

Pediatric COVID-19 Cases on the Rise Again in Houston

Doctors and nurses in Houston hospitals are facing increases in pediatric COVID-19 cases that could lead to a rise in hospitalizations akin to the amount brought in by one of the worst spikes of Respiratory Syncytial Virus last November and December. Hospitalizations of RSV overwhelmed pediatric wards then, and have…

Texas Democrats File Sweep Of Trans Protection Bills

The Republican war on trans people in Texas is likely to heat up this year, but Democrats have filed a raft of bills in the 88th Legislative Session that aim to protect trans people. State Rep. Diego Bernal (D-San Antonio) filed House Bill 256 in November. The bill would include…

Houston Texans Interview Multiple Head Coaching Candidates

This past weekend was an interesting one in the AFC South. For a while on Saturday night, it looked like the division’s sole playoff representative, the Jacksonville Jaguars, were going to go whimpering into the night, trailing the Los Angeles chargers 27-0 in the second quarter of their super wild…

The School for Scandal at Classical is a Sublime Comedy of Manners

Lady Sneerwell (Lindsay Ehrhardt) and her low-rent henchman Mr. Snake (Ronnie Blaine) plot their machinations right at the beginning of Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s School for Scandal by walking through the DeLuxe Theatre’s auditorium and into the aisles. Patrons swing their legs out of the way, some stand up to let…

A Night in Houston’s Magical Music Circle

“I just wanna be the famous people on TV.” – Max Diaz At 7:30 on a January night, it’s dark out front of Houston’s Contemporary Arts Museum. The little bit of light assigned to the corner of Montrose and Bissonnet isn’t aided much by the headlights of the many cars…

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Plane

Title: uh… Describe This Movie In One Airplane! Quote: STEVE MCCROSKEY: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Brief Plot Synopsis: Airplane crash lands in Philippines, but Manny Pacquiao isn’t around to save them. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Sullys out of 5. Tagline: “Survive together…

Quick Bites: Tacos El Patron and Home Slice

While some Houstonians began their January dry or by joining a gym, my household was still in vacation mode. With kids on college break and post-holiday funk, my husband Classic Rock Bob and I weren’t quite ready to start our New Year’s resolutions. Recent outings that included errand-running and concert-going…

Rockets Week: Is It Time for Silas to Go?

No one expected the Rockets to be a good team this year. When you start this many young players and your primary focus is making them better, wins and losses are not top of mind, even if the over-under of 23.5 seems incredible considering they won just 20 last season…

Four Thoughts on Carlos Correa’s Free Agency Saga

It’s hard to feel sorry for someone whose last two MLB offseasons have resulted in what amounted to a one-year, $35 million contract with the Twins, and then a subsequent six-year, $200 million contract with those same Twins, but I do feel a bit for Carlos Correa and the patience…

The Marriage of Figaro at Houston Grand Opera

As far as opera director Ian Rutherford is concerned, The Marriage of Figaro has “possibly the greatest Act II of opera and musical theater that was ever created and the greatest libretto ever written.” And he’s bringing that conviction to life on stage when Houston Grand Opera once again presents…

Houston Concert Watch 1/11: Patrice Pike, Keeshea Pratt, and More

Call it what you will — paraskavedekatriaphobia, friggatriskaidekaphobia, or just plain old triskaidekaphobia — a fear of Friday the 13th affects over 6 percent of the U.S. population, according to the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, N.C. The organization also reports that at least $800 million is…

Chainsaw Man: Our Pick For Anime of the Year

Denji is a teenager in Japan whose biggest dream is to one day afford some jam to put on his daily slice of bread. He’s usedby everyone he encounters, having inherited a large debt to the Yakuza after the death of his father. Denji is forced to hunt and kill…

Houston Texans Fire Head Coach Lovie Smith

After Sunday’s 32-31 victory over the Indianapolis Colts, Texans head coach Lovie Smith was asked if he expects to be back for the 2023 season, coaching the team he’d just finished leading to a 3-13-1 record in 2022. After a little hemming and hawing about hypotheticals and such, Smith said…

Mealer Files to Contest County Judge Race’s Results

Thursday night, former Republican candidate for Harris County Judge, Alexandra del Moral Mealer announced her decision to formally challenge the results of her 2022 loss to incumbent Lina Hidalgo – citing what she alleged were continued questions about possible voter suppression. Mealer is the latest Harris County Republican defeated in…

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M3GAN

Title:  M3GAN Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: EVIL KRUSTY: I’m Krusty the Clown and I don’t like you very much. HOMER: Heh heh. EVIL KRUSTY: I’m Krusty the Clown and I’m going to kill you. HOMER: Didn’t even pull the string that time. Brief Plot Synopsis: (Attachment theory) +…

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Women Talking

Title: Women Talking Describe This Movie In One Once Were Warriors Quote: BETH HEKE: If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years, then I can survive anything. Brief Plot Synopsis: The women of an isolated religious community grapple with the revelation of years of sexual abuse. Rating Using…

Busted Babes is a New Look at Barbie

Barbie, the world-famous doll and cultural icon, is looking to have a pretty good 2023 thanks to a massive film starring Margot Robbie as the titular character. However, there’s always been a slightly broken side to the doll thanks to its history as a consumable item meant for children. What…

RodeoHouston Announces Its Star Entertainers for 2023

The 2023 RodeoHouston Entertainer Lineup is released and in addition to the ever-popular country music, it features EDM, Hip-Hop, Norteño, Pop, Rock, and Christian. Individual RODEOHOUSTON tickets will go on sale to the public Thursday, January 12. For the first time, they will be sold in two waves, 10 a.m. and…

J.J. Watt’s Top Six Viral Off-The-Field Moments

Professional football is the most popular sport in America, but in Houston, the sport is currently either (a) the bane of many Houstonians existence, or (b) a forgotten relic. Most Houstonians are either angry about or apathetic toward professional football, and that might be the most miraculous thing the Houston…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Sober Sips for Dry January

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Coltivare, 3320 White Oak, is ready to celebrate Dry January with its month-long, zero-proof cocktail menu. This year, the beverage team has curated an all-new menu in collaboration with Sipple, with drinks including The Perfect Storm…

2022 Favorites Talk 2022 Albums and 2023 Plans

Weasked Houston music folks we featured in 2022 for their best album of 2022 choices. It’s a list that might turn you onto some music you missed last year and one that serves as a recall to the stories we did on these artists. Best of all, it details plans…

Houston Symphony Rocks Billy Joel, Elton John This Weekend

Two of the most beloved singer-songwriters will be celebrated this weekend at the Houston Symphony with The Music of Elton John and Billy Joel, à la the Houston Symphony at Jones Hall. The beloved song repertoire will span from “Rocket Man” to “Piano Man” all thanks to the musical genius of guest performer Michael Cavanaugh.

Opinion: New Year’s Dieting is Not Automatically Wellness

It’s a new year, and that means that millions will flock to the gym as part of a resolution to lose weight and “get healthy.” Here’s another idea: don’t bloody do that. There are decades of scientific proof that diets do not work, and the only consistent weight lost is…

Mexican Pizza Showdown: Taco Cabana Vs. Taco Bell

During the height of the COVID pandemic, many of us dealt with supply chain issues and not always getting what we wanted. Restaurants and food businesses had to adapt and customers were understanding, for the most part.  However, when Taco Bell announced in September 2020 that it was removing the…

Opinion: Root Root for a Texans Loss This Weekend

If there were ever a time for Lovie Smith to rouse his players with a thunderous speech, this is it. With just one game left in the regular season — and the season, period, for the Texans — this is no time to hold back. This team needs to lay…

Bryce Young Goes Pro, Let the Texans Speculation Begin!

One thing we learned in Nick Caserio’s first FULL Draft as Houston Texans general manager, a draft in which he was flush with multiple picks in the each of the first two rounds — he likes to draft players from the University of Alabama. In the second round, Caserio selected…

Opinion: 10 Things We Can Learn From the Downfall of Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a former kickboxer turned raging misogynistic podcaster who built a name for himself as an alpha male guru. His blatant bigotry got him booted from most social media platforms, but he was let back onto Twitter following Elon Musk’s purchase of the company. Last week, Tate decided…

Best Albums From Houston Artists in 2022

As we begin the new year, we take a look back at the Houstonians that put out some of the top albums of the year. Last year we released a series of lists highlighting up and coming artists, women, singers, and producers, but this year we are focused on just…


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